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Wish (2023)
5 for the trailer
Have to apologise. First review I've done for a movie I havnt actually watched.
Probably dosnt help that this is shrouded with the worst Disney reviews and box office takings nearly ever.
Based on the Trailer and my kids response,
They pretty much said "that was the most boring trailer they have ever seen!" And had zero interest in watching it.
Which says a lot as they are huge Disney fans!
And I agree. What were Disney thinking?
Disney movies of late are big bright & cute with meaningful cultural mythological back stories.
Not sure I like the new visual effects technique that brings old and new together. Just seems like a remastered 50s cart.
They've failed in the marketing and delivery.
What a shame.
Hopefully they learn from this.
Elvis (2022)
Great for a non fan
Fills in a big part of the Elvis story that non fans probably wouldn't know.
Not a full story but one perspective of one of his biggest negative influences that may have lead to his demise.
Prey (2022)
Damn it
I really wanted to hate this carbon copy predator movie(add female)
But I just can't.
Almost revenant + predator.
Beautifully shot and no comedy makes this one of the most legitimate movies of the Franchise.
Just need a new plot.
PAW Patrol: The Movie (2021)
Kids loved it!!!!
What a upgrade! The kids thought all their christmases had come at once. Good to see a movie length version with higher definition and budget. There's a lot they can do with it. And this is simply a taste of the future. The cinema was full of kids laughing and wowing and cheering.
Even played a few emotions.
Huge upgrade from their previous attempt of a longer screen version a few years ago.
Wonder Woman 1984 (2020)
Pretty drama love story
Trailer looked good! Got me excited after the first one. Finally looked like DC were on the winning Marvel path, but it wasn't. Instead they've tried to turn a super hero movie into something else? A love drama. Trying to Diversify to a wider audience perhaps? The theme out of the 80s with bright colours and synthezing sounds was in the right direction and pedros acting as the villain was a absolute premium! But the story and flow was terrible and dragged on Like watching A cold lava flow!
Over a HOUR after the intro do we see Wonder Woman strap on again seriously???
Even my young girls were bored which was such a shame as they find Wonder Woman such a inspiring role model to be a strong woman that takes control. Hopefully this hasn't ruined it for them!
Tenet (2020)
Extraordinary!!!!
A complicated masterpiece that's inverted both ways keeps the viewer forever intrigued. Is this not what a great movie is all about? Brilliants from Nolan!
Greenland (2020)
Pleasant surprise for 2020
I was expecting low budget low quality especially from a Gerald butler movie. Man I was surprised! No cheese over the top Hollywood b.s but a real life reaction to end of world scenario. At times it felt Arthouse with the emotion and camera angles giving the cgi story a backseat. This is how Armageddon and deep impact should have been written.
Weldone to the director!
Dora and the Lost City of Gold (2019)
One of the best modern kids movies
Pleasantly surprised were we after seeing Dora. I guess my expectations were pretty low considering most unsuccessful conversions from cartoon to real life big screen characters.
My 4 and 6 year old have never been so compelled while watching a kids movie. They had so many questions afterwards (means they were intrigued) kids movies need to be big adventurous and colourful! Yet so many fall short with too much dialogue and drag on. It covered all basis and had something for everyone to relate too. Even abit of adult humour. The acting was top notch, the main actress has a lot of potential!
And don't listen to some other commenters the cgi was absolutely fine and totally relative to what it's suppose to be. Dora the explorer. Fun and adventure.
Call of Duty: Black Ops 4 (2018)
Load of crap
Internet only
Thanks a lot waste of money. Will never buy another cod game again. How about a special or case label????to inform consumers so they don't ware their money!
Small writing down the bottom didn't cut it!!
The Martial Arts Kid (2015)
Actually not bad just not great either.
These types of movies always make me wonder. First of all you go in to these no names with low expectations so that's a good safe guard.
They get so much yet they ruin all their hard work with lazy acting pieces and poor acting cues.
So much of this movie was a surprise one min only to be undone by the next scene.
Some great training one on one moments with don the dragon Wilson.
The lead actor Robbie showed a lot of promise.
Avengers: Infinity War (2018)
Exceptional A+++
Best marvel movie yet. Came in with low expectations as they were so high in the media. This movie had everything with very little timeout moments.
Well done marvel the first marvel movie I Couldn't fault. Entertainment galore!
Roseanne (1988)
Just brilliant!!!!!
Just what the world needs. A reality check. Good ol fashion humour modernised. The real modern family without the red tape and social justice league!
Too be honest I gave this show revamp zero chance boy was I wrong.
So relatable it's fantastic! Rosanne just might save this world yet!