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The Fanglys (2004)
Worst Movie Ever!!!!
I had to suffer through this movie three times while I was a zombie extra in the director's new movie After Sundown. The first time that I saw this movie the director was standing next to me and a clearly fake and cheesy looking hand popped out of nowhere and grabbed one of the characters. I could not take it any more I busted out laughing right in front of the guy. The movie has no direction whatsoever and the one thing that could make this movie decent (Female Nudity) was nowhere to be found. I am a fan of low budget horror movies, but this was just too much for me. The worst part was that I had to watch it so many times. Also do not expect the new movie to be any better.
Sin City (2005)
Movie of the Year
I have read all of the Sin City Yarns by Frank Miller and I will be the first to say that this movie is not an adaptation of the graphic novels. It is instead the novels come to life on the screen. With the exception of a few minor plot changes the script and scenes are taken right out of the books. I was so excited about seeing the movie and I can not wait until it comes out on DVD so I can buy it. Some may complain that the movie is to bloody and gory. However if you are not a douche bag you would notice that the movie shows hardly any ultra gory scenes such as Kevin getting his legs eaten by the dog (which was one of my favorite scenes in the movie his eyes are insane). I have come to the conclusion that people will either love this movie or absolutely hate it. The latter of the two sucks cock.
Kingdom of Heaven (2005)
Kingdom of Heaven more like Kingdom of Boredom
Possibly the worst epic movie ever just when you think it will end it keeps on going. I put it up there with the likes of Alexander, The Alamo, and Troy. Yes Troy, do not forget that that movie sucked big salty balls too. Not only was the movie way too long, but the acting was horrible too. I doubt that Orlando Bloom could act his way out of a nut sack. I am also pretty sure that he is gay too which sort of collides with the whole Christian Values thing that this movie attempts to make. I could make a list of things that I would rather do than to watch this movie again. One get castrated. Two set my nuts on fire. Threebe sodomized In conclusion, WORST F'ing MOVIE EVER!