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Slapface (2021)
Waste of time.
If you enjoy movies where nothing happens try this one. Acting stinks. No plot. No dialogue. No thrills. No spills. No chills. No shock. No unanswered questions since there are no questions. First movie I've seen in which someone keeps serving food to someone who refuses to eat. Call CPS! Big brother strikes little brother gives and gives him beer and cigarettes. Meet girl in bar. Moves in with him. She drives a red Mini Cooper (best thing in the movie is the car). Have I said enough? In the early days of VHS rentals, and perhaps it was because I was younger and dumber, if a B horror movie had just ONE good moment it was fun . This would not have qualified - not even as- so BAD it's good . No. No. No.
Manhattan Nocturne (2016)
Avoid
One of the most offensive movies of all time. I must admit I felt the same way about BLUE VELVET at first, but later came around. Not this time. Not this one. We will be lucky, VERY lucky, if writer/director Brian De Cubellis is never involved in making another movie.Everyone involved in this disaster,this monstrosity,should be beyond disgusted with themselves. Torture.