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The Night Shift (2016)
One of the worst... ever.
Extremely low quality - with no evidence of a budget to speak of. You could probably watch this entire film on fast-forward and not miss anything. That's because there's not much going on here. Action is almost ZERO, and the dialog is VERY unsophisticated and child-like; especially when the main character talks to himself, as if the moviegoer is a child watching a program like Blues Clues.
To be perfectly honest, watching this movie is like watching porn actors trying to create meaningful dialog. soooo slooooowwww. Hokie as if it were created by 14- year-olds with a camera. No meaningful cinematography, horrible lighting ... just ugh... The fake "evil" laughing... I simply cannot relate to what's considered entertainment these days. So as to not violate the "terms" of this website (which is almost impossible while trying to be honest about this film), I will only say that, with respect to those involved, I'm pretty sure this film won't make anyone's career go in the right direction. I tried so hard to be "nice", but there is simply nothing positive about this "creation"... unless you like soft porn; you get treated to a couple of minutes of that... but you could watch plenty of other good movies to actually enjoy better sex scenes and dialog/action/horror as well. There is no clever twist, and nothing to really "spoil" here; this piece of... "art" does just fine on its own with spoiling your night. The real "horror" here is that this film was actually produced and furnished to the public. Viewer beware!