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Rebel Moon - Part One: A Child of Fire (2023)
Rebel Moon: A Disappointment Wrapped in Slow-Mo
Rebel Moon: A Disappointment Wrapped in Slow-Mo
I dove into Rebel Moon with high hopes, but unfortunately, it fell short on nearly every front. The biggest letdown was the dialogue. It felt like someone skimmed a thesaurus of generic action movie phrases and strung them together with minimal effort. Imagine a ten-year-old tasked with writing a cool movie script - that's the vibe I got.
Then there's the runtime. Two hours should be enough to tell a compelling story, but Rebel Moon felt stretched thin. Large chunks of the film were filler, dragging the pace and leaving me checking my watch. It felt like they were desperately trying to justify the hefty budget.
Now, let's talk about the action. It was, in a word, atrocious. The choreography was clunky and lacked any real impact. The lead actress, bless her heart, clearly wasn't comfortable with the fight sequences. The solution? Slow-motion everything! Every punch, every kick, every dodge was stretched and distorted, turning potentially exciting moments into snooze-fests. It felt like a desperate attempt to mask the lack of skill and choreography.
John Wick, for example, sets the gold standard for action films. Keanu Reeves' dedication to mastering fight choreography shines through in every scene. There's a rawness and intensity to the action that Rebel Moon simply couldn't capture. Here, it felt like they were relying on slow-motion to create a sense of coolness that just wasn't there.
The film also stumbled with its attempts at character development. We're supposed to believe that a few generic motivational lines can completely change someone's life path and inspire them to join a rebellion. It felt unearned and lazy. Where was the emotional depth? Where were the moments that made us truly care about these characters and their fight?
Rebel Moon had the potential to be an epic sci-fi adventure. It had a decent premise, some cool visuals, and a talented cast (who deserved better material). But in the end, it was a shallow spectacle with forgettable characters, nonsensical dialogue, and action sequences that felt more like parodies than genuine thrills.
If you're looking for a sci-fi film that delivers on all fronts, you'll want to steer clear of Rebel Moon.
The Grand Tour: The Grand Tour: Sand Job (2022)
Just simply wonderful .
These three are the only reason i subscribed to amazon prime . I find them funny , entertaining and just simply wonderful . I can just sit on my couch after a tough day , switch off and mindlessly enjoy these three getting on a car and go through the desert or the sea or .... They are simply wonderful. I wish we just had more of them , i hope they live long and prosper to continue making these . I wnjoy clarkson farm but grandtour is just different. I am looking forward to the next episode . I hope they do more adventures like this. Ok i am done writing why is the minimum review requirement so long .
Riverdale: Chapter Ninety-Four: Next to Normal (2021)
The lowest rating episodes are musicals
Nobody likes musicals. The story get lost and episodes get boring. And above all that you don't turn a tragedy to highschool level musical.
Ginny & Georgia (2021)
Loved the show, hated ginny!! She is either a good actress or very bad one
The show has a very cohesive story line and it is not boring at all , every thing happens just the right time and the story let you believe in georgia potential and talent . She is a great at handling crisis and she is inspiring as a single mom . I love the fact that no matter how intense it gets she can handle it and keep it together .
But the it comes to ginny, a whiney little teenager, clueless with horrible decision making responsibility . The fact is she is so annoying that you can easily hate her and stop watching next episode! She is irrational . But that is not because she is a bad actress , it is simply because she is great at acting like little annoying whiny kid!!!
But i hope they tone this down ! It is truly annoying!! And i hope in the next season georgia still be the cool mom that can handle anything very easy and mysteriously without breaking !! I love the fact that i can trust her as an audience , i trust that she can handle every thing smoothly and smartly.
Animals on the Loose: A You vs. Wild Movie (2021)
Entertaining
Bear Grylls keeps things interesting and i love this type of shows that give me choices. And in general I don't expect every thing to be absolutely real. I just expect to be entertained.
Best Leftovers Ever! (2020)
Great idea , but done very badly , and here is why!
1.Initially i thought i may get some usefull ideas from this show and enjoy watching the challenge. But the leftovers were sometimes unrealistic or there were many ingredients used that were not included in left overs.
2.they tried so hard to make it fun and exciting that ruined the show, its too fast , you don't exactly see what they are doing, what you see the most is cringy failed try from hosts to be funny.
3. The most annoying part for me was the back ground music , it was absolutely horrible , its loud and doesn't fit the show. The music should be at the back ground it shouldn't over power everything.
4. The section that gas every day kitchen ingredients is very unreallistic unless you live in a house owned by a master chef, i mean there are les spices in our local market than this shows kitchen .
5.this show is just forced , what i mean is ,with such good ideas they could make great content and they haven't done badly in terms of content but they pushed it do hard that it lost all joy . The challenges are ruined by fake excitement.
6. 35 minuts cooking show shouldn't include 2 challenges . This way the cooking show turns from food and cooking to people talking , 35 minutes its too short. And most of this time is occupied by these people talking so when it comes to food, they just show a very fast view of tge food and tasting .
To sum up , this show has a good idea behind it ,but its ruind by the music and hosts.
Riverdale: Chapter Seventy-Four: Wicked Little Town (2020)
I hate musicals in tv series
I find musicals awful to watch and throw me of the story , and find myself skipping all parts and missing the story . Unfortunately this has become common and i have never seen audience liking it.
The I-Land (2019)
I can't say a single positive point about this tv series
For these reason this is a waste of time
1.terrible script
2.embarrassing bad acting
3.horrible back ground sound
4. Worst cinematography
5. Most pointless dialogues
6. Childish character making with no sense
7.story doesn't add up
8. 10 episodes of absolute crap
The Detail (2018)
Truely great
I like how they maid each character expectacularly different and interesting with a wonderful back history. It has a dark story but at the same time funny sometimes. Well played thank you
The Girl on the Train (2016)
Not as good as novel at all.
I have several problem withthe story
I just dont understand why should she be involved in the murder their life wasnt her business. How is it that when ever she pass by train she always see them out or in contact. It kinda doesnt make sense to me even in novel i disnt like the second hundred page and then the story was on track again.
And by the way the novel was way better than the movie it couldnt picture the story well and it put 400 page in about 2 hour movie. In story rachel is fatt or not beautiful. In the story things are a lot more sensable
Retina (2017)
Not the worst ive seen but it was really bad.
Nice idea behind the story. But it continues very boring without any excitement. Really bad . Waste of time . I hated it .
Killing Eve (2018)
Different movie, inovative.lovely characters
I absolutely love the charecters and there personality specially the killer, she is different inovative and her methods are exciting. I love the detective since she can shows her emotion without any word just on face expression. Ofcourse the story of film is expectacular
Slave Tears of Rome: Part One (2011)
Unique video
I liked it very much . Very beatiful actress very nice acting and nice romance .
Knight Squad (2018)
Its for children and its fun
It dosent need to be theatrical, it is just a fun series for children and its delightful. Althogh it could be much more better.
Britannia (2017)
I loved it
I watched the full season it was misterious and perfect . The characters are great and story is fantastic. I hope that the next season come soon.