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10.5 (2004)
an unbelievably awful disaster movie
hmmm, Hollywood has labelled this a movie????? i began to watch this movie last nite on TV and i have neva seen a more pathetically acted, worse use of special effects and big waste of money! I had to turn it off because i was so embarrassed for the film makers and actors. i am a big fan of disaster movies and i know they don't have a good history of great acting and they tend to over-exaggerate consequences and i have accepted that, i usually just watch it for the effects and disaster scenes as i love anything to do with natural disasters. This movie did not satisfy any of the criteria which make a good movie for me and i would say that it was the worst movie i have ever seen but i cant as i did not see the whole of it, so i didn't see the movie in its entirety. The fact that people have rated this as 10/10 is an insult to quality film-making, as this had none of the acting, effects, directing, editing etc that make a movie "perfect". Movies like the lord of the rings,the godfather, etc in my opinion are the only ones that deserve 10/10 and even they have not achieved this according to the IMDb ratings. ----------"spoiler alert-------- There was one scene in this movie where the golden gate bridge is breaking, and cars are rolling in2 the water, and it was so painfully obvious that they had used toy cars to create the effect! this is not quality film making, if they had to use toy cars then they could have at least made them look real/lifelike.
This for me proved that this film was not worth watching so I turned it off and watched pirates of the Caribbean-now there is a 10/10 movie.
Family Guy (1999)
i LOVE this show!
This has got to be my all-time favorite show!, i noticed a lot of people have been comparing it to the Simpsons but this show is in a league of its own! I personally don't find the Simpson's very funny at all, but this show is guaranteed to have me in stitches at least three times every episode. My favorite characters are Stewie, the Mayor of Quahog,"someone's stealing my water", and Chris who i believe deserves much more air time but every time he appears on the screen i practically wet myself laughing. I bought a box set of this not expecting much as i hadn't seen much of it but i was addicted and have watched it many times over. I have lent it to all my friends and every time someone brings up this show we all quote our favorite lines because this show is 'classic'. I live in Australia and i am very annoyed at Channel 7 for taking this off the air and putting it on at very late time slots. Anyways, if you have not had the pleasure of viewing this show yet then do as it is gold and i just want to take this opportunity to give my congrats to Seth Mc Farlene for creating this piece of genius!
The Village (2004)
what a stupid film and a massive waste of money
what a stupid film! i got this out with a few friends hoping for a wonderful horror film like it was advertised as. what did i get? a load of crap. there were so many things that were wrong with this film. firstly they revealed the only scary thing about the film(the red things)were not real about half way through the movie so for the other half of the movie i totally lost interest. Another aspect that totally screwed the film up was the ending where the leading lady arrives back in the village after a "scary" trip through the woods and all she can say is "i'm back" and then it ends. this was so horrible it was laughable. MY advice: don't waste your time! rent a good quality film like the ring, this scared the sh*t out of me.