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The Girls of 'A' Team (1985)
The best porn movie ever !!!!
Forget what you've heard about Debbie Does Dallas & Deep Throat.....this was the greatest porn movie ever........
I first saw it nearly 20 years ago, from a dubbed copy in my dad's draw, and I rank it as the best ever........I think it's an absolute travesty that it's not on DVD, and the only reason I haven't voiced my opinion to the studio with the rights to this film is because I don't know who has them ! This film had greats such as Ron Jeremy, Peter North, Harry Reems, and FM Bradley (as Mr P - "Rock & Roll")...........the script is an absolute classic, and the women are a bevy of some of the best stunners they could dig up in 1985 (except for Annette Haven, Seka, Sharon Kane, and Vanessa Del Rio, who aren't in it, unfortunately)........
My friends all had dubbed copies back in the day, and we still know all the quotes, because they were as funny as hell........unfortunately, not one of my friends no longer has this film, or I would send a free copy to anyone who reads this, so they can laugh themselves to death, too..........everyone I know who saw it found it as much a comedy as an adult film.......
Ron Jeremy is classic as the foreign ambassador visiting America, and missing the "comforts" of home, so his liaison, played by Peter North, puts him in touch with the A - Team.........and the laughs start from there ! (i'll let people guess what the A stands for - A was more of a treat back then to see......now, they all do it and it's boring) If you want a couple of similar, ALMOST as good films, try Hard Soap (starring Candida Royalle & John Holmes), Inside Desiree Cousteau (starring Desiree Cousteau, John Holmes, Ron Jeremy, and Seka), and CT - Coed Teasers (starring Ron Jeremy and Copper Penny).........adult films like these just don't exist anymore - now they whack them out in five minutes flat with a bunch of two dollar bimbos who do anything for a buck (apart from PRIVATE, who do serious films but aren't as funny as the ol' days)......these are all scripted with proper lines and are designed to entertain as well as get you off ! If anyone has details on where I can get this film, let me know ! Peter Australia
Chopstix (1979)
Chopstix.........brilliant adult movie from a bygone era......
This is a classic movie - in my top five best adult films of all time......
The basic plot is that Jill is broke and inherits a derelict lunch van and a massive debt, and creates "Chopstix", which becomes about food & sexual services...........
The scenes are classic.......one poolside frolic with more than a dozen people includes a women incorporating a pair of chopsticks into her fellatio acts, and adds to the trademark title........one hot scene involves the very sexy Serena, but only in a brief scene, as a prostitute getting nailed by a guy role-playing as a cowboy.......
The main character, Jill, is surprisingly only active in one scene, the rest being done by her employees........earlier on in the movie, the women are not as attractive, but later they become a little more hot in a 70s way..........what they incorporate into their scenes more than makes up for it, making it an all-time classic.....they certainly don't make them like this anymore........an entertaining story line and natural performers doing their thing......heaps of outdoor scenes in this one, which is great, because in the late 70s, shoots were generally done in the director's garage......
Finally, VCA answered my prayers and bought this classic out on DVD in early 2006, so go buy it if you are a fan of old skool erotica....
I would love to know more about Samantha Morgan, as IMDb only has her listed as starring in this film, however, I would assume she is in other 70s classics, and to walk into a starring role with this film seems odd.......
Peter, Australia
Who Shaved Lynn LeMay? (1989)
Who Shaved Lynn LeMay..........a timeless classic
Not quite as highly esteemed as some of the films that I have written about, but a classic nonetheless..........
Stars some of the greats of the business, and it comes from a time when plot meant something in the porn industry........the only mob doing this kind of thing now is PRIVATE, and they try to be serious about it.........this is from the tail end of the "golden age" of porn.....
Rick Savage is classic as the "Private Dick" with the job of investigating who shaved Lynn LeMay........along the way, he manages to bone some truly wild chicks before solving the case........
Lynn LeMay looks stunning as usual as the victim, and I feel she is a widely forgotten member of the 1980s porn fraternity.......
Gold, but check out my other reviews for some even better titles.....
Peter Australia