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Snakes on a Train (2006 Video)
7/10
brilliant!
7 September 2006
Let's get one thing straight, this gets an 7 out of 10 not on a normal scale, but out of the bad movie scale. this is the kind of movie you rent on purpose, where you intentionally walk in knowing that it is a horrendous knockoff and shun'd by everyone else.

I went in with one promise from the movie, that there will be snakes on a train, and it Delivers!

The gore itself is really good, and the characters have awesome roles. Come on, it has everything from stoned train pilots to teenage girls trafficking drugs, even a Electrical Engineer getting his pimp on! You get to see some topless nudity, explosions, snakes, gore, and a Mexican main lead running around curing his girlfriend by hitting his crack pipe and blowing the smoke in her face!! As I mentioned and many others have, the movie pacing is a bit off, but respectable nonetheless.

Movies like this keep our group tradition of banding together and all chipping in a buck or two to watch masterpieces such as this. There can be no better time spent then coming together to enjoy a good bad movie.

It could learn a thing or two from the likes of other such fine flicks as Alien Lock-down or Boa vs Python, but those are some big shoes to fill.

A solid 7 out of 10.
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Accepted (2006)
7/10
promises comedy and it delivers exactly that
31 August 2006
This movie doesn't pretend to be bigger or better then it is. Its a summer comedy and it does a hell of a job living up to it.

Well casted and even at times great performances, the jokes and comedy style had excellent delivery. Obviously tailored to a younger generation as with most summer comedies, this is the kind of movie you go see to cure a downer day at the office and the like.

Thankfully as can't be said by most movie trailers these days, but most of the bigger jokes and punchlines weren't given away in the previews.

By no means an Oscar winning show but there are thousands of movies out there worth watching that haven't won awards. Come in knowing what it is and leave satisfied.
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