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Madame Web (2024)
How is this even possible
Who gets the writers of Morbious one of the biggest flops and worst written movies of all time to make a movie on a character that noone cares about? This movie won't even make $100m at the box office world wide. It was so badly written my 7yr old thought kids wrote it. The acting was unbearable. A blind deaf mute could edit better than these editors. I just don't understand how anyone could watch this go yeah we did good lets release this we are on a clear winner. Stop pushing agendas and just go back to good story telling. Aliens, Hunger Games, Tomb Raider all great stories with female leads. Difference is there is no agenda. Just awesome stories and great acting that makes them timeless. At this rate Hollywood is dead.
The Marvels (2023)
No
Just no. Seriously how was this made? Who sat there and said yeah this is good let's release it. Everything about this movie screams NO. The CGI looks worse than if a youtuber did it in their basement. The writing is more cringe than if a 3 yr old wrote it. Black girl power..wow just wow...whoever wrote this has no idea how to make strong female leads..look at Aliens, Tomb Raider, Scream.. all incredibly strong female leads with actual character building not just focus on their skin and think that amkes them strong...the whole thing was pathetic and its time to end this garbage. It's offensive that they think people or so dumb and fickle that they would even consider making this. The audacity is mind boggling. The audience deserves better.
Crime Scene: The Times Square Killer (2021)
Another Netflix rubbish story
As usual incorrect facts. More time focused on trying to make us feel sorry for prostitution rather than on the crimes. When they finally mention a crime it was wrong and agenda driven. Just absolute rubbish as usual from Netflix.
Would I Lie to You? (2007)
Seriously amazing show
Hilarious good old Fashion fun.absolutely love this show. Rob, David and Lee bounce off each other perfectly. Its no wonder the show has been running as long as it has. Simply brilliant.
Luca (2021)
Love this movie
My son is obsessed with this movie. Great movie lots of family fun. Looking forward to the second one.
Two Hands (1999)
What. A. Film
Classic Aussie film. RIP to the great Heath Ledger.
Moneyball (2011)
Seriously does it get any better?
The acting, the writing, the point. Everything about this movie is perfect. This movie is why we live. It makes us think.
The Mist (2017)
Absolute garbage
Absolutely embarrassing. Pathetic garbage. Awful camera work. Acting is worse than a yr 6 play. Storyline is a joke. Just woeful
Extraction (2020)
Good film but...first rule of film making..never kill kids
Killing kids to show toughness is not how to make films. Otherwise great film and nice to see Chris show some acting skills
Birds of Prey and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn (2020)
Waste of time
Margot deserves better than this rubbish film. Great actress but this movie is beyond woeful. Story, writing, editing just bad bad bad
The Predator (2018)
Worst. Movie. Ever.
Shane Black should be jailed for this offensive garbage.
The Silence (2019)
Absolute garbage
Blatant rip off of quiet place, aliens, birdbox but nowhere near as good. Bad acting. Bad screenplay. Pointless scenes that go nowhere. Boring as hell. Absolutely garbage. Cant believe Stanley would be in such a bad film
We Are Marshall (2006)
What a film
This film is a classic. Great acting,writing, screenplay. Everytbing about it is amazing
Bohemian Rhapsody (2018)
Holy hell
Absolutely brilliant. Rami deserves an oscar. Every bit of it was amazing
Signs (2002)
What a film
I love this movie. Yes the last 5mins suck but the rest of it is amazing
Peter Pan (1976)
Amazing memories
I grew up with this movie. Some of the happiest times I remember on hols at my grandparents after a fay at the beach and watch this before bed. A wonderful adaptation of a wonderful story
Mortal Kombat (1995)
Timeless classic
Grew up with this movie. Still as good now as it was back then.
Need for Speed (2014)
I loved it
I love this movie. Everything about it was awesome
The 'Burbs (1989)
Amazing classic
This movie is an underrated gem. Grew up with it and it will forever be a favourite.