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House: Swan Song (2012 TV Movie)
10/10
Why did it have to end?
16 December 2016
Warning: Spoilers
This documentary lets you relive some of the best moments of HOUSE. It reminds me of just how much I miss this show and wish it would come back. It also shows how they did some of the more difficult scenes from building the sets, to shooting. When you can't get enough HOUSE, this is a little treat that we weren't expecting. Now... how do we get them to shoot just ONE MORE SEASON? Storyline: A one-hour retrospective special that will look back at this groundbreaking, seminal series and feature interviews with the series' stars and producers, special original content and other surprises. Oh yes... (spoiler alert)don't forget $5 Fridays!!! lol
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Conspiracy Encounters (2016 Video)
1/10
I couldn't even finish it!
28 February 2016
You know when somebody cooks something so horrible that you can't even get through it because it is so frickin' bad. This film is like that. I couldn't tell you spoilers if I wanted to, because I couldn't punish myself (by watching it) for that long! Honestly, I have seen better film on teeth! What I did see, was slow and draggy. The acting achieved a new level of horrific that I had not seen before. I think they dubbed one of the actor's voices in afterwards, because his voice and ONLY his voice sounded like it was done in a studio, after the fact... with too much bass. It's like they tried to take 2 great titles and make one passable title for this movie "Conspiracy Encounters" being Conspiracy Theory and Close Encounters, but even that doesn't work and sounds as lame as the movie itself. 2 thumbs down (if I had more thumbs, they'd be down too)!
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Survivor (I) (2014)
2/10
Don't know the speed of light? Just make up a number!
20 February 2016
Warning: Spoilers
If you have anything over a 5th grade education, you might want to avoid seeing this and insulting your intelligence! Although the star (Danielle Churchram) is very pretty and (spoiler alert) she can jump around on rocks really good... it's hard to watch anyone do that for the better part of an hour! The music was done well, but the music build up could not be taken seriously as the plot and story line was just that weak. I don't know if you can call this movie a SiFi as that would indicate that there was some kind of science utilized. Whatever scientific information that were spewed from the script's pages, were not even close to being right. Next time guys... Google "What's the speed of light?" instead of making up some silly number! And learn about wormholes and what they're supposed to do! lol
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1/10
Dredfull
26 January 2016
It's an hour and 20 minutes you'll never get back! I found myself fast forwarding over many parts as they spewed mindless dribble out of their mouths, instead of intelligent dialogue. I can't even say they over- acted, because that would imply that there was some acting going on. The costumes must have been picked by a grade 3 class who were taking mommy's medication! Just horrible. That's all I can say.

There was one thing that I liked. The old-style TV they used as a prop. It reminded me of a video game I played when I was a teenager. Other than that, please be on some major drugs if you see this. It's the only way you'll get through it without wanting to kill yourself!
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