My (viewing!) experience with Lara Croft (Angelina Jolie in Tomb Raider) was, frankly, a bit unsettling! Here we have an actress who, supposedly, exudes sexual energy and charisma and to be honest she does reek of it in this film. The problem is she has absolutely no-one to direct it towards.
I assume Daniel Craig was the intended target of SOME of this sexual energy, but either her aim is as crap as a Russian foot soldier in a James Bond film or he's as thick as lumpy custard. Whatever! It didn't work.
All of which begged the question who is she seducing?? Am I the one to whom she's directing all of those meaningful looks and double-entendres? Thanks Sweetie but my heart's spoken for.
But then it occurred to me that most of the sexy banter and suggestions took place when she was alone. Is she actually talking to herself? Which would mean she wants to have sex with
Either possibility would send a teenage guy to kicks heaven I suppose (let's face it, this film was not made for the girlies) but it left me squirming on the sofa (and not in the good way).
I assume Daniel Craig was the intended target of SOME of this sexual energy, but either her aim is as crap as a Russian foot soldier in a James Bond film or he's as thick as lumpy custard. Whatever! It didn't work.
All of which begged the question who is she seducing?? Am I the one to whom she's directing all of those meaningful looks and double-entendres? Thanks Sweetie but my heart's spoken for.
But then it occurred to me that most of the sexy banter and suggestions took place when she was alone. Is she actually talking to herself? Which would mean she wants to have sex with
Either possibility would send a teenage guy to kicks heaven I suppose (let's face it, this film was not made for the girlies) but it left me squirming on the sofa (and not in the good way).
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