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Hell House LLC III: Lake of Fire (2019)
Lazy, dumb, unnecessary...
Got into watching all 3 sequels of Hell House. First one was interesting, so I continued, but now I'm sorry... There were 2 sequels too many, and three hours of my life are completely wasted expecting something new and interesting. Rarely movie makes me feel so mad that I do a review, and I'm doing it only to warn people not to waste their time.
Everything degraded over time.. Acting, directing, atmosphere. Completely unsuccessful try-hard attempt of getting that first Hell House spark of horror.
Actors are completely unconvincing, I could go to the street and randomly pick 10 people who would act and behave more believable than this group. Plot is nonexistent, too many "Omg, what's that in the background... " moments... And the "massacre" scene is downright laughable. Just oversaturation of low quality work in every way possible.
Seeing people give this PoC 10 stars, got me thinking that you have to had head trauma to do that, but mostly those were accounts that reviewed and rated this movie alone, so that says enough.
Let's just hope that these people, especially the director, don't have access to camera ever again.
Hell House LLC II: The Abaddon Hotel (2018)
Lazy, dumb, unnecessary...
Got into watching all 3 sequels of Hell House. First one was interesting, so I continued, but now I'm sorry... There were 2 sequels too many, and three hours of my life are completely wasted expecting something new and interesting.
Everything degraded over time.. Acting, directing, atmosphere. Completely unsuccessful try-hard attempt of getting that first part spark of horror.
Actors are completely unconvincing, I could go to the street and randomly pick 10 people who would act and behave more believable than this group. Plot is nonexistent, too many "Omg, what's that in the background... " moments... And the "massacre" scene is downright laughable. Just oversaturation of low quality work in every way possible.
Let's just hope that these people, especially the director, dont have access to camera ever again.
Ghost House (2017)
Amateur night
20 min into the movie and I was hoping ghosts kill everyone involved with this project, starting with producers, writers and director. I don't know what species they belong to, because the behavior that they are trying to describe trough characters is far from normal human behavior. Not even sure is it flawed acting or bad writing, but their actions and interactions just do not seem natural nor human.
Poor acting all around, especially from Russell Geoffrey Banks, who sounds like he was prompted for every single syllable he said during the movie. Hard to keep a blind eye to so much lapses, even harder to swallow such degree of amateurism. Don't even bother.