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The Mummy Resurrected (2014)
Unbelievably bad
Horrible. Badly shot, poorly written, the casting is a nightmare. It's as if they set out to make a stinker of a movie.
How do movies this bad get produced? Is it an accounting scam, like "fine art"? Find some film geeks, have them write and storyboard a script... It's not impossible to accomplish.
I wonder about the crew who assembled this movie. Realizing they were trying to create something without a foundation. What a waste of talent.
The casting of the archeologist's daughter and her three Valley Girl friends is especially excruciating. Like a neon sign telling the unfortunate viewer that no genuine effort was put into this debacle. It's like being served a meal that isn't cooked.
This is the kind of movie you cannot sit through without thinking how easily it could be improved.
Noita palaa elämään (1952)
A delight
Spooky, funny, well-told and well-acted. The brief nudity adds very little IMHO. Overall a delightful and unique movie with wonderful characters. This is a real favorite of mine. Highly recommended!
Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001)
A video game on film
All quick cuts and flash. This is not a movie. A slab of molten cheese.
Moontrap: Target Earth (2017)
Springtime for Hitler
I can only figure that movies this bad are produced in order to somehow launder money. Some kind of accounting dodge. Nothing else makes sense.
The Bermuda Triangle (1978)
Just awful
It's almost a parody, intentional or not, of what a bad film ought to be. No redeeming qualities whatsoever. Even hard core sci fi/horror fans will find nothing entertaining. Noteworthy in how inert it is overall.
Nothing But the Night (1973)
Dismal
Plodding and unfocused. Disappointing on several levels. Not well acted. Plot is not engaging. A chore to sit through. I expected much more.
Devil's Partner (1960)
Needed a director
Boring waste of time. The plot is not supported by the scenes. Decent 1950s performances are lost in the non-effort. You need to TELL YOUR STORY and not just sleepwalk through an hour and a half.
The Gardener (2016)
Boring
Beautiful gardens. The film, boring. Deadly boring.
Alien Moon (2019)
Very... Slow... Narration... Is... Standard...
On crap "documentaries" such as this one. A means of filling time. The bad typography in the titles is fair warning. The producers have nothing to say. This product is void of content. Don't bother.
Invasion of the Bee Girls (1973)
Just plain bad.
Deliberately stupid, even by 70s standards. Badly shot and poorly acted. The writing should carry criminal charges. Gratuitse are pushing he T&A. And thiGOOD things I have to say about this movie.
Star Raiders: The Adventures of Saber Raine (2017)
Awful.
Badly directed, badly cast. Well lit and nicely shot, but it's DOA. The less said about the writing, the better. I like science fiction, and can overlook a lot, but this movie is a disaster.
Witch Hunt (1994)
Brilliant
Smart, funny, original. Dennis Hopper is sensational as a 50s gumshoe. This movie is a treasure.
Giant from the Unknown (1958)
Very entertaining
Ok, there may be a few plot holes, buy overall it's a nicely paced, entertaining movie with an original premise. I love this movie!