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South Park: Imaginationland: Episode III (2007)
Season 11, Episode 12
10/10
Great ending for a great trilogy
1 November 2007
Warning: Spoilers
So, it all began with our imagination and some terrorists. The whole idea of actually having al-qaida entering our imagination and try to get our imaginations to "run wild" is so far fetched that it becomes an instant classic.

The second plot to this trilogy, the Cartman vs Broflovski case, was probably the funniest thing ever aired. The fact that kyle actually SUCKS Cartmans balls makes it all so much sweeter(it didn't turn me on, if that's what you think).

And finally, the third mini-plot with Al Gore and his manbearpig... well, if you have seen the episode "manbearpig" you will love this.

It also delivers the classic "I've learned something today"stuff about what's real and what isn't real and gives us all something to think about. Atheists, Christians and Muslims (+everyone else of course!). Just because you don't believe in something doesn't make it any less real for someone else. It's also of course about the warmongering states with their nukes and what not.

Ten out of Ten!
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Fun, some new incredible acrobatics and some cool fights.
11 December 2005
The only bad thing about this game is the bloody conflict between his inner "bad" self and his "good" self, now you think "but hey, isn't that what the game is all about?" you are most certainly right my friends, but that is not what i mean. You can only be the dark prince when you must, there is no choice here.

Good prince :"hm i sure could use a chain here" ZAAAAAAAAP, "yeah baby I'm ready and I'm a dark prince but not really evil because i kill just like the good prince" But surely he must be evil, he is wearing black (well his body is). I hope you understand my point, its kind of silly.

This game would have been the best of the three (with the sands of time theme) if you would have more choice, if you could chose your destiny.

Anyway, it looks really great and like a fairy tale, but i personally like sands of time and warrior within more for their ambient graphics.

The "speed kill" which is new, is the most welcome addition to the game in my opinion, it adds some need for timing and skill. No new skills, the only skills that you will probably need is rewind and slow-mo.

This game could have needed some more time in the plot-making factory and the skill-creating office, otherwise a really really fun game to play.

If you are a fan of pop, do buy this game. If not, still buy it :), at least play the demo or rent it.
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The Matrix: Path of Neo (2005 Video Game)
Quick and Fun Action, it is as simple as that.
29 November 2005
I did not really have so high hopes for this game, but still it is always fun to use your kung-fu in slow-motion. Anyway, the game starts of with a challenge that will test your skills and match the difficulty accordingly. I started with Normal,and that was just right for me. Now I'm playing "The one path (Hard)" and it is really hard.

The graphics are pretty cool, although they seem to be an upgrade from "Enter the Matrix", this game would have been really good looking if they had spent more time on the graphic tweaking and so on.

It has some great parts, some boring parts and some mediocre parts.

The worst thing about this game is the sound, i don't think that it is just my computer but the voices seemed so... not alive, and hollow. And some of the final skills, are quite weird. The "Spoon" skill for example, i have never figured out what it actually does, but do not worry you will still get all the other skills.

But still, a fun game and worth playing 2 times, at least!
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It (1990– )
10/10
Probably the best horror movie ever.
30 October 2005
This movie is by far the best horror movie ever made. It is scary, it is long and Pennywise (IT) was so scary that i cried the first time i saw this movie.

The plot is quite simple, a group of kids (now adults) face a horror unimaginable, their worst dreams come true. And all this horror packed up in a not-so-friendly clown. Why he haunts just them they do not know but they do know that they must stop him or... it. They meet up as adults several years later after they all got a little visit by that not-so-friendly clown. Now they must hunt Pennywise the clown and try to find out why they are the only ones that can see him and what it's motives are.

The acting is great and perfect by Tim Curry (Pennywise/it), the plot is not filled with holes, the scares are great to. Wow, if you have not seen this movie why the hell are you still reading? RUN AND GET IT RIGHT NOW!
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Boogeyman (2005)
3/10
this is stupid
23 October 2005
I did not expect this movie to be the worst movie ever made, i expected at least some good scares and the standard horror-movie special effects stuff (you know what i mean).

This movie is below standard, the special effects are awful, the acting is not total crap but it will not blow your mind either. The revealing of the actual boogeyman was laughable.

The plot is not to bright either, some random dude who's father was killed by the boogeyman long ago goes back to his hometown after a tragedy strikes his family. Then he convinces himself to stay one night in his old house, where the boogeyman lives for some reason.

The only thing that is a bit scary or cool is the opening scene and sometime in the middle when he is in the house. I really hate kids when they are ghosts.

For some other reason everything starts to get even more weird and a lot of stuff happen and then some dudes and chicks die (one of them actually tries to defend himself, good work!) If you do watch this movie, remember that it will suck. And i promise that you will not be afraid to look inside your wardrobe or under your bed.
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