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The Little Mermaid (I) (2023)
6/10
A valiant effort that came close
5 December 2023
It feels like a lot of the people who rated this so low have copied and pasted negative reviews simply to jump on the bandwagon.

Was the live action remake stellar? No. Was it an utter failure? No.

The biggest issue is the uncanny valley in the underwater scenes. The merpeople have beautiful (scales? Skins?), but it looks like CGI. That alone is a big detractor from immersing yourself in the moment.

However, once it shifts to above the water, it is much easier to enjoy the scenes.

Prince Eric has more backstory and is portrayed well, even having a solid solo.

Halle Bailey does a wonderful job of expressing strong emotions without the use of her voice. But when she does sing, it is beautiful. Hearing her sing makes it clear why Jodi Benson herself gave such a glowing review of her rendition of The Little Mermaid.

Melissa McCarthy is fabulous as Ursula. The only drawback is that she isn't given more screentime. She is deliciously devious, and it is a shame we don't get to see more of her.

Parts of the film mirror the original, and it is a mixed bag of paying homage and simply parroting favorite scenes for diehard fans, which I think backfires. There are, however, some tongue-in-cheek moments that really stand out in a positive way.

Ultimately, it is a decent enough movie, but the original made such an impact that it is difficult to get out of its shadow.

I think it would have been much more successful if they had used the basic premise but created a brand new story to tell.
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A.M.I. (2019)
2/10
Pretty disappointing
4 November 2019
There are a few problems that I couldn't get past.

The main actress is clearly 30, and looks nowhere near a teenager. Same goes for her friends.

There is a very thin plot, where Cassie and her mother are in a car crash; her mother dies and she survives with a brain injury. However, we only hear about the injury in a couple conversations and when "mother" scans the prescription she is on. And apparently you can just take medication just whenever you want.

It could have been a lot better if there had been more character development. I think it could have been a really good film; mixing a traumatic experience/injury with deep feelings of grief, and add (however farfetched), an AI program that is clearly malfunctioning and is feeding into Cassie's delusions.

Instead, we saw these unlikable characters get murdered, and the end was no surprise at all.
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My Teacher, My Obsession (2018 TV Movie)
3/10
Paper thin characters
20 September 2018
Warning: Spoilers
Ugh, this was AWFUL! It felt like this was filmed in a library, and everyone had to be really quiet...even when a scene demanded highly emotional dialogue.

And the teacher of said obsession...all I can say is "Really?!?" He supposedly has this moral compass that has guided his daughter to stay on the straight and narrow, and yes the moment Kyla acts inappropriately, he doesn't firmly tell her "No." He doesn't stop her from crawling in his lap, or even stop himself from kissing her and almost having sex with her. Which was only avoided because his daughter walked in on him. If he is supposed to be a reliable adult, then don't have him unable to stop himself from making out and groping a girl that is either the same age or just one year older than his own daughter. FFS, give men credit to be able to not only talk about right and wrong, but act on it too. It made his character scummy.
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Dance Your Ass Off (2009– )
7/10
There are men too
17 August 2010
There aren't many reviews for this show, but they all make some disparaging comment about the overweight women and completely ignore the fact that there are women AND men on DYAO. Admittedly, at the beginning, it's hard to watch them try to dance when they are sometimes physically unable, but each week, as they lose more weight, it's amazing to see the changes in their bodies, their dancing abilities and their self-confidence. It takes an unbelievable amount of courage for these people to come on the show and the transformations that most of them make (albeit with a trainer, nutritionist, doctor and professional dancers) is astounding. Instead of making fun of them, it would be better to applaud them for acknowledging their weight issues and putting forth so much effort to change themselves.
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9/10
Cheesy and delicious
2 October 2006
This is one of my favorite movies. I never realized how funny the word "cocoons" could be until I watched this movie. :o) It's quite cheesy, but really, would that be a surprise to anyone? The movie is full of great one-liners and the Klowns are TOTALLY creepy! You sure do feel justified if you don't like clowns after watching this movie! "See?! I TOLD you clowns were evil!!" :o) Some of the effects are kind of...well, 80-ish, but hey, what do you expect? But like other B movie classics, this movie withstands the test of time. Between this, Clash of the Titans, and maybe even a little Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, you're set for a night of full blown cheese-o-rama! When it was released on DVD I snatched it right up! The DVD has some really great extras as well, so give it a shot! It's a great, goofy movie to watch...but maybe you want to hold off on the popcorn...
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