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Red Army Hooligans (2018)
I feel like crying!
Truly bad, do not waste your time on this movie unless you want to watch someone eating toast and drinking tea. Go get a copy of football factory or I.D. Do not be fooled by the cover!!
Late Night Double Feature (2016)
Late night wasted double time!
I was very disappointed when I saw this as I was looking forward and expecting some great ideas in the newly supposed features, I think my own son could have wrote better and he is only 9 years old. It started off quite good expecting something more but as time goes on you realize its not worth your money or time,i give respect to the writer and director but as it goes on its like late night sleeping pill that works very well for my deluxe. I think you should pas on this one,it may entertain only the few dull under the influence of boredom. look for something like TFT Crpyt keeper as he is the original not this,rant over as I am looking out for my fellow horror fans.
Parasites (2016)
Help the Homeless...Not!
I found this movie by chance and a good chance I did as I found this 80's style thriller very enjoyable from start to finish. I would not say much for the story but a little entertainer for a night in with a few cans of beer. Looking back I cannot say I could associate this with any film I have seen in the past but maybe there is something like it out there in somebody's old video collection. I would say if your an 80's kid into John Carpenters 'Assault on precinct 13 to Stephen Hopkins' Judgement Night, I believe you will enjoy it!
Havenhurst (2016)
Haven Worst!
Well first of all I wanted to enjoy this movie as a Danielle Harris fan but nothing against her in this movie but its another bottom shelf tragedy in the DVD store that has all been done before. I expected a lot better as the movie started off pretty good but went a little too downhill so my overall rating is 3 0ut if 10 Aye (Geordie Accent). Hope you enjoy this movie as much as me and my family felt very disappointed and threw the horror channel on instead. A true horror fan will understand from the very beginning and will know where from the movie will end from the opening,these movies have to incorporate a new environmentally fresh ideas or sometime, I would not recommend this movie as a birthday gift or anything only fit for the trash can full of yesterdays carcass.
Enjoy!
In the Mouth of Madness (1994)
Sam Neill gives a creepy feel!
I saw this movie 3 times with my friends at the old Manors in Newcastle and of course we loved it, this movie just shows how Mr Carpenter never lost his natural aptitude and talent since he threw the classic anthology Body Bags at us a year earlier. I think I came across writing this review by listening to the soundtrack and inspired by the opening theme for the film. Sam Neill is superb and Julie Carmen still has that look in her eye and gives off the scent since the great 80s sequel Fright Night. The scene of the guy on the bike with the long white hair was creepy and wouldn't fancy passing him during the day let alone at night, there are a few memorable moments and maybe stay with you but not hauntingly. This is a creepy atmospheric,dream-like horror story which rolls into the satisfying horror of the mid 90's. And by the way " This is not the ending. You haven't read it yet"
The Stepfather (1987)
Its all in the Whistle!!
This movie is the classic old time 80's horror/crime which I have watched several times and still will do. I think it was just as disturbing psychologically as it was for the murder scenes and I have watched horrors since I was about the size of a munchkin. I was not surprised at all they did a remake but nowhere near as good as the original, the acting and direction is all done very well and I think the script belongs to Terry O'Quinn (The Stepfather) who plays an excellent part and love his expressions and scheming looks on his face. If you like this kinda film then maybe Douglas Jacksons' The Paperboy will be right up your street. I give it a praising 7 out of 10. After all " Father knows best" Enjoy!