All other flaws aside (and there are many)... fight! Blood! Airplane falls from the sky! Battle! The ONE chip which contains the algorithms which can destroy civilization as we know it is heisted!
Ok... off to Paris to buy it... then... fights! Chases! Destruction! ... and you fail to retrieve the ONE chip which can destroy civilization as we know it!
Then... off to Morraco! Then... chases! Fights! Death! You finally get your hands on the ONE chip which which can destroy civilization as we know it, and what do you do? Break it? Nope! You give it to a single person who ends up alone in an unguarded room and you lose it! More airplanes fall from the sky (airplane killing is a popular sport in this film).
Then... off to the Far East to meet another of Charlie's Angels and... fight! Death! Destruction! You again have the ONE chip which can destroy civilization as we know it! Do you break it? Nope. You keep it with the five very calm and relaxed main characters in an apartment with big windows and no protection. So... break in! Death of loved ones (while you watch)! And!... you again lose the ONE chip which can destroy civilization as we know it! But, miraculously, all of the main characters are left alive.
Then... pursuit! Blow things up! Tons of gunfire! Death all around!
And, as the film is about to wind down... you anticlimactically break the ONE chip which can destroy civilization as we know it. Yawn.
The parting line is a promise of a sequel... please God... NOOOOO!
The worst sin of a movie occurs when it blatantly insults the intelligence of the viewer... and this movie is a continuous series of insults.
And such a waste of talent.
Ok... off to Paris to buy it... then... fights! Chases! Destruction! ... and you fail to retrieve the ONE chip which can destroy civilization as we know it!
Then... off to Morraco! Then... chases! Fights! Death! You finally get your hands on the ONE chip which which can destroy civilization as we know it, and what do you do? Break it? Nope! You give it to a single person who ends up alone in an unguarded room and you lose it! More airplanes fall from the sky (airplane killing is a popular sport in this film).
Then... off to the Far East to meet another of Charlie's Angels and... fight! Death! Destruction! You again have the ONE chip which can destroy civilization as we know it! Do you break it? Nope. You keep it with the five very calm and relaxed main characters in an apartment with big windows and no protection. So... break in! Death of loved ones (while you watch)! And!... you again lose the ONE chip which can destroy civilization as we know it! But, miraculously, all of the main characters are left alive.
Then... pursuit! Blow things up! Tons of gunfire! Death all around!
And, as the film is about to wind down... you anticlimactically break the ONE chip which can destroy civilization as we know it. Yawn.
The parting line is a promise of a sequel... please God... NOOOOO!
The worst sin of a movie occurs when it blatantly insults the intelligence of the viewer... and this movie is a continuous series of insults.
And such a waste of talent.
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