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007: Road to a Million (2023)
Trash
If you're gonna make a trashy reality show, keep the 007 label away from it. It has absolutely nothing to do with James Bond at all. It just taints the 007 label by associating with this bottom feeder form of entertainment, and I use that term lightly.
Now an actual 007 show would be fantastic. That is what I thought this was gonna be when I clicked on it. Boy was I disappointed. Pretty much just a slap to the face to any James Bond fan. Why? Why would you do this?
You're a disgrace. You should be ashamed of yourself for creating, producing or being in any way involved with this utter garbage.
Paradise PD (2018)
Hilarious
It's got Mike Bolton, Spongebob, Master Shake, and even Bender Bending Rodriquez. You can't go wrong with that crew.
Yes I know it's not them, it 's their actors but same diff. I laugh my ass off when I watch this show. I feel sorry for those who don't get the jokes, you're missing out.
Like the first episode starts out with the kid shooting his abusive narcissistic father's balls off. Well... one of them. What I wouldn't give to do that and get away with it!
Ya it's a lot like Brickleberry. The studio wanted to charge them an outrageous amount to continue it so they were like "Screw it, we'll change it just enough so we don't have to pay." Good on them.
Dead in the Water: A Fear the Walking Dead Story: Something Bad (2022)
Holy. Relax, people.
It's a 6 part web series all put together into a single episode.
It's not sposed to be so good that you cream your pants just from watching it.
It was great for what it is. Some B action, some good zombie kills, and some tough dilemmas.
Sit back and enjoy.
Abraham Lincoln vs. Zombies (2012)
Great B Movie
One of the best zombie flicks out there. Don't let the naysayers stop you.
Great zombie action and an awesome Abe quote that I still use to this day.
Not a rip off of the Vampire one. This one came first.
Fear the Walking Dead: The Door (2021)
Why?
Why do you keep killing off the best characters? It's not even shocking anymore. I used to appreciate it but the allure has worn off.
The Stand (2020)
It's not that confusing.
It seems a lot are complaining about the flashbacks. I don't get it. It's not that confusing. Maybe you're just not that bright?
I mean I get it. A large part of the book was the journey to the 2 places and they kind of glossed over that to save time, instead showing it in flashbacks. But I had no trouble following it.
I really enjoyed the acting for Harold character. He was so cringey but accurate. Total school shooter if the world didn't end.
Tom Cullen was great too. Great acting. MOON.
The original movie I was young and I didn't get how the 4 unarmed people were supposed to beat Flagg who can't be hurt. But they made it much clearer in this version.
All in all good miniseries. Brought back some nostalgia.
Batwoman: Survived Much Worse (2021)
Oh my god. So stupid.
I'm not one to talk crap about shows but wow. Most of the episode was actually pretty good. Some decent twists. But the ending. So stupid.
Like oh no I can't walk 30 feet to the perfectly good flowers that will save my life because part of the field is on fire. Better hop on a plane and get home to get their flower they found.
Also oh no I'm ruined because part of my field is on fire. It's not like flowers have seeds or anything with which I can grow more.
That was appallingly stupid writing.
Tremors (2018)
Just release it.
If it's already made just put it on. Release it on YouTube. Or some other way online. Netflix will take anything. Or air it at 3am and wait and see how many people will stay up just to watch it.
Legends of Tomorrow: Romeo V. Juliet: Dawn of Justness (2020)
They did it again.
Beautiful episode. Beautiful Shakespearean acting. Beautiful send off to Ray. These guys get me every time.
Hereditary (2018)
I've only turned off 3 movies in my life and this is the 3rd
Horrid movie. So slow. Just annoying and stupid the whole time. I got about halfway in and turned it off. How can this be rated any highee than a 3 is beyond me. Save yourself 2 hours and don't watch.
Batwoman: An Un-Birthday Present (2020)
What happened to B?
What's with all the Bi hate in this show? So much bigotry. Poor Sophie. Leave her alone already. It's her choice. It's LGBT not LGT.
Blade Runner 2049 (2017)
Sooo boring and forever-taking
How did this get an 8? I really tried, really wanted to like this. I love almost all sci-fi. But it was so boring. So many still shots of Gosling brooding. They could have shortened it easily by a half hour. Just dragged everything out. I wish it was more exciting. Barely any action. The action it did have was good. Just so hard to get into and pay attention.
Batwoman (2019)
Bad Writing on both a Macro and Micro level.
It's one thing to make a bad show. It's another to make it part of the bigger universe. I wouldn't watch this except I feel that I have to because I might be missing something in the upcoming crisis (I am almost caught up, just a month late).
Can't they consult with the writers from the other shows. Like the more experienced writers can mentor them or something? Please?
On the macro level the story is not very compelling nor is it well put together or well-contrived.
On the micro level, some of the lines these characters say do not only not fit their characters, they do not fit any person. I find myself saying WTF to some of the stupid lines regularly.
There are a few good characters but all in all it's rubbish. Batwoman herself is a spoiled little girl with Daddy issues throwing tantrums constantly. She is not the hero this city needs. Nor one that I can get behind. She is trying to steal a married woman from a happy marriage. People are allowed to be bi. Just because your bisexual ex married a man doesn't mean she's not being true to herself. Grow up and move on.
To conclude, this show tarnishes around 30 seasons of immaculate writing and exciting crossovers. The Arrowverse has done something that, to my knowledge, has not been attempted by anyone to this degree. They have built something great here, so please cancel Batwoman before it ruins it all for you. One bad egg can spoil the batch.
Legends of Tomorrow: Hey, World! (2019)
Beautiful Work of Art
The ending had me in tears and I'm not a crier. Just goes to show the power of love and of music. So many laughs, ups and downs. Quite a roller coaster.
I hope you all enjoyed it as much as I did. This show is way deeper than it seems on the surface.
Legends of Tomorrow (2016)
Best Arrowverse Series
I love all of them but this is the best one. It has the perfect balance of epicness and ridiculousness.
It's like the super-violent Americanized version of Dr Who. Plus it even has Rory (Rip).
They get to travel throughout time and meet some of my favourite influential figures such as George Lucas and Helen of Troy. I cheered for the Lucas episode it was great.
It's light and funny at times and serious and tear-jerking at others. Plus it shows the value of good communication within a "family". Although that's a common trait of all the AV series.
Plus I have to say that the season 3 finale is the best season finale of any show ever. Just ridiculously epic. (Yes I know I'm using the same words but they are very succint.)
Enjoy, everyone!
Lost in Space (2018)
A 20 Hour Movie
That's right. This is movie quality stuff here. I was rapt the entire time. Even rewatched the first season before starting the second when it came out and I never do that.
There are so many clever little nuances and psychological things that I'm afraid went over the heads of a lot of people. Great writing, especially Dr Smith. I loved hating her.
Perfect sci-fi thriller. I was on the edge of my seat so many times despite being the type of person who calls what's gonna happen with great accuracy.
I love their team mentality and I wish my family could be as close and as ambitious as those people. Maybe that's why people don't like it? Spurs too many negative childhood feelings in that regard?
Anyways, seriously check it out. I want it renewed for the 3rd season so let's get those views up.
Legends of Tomorrow: The Good, the Bad and the Cuddly (2018)
Best Season Finale of any show ever.
It was the perfect combination of epicness and ridiculousness. This show does it like no other. Always remember, Beebo loves you!
The Dead Don't Die (2019)
Awkwardly Hilarious
Just so awkward and weird. Made me laugh out loud a few times. Tom Waits is in it so I knew to expect something creepy and offbeat. Everyone is just so chill and not quite there the whole movie. I knew it was gonna end badly lol.
The Flash: Duet (2017)
Best Episode. So funny.
I loved this episode. I laughed so much. Joe and Stein's song I laughed the entire time.
The only thing I didn't like was the horrible lip syncing. It was off putting. Merlin was fantastic and Stein was good too but Barry was horrible. Joe wasn't very good either.
If you somehow read this you read to remember to breathe and emote not just move your lips.
The ending was touching and sweet. Full range of emotions throughout the episode.
I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson (2019)
Ridiculous
Ridiculous show. So funny! Been a while since I scream-laughed. Thank you.
Blade Runner 2049 (2017)
Sooo boring and forever-taking
How did this get an 8? I really tried, really wanted to like this. I love almost all sci-fi. But it was so boring. So many still shots of Gosling brooding. They could have shortened it easily by a half hour. Just dragged everything out. I wish it was more exciting. Barely any action. The action it did have was good. Just so hard to get into and pay attention.
Hereditary (2018)
I've only turned off 3 movies in my life and this is the 3rd
Horrid movie. So slow. Just annoying and stupid the whole time. I got about halfway in and turned it off. How can this be rated any highee than a 3 is beyond me. Save yourself 2 hours and don't watch.
Star Trek: Voyager: Ex Post Facto (1995)
Kudos to the Makeup Department
I am writing this because the Aliens in this episode bothered me. Looking at the way those weird things enveloping their heads were, made my skin crawl, I could barely look at them without cringing. Particularly the one in the IMDB picture with Mr. Vulcan.
The makeup department went above and beyond in this episode making that aliens look so alien that I could barely even stand it.
Fantastic job guys! And this was over 20 years ago. Kudos
B
Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance) (2014)
Terrible terrible movie with outstanding acting.
I almost turned it off so many times, but I kept thinking to myself that something had to happen. Nothing happened. Many regrets.
That acting was great. They did a great job. Especially considering that they had no story to work with and nothing happened.
If you want to get bored for two hours, go outside and watch kids play on the streets. That would be more entertaining.
If you're going to make a movie about a superhero or someone with super powers, at least make it interesting. If you're going to make a snooze-fest, then don't call it something cool like Birdman insinuating he's gonna fight some bad guys or something fun is going to happen because it didn't.
Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance) (2014)
Terrible terrible movie with outstanding acting.
I almost turned it off so many times, but I kept thinking to myself that something had to happen. Nothing happened. Many regrets.
That acting was great. They did a great job. Especially considering that they had no story to work with and nothing happened.
If you want to get bored for two hours, go outside and watch kids play on the streets. That would be more entertaining.
If you're going to make a movie about a superhero or someone with super powers, at least make it interesting. If you're going to make a snooze-fest, then don't call it something cool like Birdman insinuating he's gonna fight some bad guys or something fun is going to happen because it didn't.