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Brütal Legend (2009 Video Game)
5/10
Nothing special, except the music of course
17 January 2024
I really don't understand what's good about this game besides the music, there are a couple of cool cutscenes, but in terms of gameplay it's a pretty primitive game, it's very similar to Kick-Ass 2 (2014), but for some reason it was poorly received, maybe it's all about the soundtrack in Brutal Legend is simply incredible.

It's also nice, of course, to see famous metal musicians dubbing. The game will appeal to those who love the tower defense mode in Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne (2003), because this is the gameplay of half the game. The second half is just battles with a huge number of opponents, the variety of which is not particularly diverse.
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Life as We Know It: Pilot Junior (2004)
Season 1, Episode 2
7/10
Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy
21 January 2023
[tt=0882614] the famous episode of South Park was apparently inspired by this series (probably not), because it is the dream of every schoolchild to get to know a young teacher as close as possible. Unfortunately, the topic is not covered as widely as in South Park, but for now, it will look further perspective. In general, a rather controversial topic, women or effeminate men will say that it will not do without double standards, because if you change the teacher and the student, that is, if the teacher was a man and the student is a woman, then it looked much worse, to which I can say yes This is true. And nothing can be done about such two-faced people, including myself.
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7/10
Visible growth
26 December 2022
Warning: Spoilers
Horror of the Bitsevskiy park is currently the best film I have watched directed by Sergei A. Most likely this is due to the fact that the actors themselves took part in the creation of this film, which we can see in additional materials. The plot itself is uncomplicated, typical horror - teenagers are going to get drunk and they are killed by a maniac. Although it is a rather unusual move that the maniac is known to us from the very beginning.

The acting is even good, in some moments, of course, it's not very good, especially when the witness reads from the monitor screen, but overall it's normal.
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Tales from the Crypt: House of Horror (1993)
Season 5, Episode 7
7/10
Animal House
18 December 2022
The episode is a typical American college comedy with fraternity girls and freshmen.

Of course, watching young guys in shorts wash the floor and lick the shoes of other guys will excite any normal person in every sense of the word. There is almost no horror in this episode, which is not surprising since Bob Gale is the screenwriter of the famous Back to the Future trilogy, which is a good comedy. It is noticeable that the horror element was added only because it is like a horror series, although in fact it is not.

Like any episode of Tales from the Crypt, it ends at the most interesting, it would be interesting to see what the situation would have evolved into in the end.
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Blue Mountain State (2010–2011)
8/10
More than comedy
16 November 2022
This is far from a titty fart comedy stretching over 3 seasons, as it might seem at first. This is a unique comedy series that tells about genuine male friendship. The series shows that all these rude jokes, bullying, are just jokes and they are ready to literally do anything for the sake of friendship and their team. And the series will show you this, believe me.

Since a significant part of the series is occupied by American football. The series raises the topic of corruption in American education, unlike ordinary students, athletes do not need to go to classes, take exams, they only need to focus on the game and bring money to the university. Although some people get around this just sitting on the bench. But in the series, they also convince them, with the support of the team, they can show themselves on the field and support at a difficult moment.

Which is natural for almost all series with each season it gets worse. But the first season is simply incomparable - it's savagery, black humor, absurdity that can compete with the most black comedies; the second good one looks confident, the third one is already a good one, it rests only on the fact that the previous 2 were not bad. And about the full-length sequel "Blue Mountain State: Thadland Rising" released in 2016, I generally keep quiet, 1 time no more.
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6/10
I have a question!
3 September 2022
Warning: Spoilers
When Onizuka is carrying Fuyutsuki, why is she barefoot? He did not take the shoes and gave them to Nakamata to be torn to pieces? My fantasy about this has run wild. I want an answer to my question!

And what is the limitation that now you need at least 500 characters to write a review? What should I do if I am stupid and I only have enough for some fetish reviews? In general, it is difficult to write reviews for one series. It seems you can finish already enough characters.

Damn, 20 characters weren't enough, that's the norm.

Damn, I'm blind, it turns out you need 600 characters, why did they choose this number? Now that's all for sure!
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My Name Is Earl: Stole Beer from a Golfer (2005)
Season 1, Episode 7
10/10
Where is my age again?
17 June 2022
Warning: Spoilers
Revisiting this series in 2022, I am amazed at how much humor is censored now. In this episode, at one point, the burning of the cross and the swastika is played out. Is this possible now? Now people have become gentle, they want as much tolerance and racial diversity as possible in films, although we have to admit this spoils everything.
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Dark Horse (2011)
6/10
One of us
13 March 2022
I don't know why the film has such low ratings, because this is a typical representative of 4chan, although I still understood that the inhabitants of 4chan do not have a drop of his self-confidence. Learn while he's alive!
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Public Disgrace (2008– )
8/10
The best of its kind.
25 January 2022
The best public BDSM porn series is a must watch! The videos that were filmed at rock concerts are very amusing, in total there were about 3 such videos. In addition, the actions of the series take place in different parts of the planet USA, Spain and even Russia (1 series, at least the one I saw). I have not seen anything like it. It is a pity that new series have not been released since 2018, and the divine Princess Donna left the project. I hope that the creators and participants of the series are doing well.
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8/10
Better than the original
11 January 2022
Princess Leia performed by Allie Haze is simply incomparable, the game was very deep and penetrating.

The costumes are on a high level, but the chromakey sucks, although of course I didn't expect more.
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Dancing Bear: Lady's Night Blow Out (2009)
Season Unknown, Episode Unknown
9/10
Real star
30 June 2020
Cassandra Sarbeck takes out the entire episode with his working mouth. Another redhead was doing her job very well. In general, it's good, but I'm upset that at the beginning of this "series" it wasn't customary to penetrate them in public, because it's always nice to see when a random girl from the crowd holds her hair.

It is also sad that Cassandra did not take part further on the set. Although maybe it's good, maybe after this video her life has changed for the better, she realized a lot or not, but in any case I want to hope that everything is fine with her.
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Shameless: Do Right, Vote White! (2018)
Season 9, Episode 4
6/10
I do not believe
7 February 2019
Warning: Spoilers
Something does not touch me at the end of the series, but rather infuriates. Could more abruptly throw out the character from the series.
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7/10
Do you do something forbidden? Break the law? Out of the hands?
14 January 2019
Warning: Spoilers
English comedy with American humor. Therefore, lovers of jokes "below the belt" must be viewed.

The film tells about the pirate "Radio Rock" located on the ship. The hosts on this ship are constantly being tainted, and this is one of the reasons why it makes the government angry. The government cannot do anything about it, since they do not violate any laws. When a new employee joins them, he discovers that the pirate stations live only on advertising money, then they make a decision - placing advertising on pirate ships is illegal. Income drops sharply and the radio decides to hire the new-old employee Gavin Kavan one of the most famous radio presenters. The problem with the government is that advertisers are now appearing from other countries. Then one of the government officials was instructed to find a loophole in the legislation; 2 weeks passed and the loophole was not found. But they managed to find a message about the distress signal from the fishing boat, the signal was not heard due to Radio Rock, it worked on the waves of their transmitter. Also found a way to get to the ship to conduct an inspection.

200 radio winners will be invited to their ship. By some miracle, a member of the government is on deck and after inspecting the ship he realizes that he is in disrepair if he moves from his place for a long time is not enough. After that, they decide to blacken the names of radio broadcasters in the press, and then completely outlaw pirate radio, as they threaten the lives of anglers. In cases of violation of the law, all presenters will be arrested. 93% of Britons are against this law. But still, at a meeting of the House of Commons, they decide to close the pirate radio stations.

Radio decides to close, because they are no longer in the law. This news hit all fans. The count says he is not going to stop, because he is American and as he says British laws do not act on him, and he will broadcast music 24 hours a day until he dies. Gavin Kavana says: "Don't you think that the listeners will be bored by your monotonous mumbling?" All other radio presenters also said they inserted their word. So they decided not to close. They began to utter the last words to their listeners and the government and silence ... Suddenly, a scream from the radio was heard: "I was joking!". Naturally, the government did not like it very much and they began to storm the ship, but they pretended to be a fishing vessel and they did it. But as mentioned earlier, the ship was in emergency condition and it began to sink. They inform the listeners of this sad news, as well as communicate their coordinates and everyone starts feeling sad again. The government refuses to save them. Earl said goodbye to all the fans, and this time already seriously. More than half of the ship was already flooded, everyone began to run to the deck, only the count remained in the ship. It would seem that everything, but from where not to take the boats with the fans come up and save the radio presenters, all except the Count. There is silence ... And after a while he emerges from the water. All shouted: "Rock and roll won!". The film ends and we are told that they have achieved what they wanted: "At the moment, there were 299 radio stations in the United Kingdom that play pop and rock music all day and all night."

One of the dramatic and favorite moments when the main character, Karl, is given a date for his birthday. He likes the girl at first sight and the main characters go to stasis to search for a condom, having found a condom they sincerely speak under a bottle of wine. Dave, one of the radio presenters, interrupts their conversation abruptly. It turns out that the girl is a fan of Dave. Dave recognizing this kisses her hand and turning to the main character says: "Now it's clear why you needed a condom." The girl says: "What did he say now?" Karl is trying to justify himself by saying that he did not hear anything, but the girl says: "In my opinion he said": "Why did you need a condom?". Then the girl began to say: "Do you think I am so affordable?". Karl immediately started making excuses and threw the condom overboard. He began to apologize and say that he loved her very much and would even marry. After these words, she immediately wanted carnal pleasures. He told the girl to wait a minute and went in search of the second condom, he received it from Gavin and in addition a couple of tips. After a sweet conversation with Gavin, he rushed headlong to the girl, but when he came to her place he did not find her, he glanced into his room - empty. After a moment, he heard female laughter in Dave's room, rushed into the room and found the same girl with Dave. Karl became very sad and sad, he sat on a red sofa when suddenly Harold approached him, put cocoa near him and said: "Keep it to warm you." John Mayford brought chocolates, but Karl did not touch either cocoa or chocolates. Then Harold and John Mayford hooked up to him, and they themselves began to eat chocolates and drink cocoa, dunk chocolates in cocoa. Karl does not stand up and also takes a chocolate bar, eats and drinks cocoa, and dunks it in cocoa. After that, they all have smiles on their faces and it seems that Karl is already easier.
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Lolita (1962)
6/10
Romance in Kubrikov style
3 January 2019
Disgusting film telling us about the professor's love for the little girl. Young nymphets for a long time cause in the adult man a mixed scale of feelings and desires, in which he is afraid to admit to himself. An abomination in one word!

I do not understand what Stanley Kubrick attracted in this book? What could make him film it? Although we must pay tribute to Kubrick, that he did not show showed a single love scene, throughout the film we will not see a single kiss. But then another question appears, why does she need it? Throughout the film, we see how hard it is to use poor Humbert, and he gets nothing in return.

From this film, we understand that all women are mercenary and evil!

The film, like the book for perverts, and no one in the world will convince me that passion for women is normal.
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My Name Is Earl (2005–2009)
10/10
I am grateful for this creation!
2 January 2019
I decided to write this review, because I believe that the series is greatly underestimated, it has everything you need for a comedy series: the former negative main character, who reincarnates into a positive, younger brother of a low mind, former wife, untold good luck and failures, friends from a black past.

Always when Earl gets into different situations, fulfilling an item from the list, it looks funny how he tries to cajole people who have suffered damage from him. Some he helps materially, some morally, some helps to find himself, some even helps to realize his old dream. The main thing is that the characters that Earl helped did not forget, almost every character remains in the series to the end, they all become Earl's friends and help him in every way. And in fact, when you watch the show, you feel friendship. There are many sad situations in which he will always be supported.

Now let's talk about the actors themselves and all such other things, I want to say that all the actors are perfectly matched as far as possible, the film sets are also perfectly matched, each actor seems to play himself. Also, the series was visited by many famous actors as guest stars. I do not know about you, but I fell in love with this series for the good and sincere atmosphere. Of course it's a pity that he ended up at such an intriguing moment, but I didn't like this any less.

That was my eulogy!

PS

Thanks to this series, I learned about Jason Lee, I strongly loved his work and sincere thanks for the directors, scriptwriters, producers, cameramen, composers, video monitors and artists.

10 out of 10
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