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Pahanhautoja (2022)
This is a really good but very unrealistic Movie!?
I know that sounds crazy and confusing. SFX great acting very good cinematography A1, but I'm sorry a child around her age is not going through all this as depicted in the film without saying hmm, this is feeling really weird? So the director forces you to have to go with it but if this is based in the year 2022 sorry a child today is not reacting like this. Originally I had this rated as a 6 star but I was only half way through.. Once I got to the end( which I found myself starting to long for btw, I had to change. I'm a real Horror movie fan.. and what I'm beginning to see is this trend of movies that are labeled Horror, they might have some elements of Horror but they're not. This movie was a metaphor at best. A family drama. Today's Horror wants to "Real World" everything and go for the cheap scares. Visually or even by the audio. And We all know the trailers and comments surrounding are designed for us to "buy In" but I'm more convinced more than ever companies are saying absolutely anything. This is not the Horror movie of the year or the day for that matter and no one's been waiting for this.
Cube: Ichido haittara, saigo (2021)
TERRIBLE TERRIBLE TERRIBLE TERRIBLE MOVIE!
Let me start with this, Im adept to the Asian side or J horror side of movie production. I understand the long pondering looks the phrases or scenes that don't seem to make sense at the time but all done together at the end for a satisfying wtf moment that come only with superb narrative good visuals excellent storytelling.. Definitely not here! Can't give an Xtra star for the visual because the 97 version was just as striking and most likely cost less to make with little to no CGI? The filmmaker tried to invoke a life lesson but failed to make a good movie. Backstory on wrong character no story on strongest character this movie was All over the place! Some say it was better than later Cube additions I the series yes possibly, but this is labeled a remake. I was very excited seeing asian characters ready for an amazing take on this well known story among sci-fi horror fans.... So disappointed I believe it was green lit to grab the squid game crowd..even down to the greenish garment.... Lastly for those who liked it great!! But do yourself a favor seek out the 1997 version and you'll get a better understanding of my dissatisfaction plus see an awesome movie to boot!
Army of the Dead (2021)
Are you kidding me???
You've seen it before done better (I might ad) 30 years ago with practical effects. These Netflix movies are becoming more cash grabs then anything else.. You can't turn your mind off and just enjoy(as sone reviewers claimed ) because it's ALL been done before' better 30 years ago with practical effects??! A zombie horse and Tiger is the MOST Zack Snyders team could think of in terms of originality? You can see that in Zoombies? So so 👎👎🏽👎🏽
Kill List (2011)
C'mon people stop being fooled???
I saw this some time ago when it first came out and thought it wasn't good then ..had some free time went online through one of my favorite movie sites for a good horror 6.5 and above and. Kill List came up so I said ok.. Maybe I missed something_(2011 was some time ago) Im writing this review to say its still bad.. Kill List to me is one of the movies that began the trend if it's weird asf it must BE A MASTERPIECE OF CINEMA!! Cut scenes thrown at the end of a bad film to some show ("Easter eggs) that are important to the movie (but really aren't)innovative? And if all your intelligent friends are saying its fantastic then who are you to disagree..You don't want to be an outcast ..do you?? There is one shocking scene(Hammer) granted I haven't seen in the movies before but its not good enough or "brave" enough to label a movie with iconic status?! Please let's make Hollywood work for our money and time. Idk about you but I'm tired of investing in a film just to feel unsatisfied and go to a blog or discussion forum...and directors I would say in the last 11-12 years have been doing films like this because the more ambiguous they can make it ..the more ppl search online for answers keeping the visibility of the project high and the director name marketable.. STOP BEING FOOLED!?