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The Gamers: Dorkness Rising (2008)
A Film That Can Deliver Even to the NON-GAMERS
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I am a die hard RPG gamer. I have been since I was the age of 6. Familiar with the musk of a bunch of dudes that forgot to put on deodorant (or didn't bother to) and rolling the dice to see the fate of my characters. This film pictured EVERYTHING from my old life in one half-hour package. The arguing between the Dungeon Master and the Rules Nazi, the bro that died about 10 times... even the comic relief sorcerer. This movie had it all.
****NOW FOR THE SPOILERS*** The low-budget indie film industry always have had bad reps because of low graphical effects and because the kids weren't seeing stupidly overbearing CGI or any of that. But the jokes of this, became clear... That it was going to be a wild ride, and in a VERY good way. Between the girl going as a killing-fighter, instead of the classic tank everyone expected her to be, to the Bard that couldn't stay alive longer than 10 minutes, it all meshed perfectly. The funniest parts, include the bard's attempts to charm and pacify, which fail numerous times, but also work a few times in the funniest of ways, as luring the paladin outside so they could torture the demon for info, and charming their old peasant in the last dungeon to giving them all the stuff, to the lightsaber, chainsaw, and 12 gauge shotgun in a medieval setting RPG, it was glorious. The turkey came back to life and killed the bard which I almost fell out my seat about, and many, many more. (Irony is that the bard in D&D 1st Edition had the most hitpoints of any class and was almost impossible to kill) The red sorceress's player kept forgetting his character's gender, the monk kept making sly Eastern-style quotes (wouldn't call them quotes... more like play-on jokes) and driving the dungeon master insane. This RELIVED my childhood up to my late teens.
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All in all, this movie delivered gamer-based fun that was dumbed down enough by the new girl so that anyone can understand, and in a way that maximized their low-budget. A great sequel to the first and I want to say this movie is grossly under-rated on this site. 7.5 is not accurate. This is at least an 8 to 8.5... Easy. It had a straightforward plot, great action scenes (for the budget) I would call it EXCELLENT writing, and overall just a hilarious work of art. And I recommend this movie to anyone that has a good sense of humor. You are bound to find one of these characters able to relate to, or you can find someone you know that you could relate them to. You also get to know the gamers on a personal level as well, which make this movie have great character development. Don't be discouraged by the slow beginning. Get past the first party wipe, and you will NOT regret it.
Kyaputen Hârokku (2013)
A rather disappointing movie that proves that CGI cannot cover a bad story
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The first thing you will likely notice about this movie is the absolutely GORGEOUS animation. And well, that's about all you'll see. I've not watched a lot of Matsumoto's work, but I'e read enough to know this isn't the true backstory for some of the main characters. In general they tried to make a series from the 80's that could very well take weeks of binge reading and cut it down to about 2 hours. Which will not cut it. If you are already investing some $300 million on a movie, it means you have enough money to make a 3-4 parter. Because that's how long it would take to inform the average Joe of everything that's going on in the universe. Because aside from that, nothing would be memorable. If i hadn't read or seen some of the manga or anime beforehand, I would think that this started out as Star Wars in the beginning and throughout, combined with Halo 2, with Final Fantasy, and combined with Cowboy Bebop. Here's the story for you poor confused souls, 1) Big war happened because of too many births. Apparently they found this out when the human population reached 500+ billion. 2) Resentful from the way he was treated and cast away from home, Captain Harlock uses the power of the dark matter, basically super nukes made from the alien's essence, and decides to rid the Earth of all life. 3) Ridden to the core in guilt he flies around the galaxy looking for a way to just end all suffering because he royally f*cked the Earth up, so he finds some 100 galaxy sized nukes that was basically like doing an easter egg hunt inside an empty barrel. 4) Kiddo from the basically Star Wars Empire (Here its called the Gaia Coalition) decides to try to make his unappreciative brother happy for a mistake he did as a kid, and plays a saboteur. He becomes attached to a pirate crew (pirate being used loosely because they're only after the big galaxy nukes) and decides, "Imma be a pirate!" and plot twist happens. 5) Plot twist happened and after a small discussion with his older brother, he decides after having a flashback of an accident that happened when he was like 8-10 years old and only wanting to do his mom proud that he will finish what started. Plot twist happens again. 6) After this plot twist he finds himself unable to kill the captain so he decides to take a stroll on Earth, somehow still inhabitable by one person because a patch of flowers are still alive, but don't worry about the ash and debris or smoke filling you up, and picks some flowers while an interstellar war is going on. This i guess was a way to show the captain life still lives, but life adapts. It doesn't mean that that flower is a symbol that the Earth is safe again. 7) So after the heart-felt moment between Captain Harlock and his flower, we decide its time to take back the ship. Well that goes about as awfully as they could've planned, as the entire Coalitions fleet is there, and they got a toy still functioning after one use in 100 years. Looks like an exact replica of a Halo (video game) ring. And it fires what appears to be the Death Star on meth. And it misses the Earth AND the Arcadia (The ship). Threads that tiny space needle. But if the ship auto repairs why do they ever fear it being completely destroyed? In fact the original pirates of the Arcadia were fearless freedom fighters that often mindlessly obeyed Harlocks orders. But they cowered time after time in some really basic concepts of being rebels. Fighting the government. If you made it to the end of this movie still wondering what happened, you weren't alone. The movie made an impression like it was Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of The Black Pearl, if it was in Will Turner's POV the whole time, whereas it mentions very little about Captain Harlock, his crew, or even the main kiddo here that cant decide which side to be on. The movie failed to even deliver to me memorable names, because aside from Harlock,I hardly remember any of them. It was space fight, go find the big bomb detonator that for some reason is in plain sight, another space fight except a little less action, and then finish with the kiddo becoming the captain even though the original came back to life from the powers that be. Overall a very boring and time consuming experience, but worth a watch to allow all these greedy game devs or 3D animation studios that top quality graphics can NOT cover a crap story. Because I remember the manga in the 80's featured a lot more depth. This is like the shadow of the real story. If that much.