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Stalked in the Corn (2004)
Wow! Really sexy!
I'm not sure if this is a short, at trailer, a horror movie, or soft core porn. But, I like it. The acting isn't very good, but clearly the actors are not professional. I think they were going for a Evil Dead, Children of the Corn kinda thing here. I'm not sure what the "creature" is, but it looked pretty cool. The scene where the vines wrap around the girl are also pretty sweet.
It looks really good, like Terrence Malik decided to direct a slasher film. The only shortcoming is the horror at the end of it wasn't very gory. But, oh, that sex scene. Man, that chick was hot. Put a serious rocket in my pocket.
Thexus: The Last Man (1998)
A Weird Little Movie
I watched this on the Knightime Pictures website. What a weird little movie. It's kinda good, but kinda not. It's a silent movie, but not really. It's got some good jokes and the only spoken word, besides narration and a talking lizard, is the F-word. The production value is crap. I think it was shot on a home camcorder. But the idea is interesting. A young man goes on a quest for a magical idol. The only part of the movie that I did not like at all is the final fight between Thexus and Veldar. It's just two guys clanking their bats together while Black Sabbath plays in the background. Then, a special effect ending where the villain blows up. All very weird.
It's worth checking out. Kinda fun. Not great. But fun. I think that's all it was meant to be.