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Law & Order: Ain't No Love (2005)
Season 15, Episode 13
4/10
Is It Because I Can't Act?
17 November 2023
Warning: Spoilers
Instead of saying "Lord, No" to whether he was firing Serena because she's a lesbian, I really wish Arthur Branch had said "no, its' because you can't act!" Given how ridiculous that moment was, how out of place would it have been?

Seriously, I've always wondered if L&O shows did their female casting based on how attractive Dick Wolf finds them. Certainly Mariska Hargitay matured into a powerful actress and a television icon. And in the ADA job, Jill Hennessey, Carey Lowell, and Angie Harmon while all eye candy were good actresses, or matured into being good with time.

I've seen Elisabeth Rohm on other shows and in movies since L&O, and the only thing I can say is she's more animated than Tori Spelling.
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Open All Night (1981–1982)
8/10
OMG! Merrill Markoe and David Letterman
30 August 2018
The episode I just referenced was written by Merrill Markoe and featured a guest shot by her then-boyfriend David Letterman, a few months before he started on NBC.
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Open All Night (1981–1982)
8/10
Still remember a great Bubba Smith line from this!
30 August 2018
Amazing! 35+ years later, I remember something from such an obscure show.

Gordon is complaining that Susan's neer-do-well ex is back on the scene, and that he'll never change from being a jerk.

Bubba Smith says with perfect dryness:

"People do change. Look at me - 15 years ago, I was a little white man from Switzerland!"
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7/10
Liked it
4 December 2013
This is not the greatest Rockford, but it is fun. It's also a great one for "Rockford" insiders, who know the show's origins began with another 1973-74 show called "Toma" that Cannell wrote and produced. It was about the exploits of a Newark, NJ supercop named David Toma, who had an outsized ego.

Clearly Cannell is satirizing the enormous ego of the real David Toma. When the star of "Toma," the late Tony Mustante wanted out of that show after just one season, David Toma insisted taking over the role playing himself. His only acting experience was as an undercover cop and showing up on the TV show in non-speaking roles each week. The network and Universal declined such a generous request.Instead, they completely retooled the show with Robert Blake as "Baretta." Gone were the straightforward family life with hot wife Susan Strasberg and nice kids. Blake replaced all that with shtick. We got a "deese" and "dose" single guy who lived in a fleabag hotel with a pet cockatoo and an old drunk for a best friend.

Toma later he went on to become an anti-drug counselor. Some of his crying, screaming rants are on You Tube.
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2/10
Not a good end to James Garner's Rockford
30 December 2010
The Rockford movies in the Nineties were familiar and unchallenged, kind of like drinking a warm cup of cocoa. While Jim is more cranky than charming, Dennis is as put-upon as ever, Angel remains Angel and the Firebird's always getting dinged.

The first four were entertaining, but there's a real drop-off in quality after "Godfather Knows Best." I think that's when they stopped caring and just took the money. The movies also seemed to get darker and more violent. The last one, "If It Bleeds, It Leads" is actually a lousy way to wrap up the series. I remember hearing that it was the last one and had sat on a shelf for a year or two. When I saw it, I knew why. It's awful and depressing. Stay with the earlier TV movies if you need a Rockford Nineties fix.
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