Reviews

OK, the whole Person of Interest is cheesy alright. I'd call it cheesezilla and be sitting all sad, puking and jealous that writers are probably getting good money for such lame script. But this episode features some dumbest plot holes I could have ever imagined. Whoever wrote this, must have IQ waaaaaay below zer0. And no, I'm not referring to 3d printers capable of producing human hands with custom finger prints to pass the most advance security on the market. It's a science fiction, after all. I'm talking about "the bible heist". So it goes: we need to steal bible so we can trade it for hostage-child in Europe, as we don't have time to get across the ocean. So what they do: they do the heist, and catch the nearest flight to Europe, then do the trade, letting the bad guy hold the bible for a minute, and, at the very same minute, kidnappers are dealt with in Europe and the child is saved. Why the hell did you waste our time stealing the god damn book then? Why? It makes totally no sense! I mean, maybe it's hard to understand what I'm talking about, without actually seeing this episode, but believe me, the grade of stupidity here makes me lose faith in humanity!

I'm always skeptical about superhero movies. They are bound to be childish and one-dimensional, with rare exceptions like "The Watchmen". Of course, now we're talking about TV-series, where expectations are lower and budget is thinner. Comics are for immature, retarded or kids, but you can actually feed some of this to oldies with strong sense of nostalgia, when villain names like "Penguin" are heard. Anyway, please pay attention to grieving Bruce in a scene, where his parents are murdered. Camera sliding off, leaving kneeing Bruce, his back turned to bodies, facing camera, thinking he's performing a freaking phantom of the opera part. What a phoney piece of cinematography. Far away from Nolan's vector in dealing with comic adaptations and I bet the whole series is going to be just like that - witless plastic aggregation of comic clichés, annoying women, stupid dialogs and plot holes (mind my words - Gordon's girlfriend will turn to be a puke-conjuring disaster)

Kids under 14 and McDonald-loving low-life hillbillies would enjoy it though.DO NOT believe those marking this show as "smartly written". It may seem this way for comic and pop culture zealots though, but please, do not insult those reading REAL BOOKS.

What to expect from the most childish concept in the super-hero genre, like a Spider-man? We have seen many Spider-man installments before. Would we expect a love story? - Why not here, it's cash machine kind of a movie after all, let's target both boys AND girls audience. Let's put some effects, to fulfill our 225 million budget, so that film would be at least almost bearable to watch on blue-ray, if you fast-forward all scenes, where Garfield do the do soap-opera talking with his girlfriend. Let's ignore completely dumb human reactions, like why not run away from the security of your own company you're working in after just searching for a name of a fellow-employee? Why didn't the Spider-man JUST give his damn blood away? WHY did Parker become Harry Osborne's enemy after Spider-man refused to share his blood? Why everything is so far-fetched in this movie, you just want to puke? Puke all over this imbecile-super- hero-teen-love-drama? Why did this piece of a crap get 7+ rating on IMDb? Why does the 30mil District 9 feels way better in terms of visuals?

Anyway, I feel sorry for all those movie goers who actually LIKE it, as it is directly correlates to your IQ: the higher rating you give to this movie, the lower your IQ is.