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Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004)
This movie stinks!!!
Come on!!! Watching Barney is more fun and entertaining than this movie. I'm thinking they might have made this move so ****** awful on purpose so if they release a third one (i doubt they will) and it is mediocre everyone will think its great because the last one was so awful. The jokes all involve going to the bathroom(wasn't funny the first time)and there isn't even enough sense in this movie for a Spongebob episode. And believe me, those don't have much sense. The heroes have the lamest powers in existence, including Cupid baby(shoots arrows that make bad guys fall in love if they get hit by one)and Bounce baby who can bounce of of walls, floors, etc, without brain or physical damage(probably has to much for his own good already).
Jaws (1975)
a true classic
I thought this was a great movie! The actors were good, the shark looked reasonably realistic(CGI wasn't the same in 1975)the plot was good, it had its share of jokes(not the most hilarious comedy, but definitely not unfunny). I'm actually a big fan of monster movies, and i think monster movies are underrated. Hasn't anyone but me noticed that this is the only monster/horror movie on the top 250 list? Thats sad that "The Godfather" is first and all the horror movies are so low. "The Godfather" definitely isn't the worst movie of all time but COME ON! First???? The fact that its above LOTR, the matrix, kill bill, saving private Ryan, deep blue sea, deep rising, and all the bond movies just makes me sick. Anyways, jaws is a great movie and i recommend it to anyone that isn't scared of sharks.
*WARNING THIS PART CONTAINS MAJOR SPOILERS*
*THIS IS THE BASICALLY THE MOVIE IN WRITING* The main character is the police chief, Brody. The other important characters are Matthew, the shark studier, Quint, the shark hunter, Ellen, Brody's wife, and Martin, the governor of Amity. At the beginning, the shark eats a girl and later the police chief finds her arm on the beach. Later the shark studier looks at the arm to figure out the size of the shark. Soon, inevitably, another person is eaten. Then there becomes a huge conflict about whether to close the beaches because the government needs the money and the government reluctantly decides to but a 3000$ bounty on the shark. Quint said that he would hunt the shark and catch it but it would cost them 10000$ After all the other fishers have failures and death or near death experiences the government lets quint have 10k if he catches it. Brody and Matt want to come on quint's fishing boat and quint agrees to give them 1000$ each and let them come on his boat if they help him catch the shark. After a bunch of fishing line and barrel battles, Matthew decides to go underwater in a metal cage with a poisoned needle (i don't remember if it would put the shark to sleep or kill it) but the shark attacks the cage from behind and he drops the needle out of shock but when the shark is mauling the cage he manages to sneak out and hide under a reef before the shark sees him. After that, the shark leaps on the back of the boat and smashes it. The back of the boat starts sinking the boat is at an angle(kind of like this>ignore the bottom half of the example). Brody and Quint are hanging on for dear life. However an oxygen tank falls on Quint's hand and after a quick, desperate attempt to grab Brody's hand slides down towards the shark. After a 30 second battle the shark gets Quint and drags him underwater. Brody jams an oxygen tank in the sharks mouth and starts climbing up the mast of the boat(the only part thats more than 2ft above the water). The shark pops out of the water and Brody stabs it several time with the spear before the shark bites the spear and takes it out of Brody's hand. The shark goes underwater again, but soon surfaces about 50 ft from Brody. Brody shoots at it, and after a few shots, says a few swear words and shoots again. The bullet hit the oxygen tank and there is a huge explosion. Matthew, seeing that the shark is dead, comes back to the surface. Brody and Matthew create a raft from the wreckage and paddle to shore THE END.
Deep Blue Sea (1999)
good unique shark movie
I thought this movie was really good! The story actually was different than practically every other shark movie out there. The story for this shark movie was different than 99% of the rest, which all have the same story with three stages in the story which are: 1. Shark eats innocent people. 2. People go hunt shark 3. People kill shark. Movie is over. i know this because i love shark movies. The story above is in but not limited to all of the jaws movies(well all these other shark movies are pretty much fancy copies of the original jaws), the megaladon movies, the shark attack movies, red water,and pretty much everything except open water. The movie deep blue sea actually has a real plot and doesn't have, like practically every other monster movie out there, the end having a boy and girl survive and falling in love. Instead, the girl surprisingly dies because of her stupidity(jumps in the water as bait so the shark gets closer to the boy so he can shoot it with a dynamite loaded spear gun). This movie, like jaws did at the time, has a new idea with some originality in it. This is a movie with a new idea and is very fun to watch. IT IS A GOOD MOVIE. (***.8 out of 4 - a little for not enough info about the characters in my opinion)
3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain (1998)
this movie STINKS
This movie is the most awful karate movie i have ever seen. The moves the kids did stunk, the plot was lame, and the ending was dumb. At the end, the bad guy offers a fight deal against the grandpa when he is his prisoner. If the bad guy had half a brain, he would have simply kept him as a prisoner. When the ninja kids do their moves, they do not look realistic and they do not actually hit the targets when they do the moves, but the bad guys get hit anyway. Also, to hold off the criminals in their home, the ninjas give two of them diarrhea?? How lame is that? DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE!!! IT STINKS!!! This movie is currently on my top 10 of worst movies of all time. Oh, by the way, the kids looked like they were 3 yrs younger than before and the middle aged boy's hairdo gave me nightmares. DO NOT WATCH THIS!!!!