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4/10
A revisionist take on a classic that intends to be bold but instead fails the intent of the source material.
12 December 2021
Warning: Spoilers
Countless tales have been retold and reinterpreted but "A Christmas Carol" more than most on film, on television and on screen. "Well, all good stories deserve embellishment," Gandalf tells Bilbo in "The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey" but, at its core, an embellished story is true in meaning and intent of the original story.

Steven Knight's take on "A Christmas Carol" presents an Ebenezer Scrooge whose actions align with those of a sociopath, a man whose actions as an adult were forged by a miserable childhood and who finds pleasure only inflicting misery upon others.

And that is ultimately the biggest failing of this adaptation. While we can sympathize with a man who was neglected and forgotten by his father and sexually abused by the headmaster of his school as a child, it is impossible to sympathize with a man who is presented as having no redeeming values.

The Scrooge of the novella and various film and television adaptations present a man who has lost his way but is not entirely lost, from his love for his sister to falling in love with Belle and the love and respect he had for Fezziwig. Even by allowing Cratchit to take Christmas as a paid holiday present a man who is not entirely lost.

The transformation of Scrooge by the end of this film seems unlikely and rings hollow as we've watched the story of his life unfold over the course of three hours. We can't help but feel that he doesn't deserve our sympathy or a chance at redemption but deserves the scorn of both the living and the dead. Marley would seem to agree, saving Scrooge not from his self but saving Scrooge to save himself.

A grim, missed opportunity.
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3/10
Snarky, cynical and unpleasant
19 September 2021
Designed as a Star Trek story with a lighter tone, it instead comes across as an unpleasant take on a Starfleet that's more reflective of current day society as opposed to the idealistic future Gene Roddenberry had presented in the 1960's and again in the 1980's.

In many ways, the stumbling, awkward character presented in this story is the Reginald Barclay of his day. Unlike Barclay, however, he isn't nurtured or befriended by the crew of the Enterprise or his commanding officers at Starfleet headquarters who see that, at his core, he is a brilliant man. No, Edward's commanding officer views him as an idiot who wants him as far removed as possible without digging a little deeper into what he believes he can accomplish and his fellow crew members are as dismissive and unpleasant as she is. In the end, his ultimate fate is met with a collective shrug.

It seems unlikely that the tone of this particular short, if presented in the 1960's or 1980's, would have inspired two generations of fans to look toward a more hopeful future and to look beyond themselves.

Short Treks have been a lot of fun but this one was a big miss.
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3/10
"I don't want his pork chop, I want his life!"
26 September 2005
Warning: Spoilers
I realize that there are number of people who actually enjoyed this movie and in the right hands it could have been a powerful film but poor direction, over-the-top performances and some absolutely dreadful dialog make it almost impossible to take seriously.

Hands down the weakest link in this film is Damian Chapa. Don't get me wrong, Chapa has proved to be a fine actor over the years but his performance in this film is almost comical: His eyes flare, he pounds his chest, he over emotes. Chapa presents MiKlo as a caricature.

This film is also a good 45 minutes too long and the needless director's cut drags things out even more.

Worth checking out if you're a bad film buff, all others stay away.
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Latin Dragon (2004)
4/10
It's Ray Romano as Billy Jack in East L.A.!
29 July 2005
Man, I sure did love Billy Jack when I was a kid and "Everybody Loves Raymond" is one funny show. So, as I sat watching this movie I kept thinking to myself, "Gosh, this sure seems familiar in a really odd, totally indirect sort of way."

And then it hit me.

The hero looks like Ray Romano and the avenging retired soldier aspect of his character reminded me of Billy Jack. Then you've got some bad guys making everyone miserable and rich folks with money providing money to the bad guys to make everyone miserable. I mean, it's not EXACTLY like Billy Jack but if Billy Jack ever made it to East L.A. this is exactly how he'd handle things.

Of course he wouldn't ride in on a burgundy red Kawasaki (!). No self respecting tough guy would.
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Red Dawn (1984)
4/10
"Go die, Yankee! Die!"
18 July 2005
Warning: Spoilers
I should first explain that this movie came out when I was in the 10th grade and John Hughes was the only director who seemed to understand what it was like to be a teenager in the '80's. We were also a bit paranoid about what the Russians might do, ticked that they were still in Afghanistan and then had the gall to boycott the Olympics in L.A. The Russians were the bad guys and in those days bad guys were a lot easier to identify.

So, combine all of these elements and what you get is RED DAWN. Russians were the bad guys, parents were helpless and the kids were the only ones who could save the U.S. -- or at least a small corner of it.

Did the movie work back then? No, and for a lot of reasons that have nothing to do with the films premise. Other than the initial assault on the town at the beginning of the movie it takes over 40 minutes to get any sense of how bad things are around the rest of the country or how the Russian's managed to gain control of the mid-west with a handful of tanks, some Spanish speaking communists and a couple of helicopters.

This film is little more than an adolescent fantasy that collapses under the weight of a weak script and by-the-numbers direction. RED DAWN could have been much more but instead serves as little more than a companion piece to the ABC mini-series "Amerika," another hopelessly dated relic of the 80's.
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1/10
Jaws 3D looks like an inspired work of art in comparison
8 July 2005
Joe Sargent is a more than capable director with several Emmy's under his belt and Michael Caine is a fine actor who had the misfortune of working on a film that is not only the worst of his career but which also prevented him from receiving his Oscar in person because of location shooting for this movie.

"Jaws: The Revenge" is almost too easy to pick on. Sure, the island scenery is gorgeous to look at and there are plenty of pretty girls but, yikes, that first reveal of the shark is the final blow to any credibility that this movie was hoping to have.

The alternate TV version, in an attempt to make some sense of what the viewer is about to see, adds a needless voice over that only serves to make the entire premise of the movie even more absurd.

This was near the top of my bad movie list (just before MANOS: THE HANDS OF FATE) but both have been displaced by Timothy Hines' THE WAR OF THE WORLDS. No easy feat, to be sure.
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5/10
For Ken Russell loyalists, a worthy film
8 July 2005
One could argue that this is Ken Russell's most understated film. That said, it's still a struggle to get through at times though Richard Chamberlain gives one of his finest performances. One senses that for Chamberlain, decades away from revealing his own sexuality, felt a certain kinship to the Tchaikovsky presented in this film.

Beautiful music and scenery aren't enough to carry "The Music Lovers" and it falls a bit short as it drags on to it's inevitable conclusion. Still, Russell does a much better job by Tchaikovsky than he would by poor Franz Liszt several years later in "Lisztomania", one of the worst of films of 1975.
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The War of the Worlds (2005 Video)
1/10
A $20 million budget? Hmmm....
29 June 2005
Nu Image, UFO and others produce films for the SCI FI channel that come in with budgets of roughly $2 million. Some feature extensive effects work, others feature recognizable casts and still others feature both -- for $2 million.

Mr. Hines initially claimed that this film was budgeted at $20 million dollars but it's painfully obvious that this was probably produced for $750,000 if not considerably less than that. Few sets are utilized, a number of scenes are shot against green screen and most effects seem incomplete and amateurish.

It's painful to watch. Not so much because it is poorly directed, poorly executed and misguided but because many of us have been following the progress of this production for quite some time and had high hopes for this film despite its relatively modest budget.

Those of us who believed in this movie when it was originally announced have joined the legions of those spoken of by P.T. Barnum.
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