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1/10
Unworthy
6 November 2015
This film was trying it's best to push controversy on it's audience, this did not work. The film consists of major racism, sexism and makes fun of abortion. I thought that I'd enjoy the film, I find controversial comedies funny usually but this film made me the most uncomfortable I have ever felt. The film has on funny sketch, and that's 'Flirty Harry'. Apart from this, the film is incredibly insensitive and completely disgusting. If you haven't seen this film yet, don't! This film deserves no popularity at all! Do not give this film any revenue, at all! It's disgusting and horrible! This film will only be entertaining for racist and misogynists.
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Teeth (I) (2007)
4/10
I don't get the horror in it, it might be because I don't have a penis.
1 September 2015
Warning: Spoilers
I'm wondering how people find this scary, and yes I even mean people with penises. I understand that it's going to be a terrifying experience to have your penis ripped off during sex but the film has no edge or lead up to those events happening.

The film is basically a teenage girl with the mind of a five year old, terrified that she'll be rejected by the Christian deity so much she refuses to even think about boys.

Then a born-again-Christian comes along and attempts to force himself upon her and she realises

that she is a literal man eater. The lead up is sloppy and the film holds no suspense. The only entertaining factor in the film is when the main character goes to the doctor's office; but I won't ruin the hilarious scene for those who have not seen the film but wish to. Overall, the film is extremely overrated and doesn't even deserve the two stars that it has on Netflix - it doesn't seem worth it.
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9/10
Amazing goth opera; would recommend for fans of gore.
26 August 2015
A film set in the near future, we follow young Shiloh who has been diagnosed with a rare blood disease. This film contains a lot of gore and violence - would not be recommended for people who are squeamish. This film is extremely interesting, with futuristic aspects with modern day problems included.

The main theme for this story is plastic surgery and how it can damage lives. With an amazing number 'Zydrate Anatomy' we learn more about how dangerous the world of unneeded surgery.

With amazing acting from actors such as Anthony Head, Alex Vega and the amazing Paris Hilton, the film will leave you with your hairs on the back on your neck raised with thrill.
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3/10
More like a lot of short stories rather than a film.
26 August 2015
Though I did enjoy the musical numbers that appeared in this film, I wasn't very impressed as whole. I came into this film optimistic as I had been recommended it, based upon other films that I enjoy.

Some of the characters are interesting and the makeup crew that were used in this film did an amazing job! Unfortunately there wasn't much character development and it more three different short stories that didn't make much sense rather than a film as a whole.

The only character we seem to get to know is Satan himself, who is shown in a better light than God which I found an interesting concept and would enjoy to see in future movies.

The last short story we get shown lasted a little longer than the previous ones and I did sympathise with the characters, though again there wasn't much character development; though I do suppose it did have a rather happy ending in cliché to most films that include a horror theme.
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