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Taken (2017)
Where have they Taken this?
Taken, the title itself is recognized by a huge amount of people out there. That's all thanks to Liam Neeson. This show however, should be lost and forgotten.
From the get go it blinds you with horrible episode plots and all too familiar conspiracy theories of terrorist threats. Not only does this completely deviate from the given title of the series but, it also leaves you wondering if there is any hope of redemption. There isn't. Not only is the plot missing but, it seems that the actors have decided to take a vacation, on set. Blatantly over-acted scenes of little to no importance and horribly dramatized scenes of simple life events made me laugh, more than once.
This is not the Taken you are looking for. This is an atrocity, don't waste your time.
I Love Dick (2016)
Worst of the 3
There are 3 shows that were being considered for getting full seasons: "I Love Dick", "The Tick" and "Jean-Claude Van Johnson". Out of the 3, this is the worst one. More than that, this is one of the worst show pilots that I have EVER seen.
The story begins in a strange place with strange people, that's fine. Although when you start to develop the characters of a show there has to be something to like about them, or something intriguing about them, or just something mysterious to make people want to watch more, "I Love Dick" has NONE of those things. Instead, the show goes on to drill your eardrums with the worst possible music accompaniment in a show ever, and chip away at any microscopic granule of interest that might be left. If that wasn't enough the first time, don't worry, because they use the same song throughout the whole pilot episode. The plot is flat, it has 0 entertainment value.
There is one positive thing about this pilot episode though, the suffering only lasts for 30 minutes.