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The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence) (2011)
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I had much Higher hopes for this film. I was actually a Fan of the first, due to the concept and it's originality. The First HC was about a Doctor, living in isolation, obsessing over his life work. Wondering Possibilities and wanting to take science into his own hand's. It was about a Bad man doing good things, to finally one day, now that his career is over, making a turn for the worst.. The first one was clean, shot in a clean house, and had an unsettling silence throughout the film, which made the viewers skin Crawl. The Execution was Not perfect, but was good enough for the viewer to feel the pain and suffering of the Centipede characters.
The Second one is the exact opposite. Similar to the first, we have a crazy man, a mentally disturbed, mentally retarded, midget sporting glasses who has a problem with soiling himself. This Man lives with his mother, in a strange apartment building. His neighbors randomly walk into his home curse him and his mother, simply for asking them to turn down their loud music. Finally our Villain has had enough and decides to capture and create a 12 man centipede. Now, For shock Value, This movie Gets a 10. It's shot visually stylish within the world of black and white. I do not remember an ounce of color at all in the film. The Problem is the premise is too unrealistic. We are to believe a Mentally retarded man, can design a 12 person centipede, with only household items. Martin spends 50% of the movie breathing hard, running out of breath, throwing up at his own work, grunting and making weird faces. It's a stretch to believe this man could handle his job as security guard, let alone construct a centipede. For this simple reason, which is also a big reason, I could not take this film seriously. If a Doctor Had trouble with 3? How could a Amateur with a low level of thinking successfully build 12!!???
Creature Unknown (2004)
Creature Ridiculous
Well this movie is amazingly awful. I felt sorry for the actors involved in this project because I'm sure they did not write their lines. Which were sometimes delivered with slight sarcasm, which lead me to believe they were not taking this movie seriously, nor could anybody who watches this obnoxious off beat monster slasher. While watching this " Creature Unknown" I could not help but think that there was not much of a budget or a competent writer on the crew. But, if you go into watching this for a laugh you'll be happy, the movie is shameless to mocking itself because i cant see how anybody could look at this and be proud of pumping this straight to DVD clichéd wanna be action thriller/horror movie fightfest to light.