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The Thing Below (2004)
No Words
Well I somehow have to find a way to fill out ten lines of the film.....(hoping using these dots will help) Anyway...... ;-) .... I started watching it on a Saturday morning after a party the Friday night and not even 5 (wait lets rather type FIVE so I use more letters) Five minutes into the movie and I had to switch it off and get some air outside and just play ball with my dog to get my mind off what I have just let myself see ....... not even "low-budget"gives it Justice more like "NO BUDGET" I then decided to take some painkillers and coffee and go ahead and watch this movie. Why? Oh why did I watch it...? I have just wasted like 1 Hour 36 Minuted and 26 Seconds of my life.....
Anyway on that note I suggest if you want to watch some more no brain movies go ahead we have to give these actors something to be proud of ...
Cheers!!! from you Junglist
Vampires: The Turning (2004)
Low Bidget Deluxe-O
Well I watch tons of movies and this one really sucked ... BIG TIME. I am sure we are all sick and tired of the low budget ploy to make Vampire Movies using some "Martial Arts Teacher" turn "actor" type of movies. I am also so tired of the guy knowing some form of fighting technique and then able to fight his way through a somewhat boring Movie. I forced myself to watch it and one of the main reasons were that the Lead Actress is quite Pretty (Ha-Ha) Well I hope this helped a bit and if you have time and want to give your Brain a rest Watch it!!! Well hopefully one day this type of movies will not be released but then hey where will all the Low Budget actors go :-)
The movie also contains many Bloops but that I will leave to you to find because it adds quite a bit of fun while watching and also if you a bit of a perfectionist it will bother you ;-) Cheers!!