Reviews

If there was a star rating below 1 star, I would have rated it minus 15 stars. I wish the BABES had killed him early in the movie because the movie was not funny at all, it was boring and literally sucked big time from beginning to end, from the non-Native Americans, a bunch of idiot people dressed up like Indians wanting to be Indians. A bunch of unknown actors who will probably stay a bunch of unknown actors, I can only hope. I had a feeling the movie was going to be a stinko from the beginning when a man who looked like he had mental problems and a woman were walking together stopped and he started digging what looked like a grave and the woman, she was not a BABE pulled out a shot gun but didn't do anything, the man starts laughing but continues digging, have no idea what that had to do with the movie.

This movie made Event Horizon look like a good movie, even though it was a real stinker of a movie, really never saw what was in the Portal except one time, a dirt road and weed filled land with dead grass and a weird dilapidated jail house when you touched the jail bars an annoying screeching sound, sounded, wonder how much money they paid for special effects to build that dirt road and plant dead grass and build that run down jail, another scene cops break into a 911 call center to rescue the employees but no one was there, except the Portal. Did everyone just decide to run into the portal at one time? Nothing could have saved this worthless movie, except one thing, not to have made it.

One on the worst sci-fi movies I have ever seen, kept falling asleep trying to watching it, bored the hell out of me. No special effects or very little special effects. People who would mumble their lines. A person who looked like he was wearing a bathrobe with a hood and a covid mask, the worst mumbler, could not understand one word he said. Flashback to a tv show were a chimp killed the entire cast. Could not figure what that had to do with the movie, have no idea. This movie was disjointed from the start to finish. Never found out what the aliens actually looked like. I hope I never see a movie directed or produced by these people again.

Giacomo Rossi Stuart king of the Z movies, B would have been to good for him, all he did was grit his new dentures, was one of the worst actors I have ever seen, the whole movie was a mess from beginning to end. No special effects just something that looked like burned spaghetti sauce on the surface of the planet that people and space ships would sink into never to be seen again, lots of steam and people floating around aimlessly in outer space. You never actually see who was at war with the earth. What a waste of time.

Horrible acting from everyone, all people were doing was yelling at each other about disregarding flying rules, and being court martialed, movie was inters paced with faded, out of focus videos from camera's mounted in other planes.

A genuinely boring movie about genuinely boring people with Tim Holt asking every 5 minutes "who is that queer duck dancing with mother" if he was listening he would have heard her say "that queer duck is my father" art least twice. I can't watch any of Orson Wells movie, they all wind up so preachy.

This movie is a mishmosh of dinosaur, dragon and ninja cat movie. There is no ending, just ends, I guess there is going to be a part 2, sometime, somewhere. Milla Jovovich has a singing role, don't give up your Resident Evil job, can't sing. Ron Perlman plays Ron Perlman, no expression. This is the last time i watch a movie advertise on YouYube. Can't believe I wasted my time watching a movie with no end.

The narration by Brad Pitt put me to sleep, no excitement, just kept droning on. Very little special effects. A real sleeper. Wish I had read Imdb before I watched the movie.

I watched the dubbed in version which was a great help to know what was going, no subtitles which flash by so fast that they are hard to read, the only thing wrong, everyone spoke perfect english, no one had accents, sounded like they just got off the Hollywood bus, but that is a minor detail. The movie is a war movie but more of a grudge movie between the Russian and German tank commander. If you get a chance to watch the dubbed in version, watch it, you won't be disappointed.

The movie went from bad to worse then back to bad again, did it through to whole movie. It took the aliens 20 minutes to show up and when they did, everyone else disappeared into thin air, the kids found an order ordering everyone to evacuate, they did, instantaneously, fastest disappearing act ever seen in a movie. One of the counselors was an alcoholic, always drinking from a flask, luckily one of the aliens got rid him out fast. The aliens looked like the drunk counselor, and was drunk, did the graphics, really bad. Can't give a good description of the aliens but when they had babies, they had vicious alien dogs.

The whole movie was one big goof, Australian actors trying use American accents but then forgetting and switching to back to their Australian accent. A very slow movie, switching time periods, got so confusing, I forgot what time period they were actually in. Confusing charecters, forgot who was who after a while, except the two main characters. Special Effects, what special effects, very little, hardly any CGI. A bad and boring movie. Run away if anyone says lets see Batillion. May have a spoiler, not sure

Not sure if this is a spoiler or not And not very good. A.X.L. is the only thing that keeps your interest and it's a robot. Had a feeling the movie wasn't going to be very good.

If your like movies that are extremely slow, uninteresting people, hardly any sci-fi, except that crazy Lazer rifle that blows things into sparkles, a weird crime family thugs that goes into a police station and kill very one except the people they are looking for and don't even come close to getting hurt or killed until the end of movie, this movie is for you.

I guess I'm not the only one who thought the movie was a real stinker. Joker's screaming laugh got on my last nerve, felt like screaming back at the screen, give me a break and shut up, didn't sound real but did like Harley Quinn, Cat Woman, they were cool, the other Gotham villans, really didn't care anything about them. I know Japan has monkeys but the writers made it look like they have millions. Does Robin have some kind of hair disease and didn't know he knew monkey chatter, must be his second language. Could not wait for this movie to be over.

Not too sure if it contains spoilers. Not the best movie ever made but not the worst movie ever made, l liked Bright even though it is a combination of a couple of movies, Warcraft with the Orcs, the only problem was the make-up artist sometimes gave Jacoby an alligator look but not all the time, Lord of the Rings with the elves but minus the Hobbits (should have had some). Don't take someone's word it's horrible, especially movie reviews or online reviews, watch it for yourself, make up your own mind. If they make Bright 2, I would watch it.