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Someone I Touched (1975)
There's a Special on Cantaloupes in the Produce Department
Who knew Syphilis could be so melodramatic?
This is a made-for-TV movie worth watching just for the entertaining camp value and the inclusion of the glorious and underused Cloris Leachman.
This movie is a quasi fascinating time capsule. Chock full of 70's speak.
Bad 70's clothes. Bad 70's home decor. Fluffy male hairdo's and mustaches. Huge ugly 70's cars. This movie has it all, baby!
The cashier who Cloris's husband sleeps with looks all of 15 which adds a whole level of creepiness to the proceedings.
Cloris sings the title song.
Long Lost Son (2006)
Mom Dates Son
Mildly entertaining movie about the romance between a Mom and her hot Long Lost Son. Set in a tropical paradise, Mom and Son go on many romantic dates. You can cut the sexual tension with a knife.
Chase Crawford makes his debut here in an admirable fashion. Gabrielle Anwar as his Mom/Girlfriend is adequate in her role, and wears a series of tiny fetching bikinis on her romps with her Son.
*SPOILER* One does wonder why Mom doesn't tell her Son who she is soon after their first date, but perhaps that would have spoiled the mood and put an end to further dates.
Perfect movie for Valentines Day.