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The Flash (2023)
There's an alternate universe where this movie was good
The worst CG I have ever seen. Is this The Flash or The Polar Express? Lots of unfunny Big Bang Theory-esque ad-lib by Ezra Miller. You get the impression both he and the director thinks he's hilarious, when he's really not. Does nothing to clear up the new DC Universe, which is strange considering this is basically the whole reason the film exists. Only positive was Michael Keaton's Batman. The film disregards its own message, leaving a very sour taste for what could've been a fun film, had the director, writer and Miller shown some restraint. Also, WE GET IT, Wonder Woman's lasso of truth makes people say awkward truths, do we really need the same tired bit in every DC movie she appears in?
The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes: The Greek Interpreter (1985)
Poor episode in an outstanding series
Very poor adaption. One of the lesser episodes in the series, marred by significant plot holes, the greater two being:
1. Why was Kemp involved in this at all? We're shown no indication as to his motives whatsoever, and there's really no reason for him to be a part of this situation.
2. How did Holmes know where to find Melas and Paul? He's given no clues as to their location, but after receiving the warrant he seems to magically guide the coach there.
Birds of Prey and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn (2020)
Some entertaining moments, but a shocking film
Shot well and great action, but overall a terrible film. A Frankenstein mish mash (and at times straight copy) of Deadpool and Jack Sparrow. Why on earth would anyone look up to the character of Harley Quinn that's portrayed in this film?
Justice League (2017)
A fun ride
Although poorly paced, Justice League is a thoroughly enjoyable romp of a film. If there's one thing I'm learning from these DC Movies, it's that WB needs to stop interfering and placing restrictions that are damaging these films. It's evident here in the film length, and as a result the pacing, but I'm certain you'll still have fun and be drawn in watching Justice League.