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Brightburn (2019)
Awesome & Fun
This was a fun, scary movie that you should try watching without your cynicism. There were a lot of jump scares, but they were part of the story & not just put there for effect. I haven't been startled like this in quite a while. I love the premise & the story. Good job.
The Last Lovecraft: Relic of Cthulhu (2009)
interesting, sort of
I wanted to like this a lot more than I did. It was a fun movie, but just fell flat in being funny, scary or even interesting. I liked it a little & really wished it was more.
I wanted to like this a lot more than I did. It was a fun movie, but just fell flat in being funny, scary or even interesting. I liked it a little & really wished it was more.
Warcraft (2016)
Not just another video game movie.
Even if you have never played "Warcraft" or "World of Warcraft" before, I think you will like this movie. It has a great story, good acting & is visually stunning. The special effects are not over the top, but are very good & believable. Do yourself a favor & don't think of this a another "video game movie", see it & you will love it & want another to be made. I hope this turns this into a great franchise, there are too many good stories in the "Warcraft" universe waiting to be told on the big screen. That was actually the end of my review, but I am forced to write ten lines by IMDb, like I am back in school or something. I believe that you do not need to be so "ling winded" in writing reviews, you should tell your thoughts & make your point clear, then shut up.
Mr. Brooks (2007)
Calmly crazy.
Kevin Costner plays a "cold as ice" schizophrenic psychopathic serial killer Earl Brooks in this intriguing thriller. It is several stories wrapped into one. The story of the main character who has an invisible "friend" who talks him into killing people.Then you have an insane photographer who is blackmailing Mr. Brooks into letting him tag along to watch a killing up close. Demi Moore plays a"bad ass" cop who became a cop to prove herself to her uber rich father. Then there is an escaped con who has it in for Demi & is completely out of his mind wanting to get revenge for her putting him in prison. After all of that Mr. Brooks has to cover up a murder his daughter committed in college. After all of this you have a lot of blood, a lot of killing, a lot of intrigue & a lot of creepy fun. There are even a few laughs along the way. I rate it a 4/5 or 8/10
Dark Skies (2013)
not a bad alien movie
The thing I liked most about this movie is that it didn't rely on heavy special effects to drive it. Some of the best movies have little to no effects at all. Instead this movie relies on acting & building suspense & intrigue. It is your typical "alien abduction" type of movie & the plot is not very original. It follows pretty much the same diagram for all alien abduction movies. Mysterious thing lurking around, children are acting weird, caught a shadowy image on a camera, things go crazy & someone is abducted. That is the typical scenario for these type of films. Still there was a good amount of suspense to create some tension for me & overall I liked it. Not great or revolutionary but good. I gave it 3 out of 5 stars or 7 out of ten.
Rosemary's Baby (1968)
devil baby demon seed movie
I done been hearing about this devil baby demon seed movie since I was a young-UN. Heck I was afraid to watch it till now, but I tell ya all this thing wasn't no more scarier than a night in the outhouse in August after eating a mess of grandma's greasy taters, if you know what I mean. I tell you I know it was writ back before all the fancy pants special effects & what not, but come on. We never even got to see the dang old baby. I can't figure that out I mean it's a movie about a devil demon baby monster thing & we never get to see the devil demon baby monster thing. I want to see the devil demon baby monster thing! Even if it's just some kind of mutated claw, like in Alien where something sticks out a dripping with gooey oozy smoochy stuff all eating through the floor like some kind of creepy extraterrestrial acid blood stuff. That would be super cool & stuff, but no. All we got was old acting from old people doing an old movie, it was all just too, well, OLD. It was a pretty good story & stuff, so I guess that's not too bad.
That's about it.
6 Souls (2010)
scary dang old movie
Man I tell you what. This thing started off as creepy as a black cat squished out on the road. I was watching with my hands on my eyes as the danged old soul sucking stuff started getting crazier & what not. Then the devil, yes scratch himself, started sneaking around doing goober booby shah shah crap. Just when I was about to poop my panties, something strange happened. The thing turned in ta like "huh"? And nothing, just got all dumb & stuff & didn't make no more sense. That was about it.
I don't quite know what they was thinking when they made this but it seemed like they done lost their way somewhere in the writ-in of this thing. Maybe they all got drunk or strung out on the marijuana's & just messed everything up.
Pulp Fiction (1994)
a mess
I don't know why people like this movie. It is a mess of violence & curse words, none of it makes any sense at all. I think it is one of the worst movies I have ever seen. It literally took me a week to watch this movie. I would watch for about 10 to 15 minutes at a time & then have to turn it off. My friend at work would tell me to keep watching it & I finally did. This movie is full of senseless violence, torture, rape scenes, horrible dancing & stupid dialog. The only thing it doesn't have is a cohesive story line. Watch at your own risk. I really can't think of one good thing to say about this movie other than the fact it has some well dressed characters in it.