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Starship Troopers 3: Marauder (2008)
Ridiculous movie, but it wasn't as bad as I feared.
Starship Troopers 3 is a bad movie. No doubts about that one. But it is a better movie than the second, even though that is not saying much at all. The movie completely ruined the universe with its foolishness, as if the director's goal was to make a bad comedy.
Most of the Fed Net news reports are outrageous and downright stupid. Its a good day to buy? What the hell? Is this a government trying to do everything it can to win a desperate war for survival or is it trying to make a few bucks off merchandise? Just watch the first 3 minutes of the movie and you'll see what I mean. The Sky Marshall is supposedly a celebrity in the movie...yeah. Imagine President Bush getting on top of a stage and singing to the whole country at a war rally. That's how stupid the movie is.
The animation was pretty horrible. The bugs are perhaps even worse than they were in the second movie. The guns used in the movie look like they were designed by a 5 year old, probably was too. The visual effects and sound are bad- typical low budget stuff though, can't crack down on this too hard.
There are suits in the movie, finally, but I'm pretty sure they're not quite what Heinlein imagined.
The movie probably doesn't even deserve a 5, but if you are a fan and was heavily disappointed by the second movie, I recommend seeing the 3rd one anyways. I don't want to discourage anyone from watching it, but be prepared, it probably is not going to be what you were expecting.
War of the Worlds (2005)
This Movie Blows
To the point where it barely qualifies as a movie. 90 minutes of worthless, pointless, and plot less,(and god it doesn't even have any action)piece of crap. Random people appear out of thin air, plot doesn't make sense what so ever, oh wait, I don't think there was a plot...
You have to force someone to watch this stuff.
George cant find his family, goes around looking for them, random people pop up, adding more confusion to the already boring and confusing plot. George injects a disease into aliens, aliens die. George sees family, YAY. Thats the plot, if you could call it a plot.
Phone Booth (2002)
'guy trapped in phone booth because of sniper'
The idea of the movie is way to plain. When I read what the movie was about, it told me this, 'guy trapped in phone booth' after watching the trailer, 'guy trapped in phone booth because of sniper'. Now what kind of storyline is that? That was the whole movie, there is no action whatsoever, whole -->1<-- hour (really, a cartoon is longer than that.) movie based on a (1) guy that is pinned down by a sniper. same location, for 80 minutes. it wasn't thrilling, it was BORING. ya, the only thing that was good about the movie is the some-what boring conversation. (all the movie is about.) there was no more point to watching it after you see it for 20 minutes, you will KNOW what it will be still. all the police that was there was standing around looking like idiots, i mean common, at least one guy should point out, "maybe it is because he is trapped there" well after 79.9 minutes of total conversation, the sniper is finally kicked out of the building by SWAT. AT LEAST THERE SHOULD BE SOME ACTION THERE??? really avoid this movie, you have better movies to watch with 5$.