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Ci sha xiao shuo jia (2021)
this is how you do fantasy
Engaging story. You start following in simple "kidnapping" story, usual: father daughter baddies. But then... no, no spoilers:)
sound perfect.10/10
music perfect placing.10/10
vfx perfect. 10/10
story have "flow" problem, but it gives you feeling as it should, like storyteller makes story on the go, so it have disconnection sometime, so what? Good 9/10
it should take place in iconic movies like "neverending story"
Dune (2021)
disaster
Such disappointment. After hearing how great this new Dune is, watching it, was... surprisingly painful.
Yes. Music is epic but such bad placing
yes. Book was great. But not because action, and they made action film...
waste of money and time. Costumes, acting, lines, .. pretentious pomp bs.
Kraftidioten (2014)
holy mother of gods, what a film
This is one heluva film you got here!
Unlike american's style "revenge", this looks like life. People make mistakes, they absolutely not perfect. This is one of the good films about criminal revenge
sound 10/10 so good
music 10/10 enough when needed
sfx 10/10 everything real
script 10/10 perfect line of events
story 9/10 almost life, too good:(
Yt (2021)
cool
Bunch of small stories. Some unrealistic, but still so close to capturing essence of real life. Amazing.
Here you can find every aspect of life. Unlike big projects, from small folks perspective.
Love. Death. Violence. Arguments. Politics. Depression.
Neposlushnik (2022)
...how to sh$t on everything?
They finally did it. Made film where sin is praised so much, that even church accept it.
Sound okay.6/10
music bad. 2/10
acting good. 8/10
script bad. 3/10
idea bad. 1/10
makers will burn in hell 146/100
4/10.
Suicide Squad (2016)
empty shell
Except of story where HQ became HQ and meet J, there absolutely nothing interesting on screen.
Smith playing Smith, as usual.
I just finished this movie. And i have zero. Concept was interesting. But how they did it. Meh.
Hate Story IV (2018)
this is classic soap from India
Everything points out to this:
flashings (classic soap flashings)
music(lol),
sound,
plot(lol),
sudden changes in whos bad and whos good(there is almost no sudden changes, dont worry, its joke)
why this is made as movie? Something with Amazon rules for uploads? Anyway, 2 points for younger brother. Everything else is just 1.
2/10.
Hotel Transylvania: Transformania (2022)
worst from them four
Not a single smile. From anyone. Whole time. In silence. What a hell is this? Sendler gone and it become even more bad?
1st was cool and funny
2nd was okay
3rd was "just let it die already"
4th is just too much. Stop reanimate this corpse, please...
Invincible (2021)
will watch later?
Animation is okay, nothing great, okay.
Until the end of season 1 you will think there is something deep or great in "starting event", but there is nothing. "you disappointed me, son"(c)
sound okay. Music - nothing to be mentioned.
If they will made it second season, and it will be available on amazon, will watch it. Otherwise, no freaking way.
NOT RECOMMENDED SPENDING MONEY
P.s. What is going on with this obsession to make film of every comic book? Well, its easy to do, as costumes are recognizable and plot already written down. But, seriously, this is annoying.
NOS4A2 (2019)
waste
Waste of time, resources and money(in making).
Acting: mostly dull and lifeless.
Effects: good.
Script: with this acting you dont need no script. Its just so freaking bad, nothing can help feeling that you eating spoonful of dust with every phrase, every move this "heroines" do. If you can watch this without puking, you can do anything.
I cant add anything to this, after watching it till the end, i have zero power left in me. Awful, awful series.
Mother! (2017)
this... this is (was) unexpected, indeed
Holy Mother! Of gods, this is The Movie. Remember The Fountain? Yep. This from same plane of ultrareal surrealism and hyperbolism. Holy sh@t, this was unexpected gem, waiting his hour in my "watch later"...
wow. Just wow. Who cares about camerawork, cgi , sound and everything, if only together this beautiful mess become true undeniable art form?
Im sorry, lets take some math in consideration:
audio 1/10
cgi 2/10
plot 3/10
camera 4/10
SUMM OVERALL 10/10.
The Voyeurs (2021)
just best from 20-21
Is it just best movie made in 2021? Hell yeah.
And mostly because of story. Ending a bit meh, but overall its very very good.
Story. Except ending, just 9
sound. Pure 10
filming(yep).10
twists and turns. Yes, please, so 10.
This is just best movie made in 2021.
Detetive Madeinusa (2021)
... this is something
Something. Right.
Plot twist? Yes
sound? Okay
acting? What?
Jokes? I laughed when "detective" made moves to girls. And best friend(?)
overall ridiculous movie. Good enough for watch wasted. NO KIDS
P.s. I think my IQ dropped significantly.
The Manor (2021)
surprise, m.....
Surprisingly good film. Worth watching. Some holes in script, but story have "good" ending. Worth watching. WITHOUT KIDS.
P.s. Can someone explain to me why there is limit in every direction? Too many characters, wrong language, too short review???
Chick Fight (2020)
one of the worst
Waste of time
music bad. Rhythmic noise with soooo bad texts, its hurtful
script bad. Such emptiness and void. Unforgivable
jokes? There was jokes?
2 only for some of acting. Wait, there was acting, right? Well, 2.
Brutus vs César (2020)
quite fun
Sure, its no master piece, but it was fun to watch.
Fx? Almost nothing
music good
actors playing good
story have many twists and turns
good enough to spend some time watching) better then many many things in primevideo*)
Out of Order (2020)
this is a very good piece
No big money was involved in this creation, clearly.
So, sometime sound is not best, but, everything else...
story is good, twists and turns unpredictable. Morals in.
Acting is veryyy good.
This is just great movie. Worth every second.
Eastern Promises (2007)
7 for this weird mess?
Finished watching this... mess?
Incredible work. If by incredible you mean mediocre.
Acting. Actors "playing" without any emotions. And no layers in their acting. Its like watching school play. Horrible, beyond horrible, awful.
Music. Annoying, no soul in it. Bad timing, bad music.
Decor... dvd and fish eggs. Balloons and ural. Dirt and stolichnaya. Mess is mess.
Plot. Scenes where you can see how they end before they start. There is no surprise, no deep meaning, just gray dirt thrown in your brain...
costumes. Mobsters walking in leather inside restaurant. Driver wearing silk, when his boss wearing leather. What? Why?
Dialogs. Mess from bad "russian" and english in same sentences? EASY. Why they talking like this? Just use english, why implement russian when nobody can use it? Mess, total mess. "vor v zakone". Me cry(c)
sfx. Oh my. 2007. And this. Like in B-rated movie. Blood? Nah, ketchups. Actually, there almost no effects in this film, couple of "sliced throats" with little to nothing blood, cut out fingers.
100 minutes. Feelings after? Empty stomach. Empty mind. Zero emotions. This is wasting time. Better to watch bee-movie.
Blow the Man Down (2019)
dont expect nothing deep
Well, singing is good.
plot have nothing special. ending is gruesome. and a lot of holes in script?
good movie to watch once.
still, good singing)
Preacher (2016)
not bad
Too much "tough" in it, but overall not so bad. without children of course.
Lorena (2019)
too low quality
Journalism? can we add THIS to list of good journalism work? nope. no neutral view, bias. sad sad mini series. not because of base, because of narration
Snow White and the Huntsman (2012)
movie for one time
Great CGI.
screenplay with so much holes, its fascinating. too much to write, meh.
lets look at them like this and all will be more understandable:
weird princess "Bella"(it was terrible play, but better then trilogy-that-cant-be-named);
drunk huntsman with good heart and using for hunting battleaxe "Thor"(he did good);
queen, sucking people with clean skin(young people with scars apparently have bad life force), with great story(with weird flaws) "Beaty"(too good for this movie)
7 noble dwarfs who kill and rob people(all good as usual);
Duke with "great" army from ~40 knights in plate armor, and everybody called them milkmaids and peasants with pitchforks(?) "Blank Space"(meh, duke was added just for... space? and play was same, space wasting)
Queen's Brother "white devil"(good, many emotions);
duke's son William, apparently never been seen outside castle by "evildoers", so he can infiltrate in their group without anyone knowing his face "Bowman in plated armor";
Father of princess Bella "1 day widower". did i forget someone? hmmm...
well, music was honey for my ears, SFX was good too, except blasting in siege.
what else? one time movie. rewatching it whole? nope.
p.s. last scene with coronation is just horrible cliche. bueh
Darbar (2020)
2/10
Awful.
story bad.
cgi bad.
rajini acting bad, just let this old man rest for gods sake
music kinda good
dancing bad
Manikarnika: The Queen of Jhansi (2019)
so bad, its awesome
One of the worst films about history of indian revolt against british occupation. its amazing how bad it is.
actors? pretending so bad, its hurting. 1/10.
effects? not bad for indie, but this? canons with slow flying balls, blood like water, fire like cheap cgi made by kid from school. 2/10
story? story kinda good, as it based on history. but how they tell it? brrr. 2/10
music? good. 5/10
if you looking for historical movie, its not it. its musical. nothing else.
Supernatural: Let the Good Times Roll (2018)
std..
Only one thing can keep people on watching this sh@tshow. STD.
characters keep doing same and same mistakes. their doing is so dumb, its like you watch victims of lobotomy, they walk and talk, but lost their mind, most of it. its horrible to see after good series, this, same old, same dumb sh@t. who made this script? who is to blame for using same technique? i dont know, and now i dont care. its one of the worst series.
Lucifer back on track, he too dumb to make a slight progress in character, so writer just erase him.
Jack too dumb to do anything but whine, writer made him more hollow then before.
Sam is... he now Dean. dumb and only relayed on power.
Dean, lets remove dust from old season and make him... dumb vessel of dumb evil sob. writer can do that? yep.
Castiel, one of interesting characters, bam, writer move him to shadow corner. here, take some lines, but stay in shadow.
Mary, oh sweet bloody mom of two idjets... same corner with angel, please.
Bobby used for joke about POTUS. really? what writer can do? make dumbest and unfunny joke ever? why even bother? someone paid for this? i cant see any reason to write this sh@t, except money. its just... too much...