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Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle (2017)
Hang it up Anthony
The blue wiggle isn't even singing in the recent eps! There's some kinda Milli Vanilli thing going on. The sing barbers are terrible to listen to and the constant bag pipes and Irish dancing are too much.... and I'm Irish! Hang it up Anthony, I'm tired of seeing your feet.
6 Underground (2019)
More nausea inducing garbage from Bay
We watched 15 minutes and bounced. Dialogue is horrible, the cuts could cause seizures and the lense flare would make JJ Abrams jealous. Don't bother with this one unless you're using it to torture captives and even that may violate the Geneva Convention.
The Mandalorian (2019)
Lone wolf and cub
I dig the vibe. Maybe Mando and the wee one will adventure together like Ahsoka and the Huttlet in CW or Lone Wolf and Cub style. Neato!
Another Life (2019)
Save Katee
Holy man, please, someone, find Katee a decent project. She proved her chops during BSG and has been in hot garbage ever since. Fire your agent lady!
Revenge Body with Khloé Kardashian (2017)
Stop supporting this family!
No. No no no. Weight loss and dietary change should be for yourself, not the for the approval of other people! This show is disrespectful to those that struggle to control weight without the aid of costly personal trainers and chefs. Garbage tv for garbage people.
The Unauthorized Bash Brothers Experience (2019)
One trick ponies ride again.
The lonely island guys are back. Or did they ever leave? No? Well maybe they should have. Parody songs are great, if you're 11-14 years old. This whole thing was played out while they were still airing on SNL. There is no re-watch-ibility here. Referencing 30 year old sports incidents when your audience is 10 years younger than that and couldn't throw a ball if you promised them all the moustache wax in the world seems like a swing and a miss (see what I did there?). Comparing this to Popstar is a legit thing tho, both of the productions proving it's who you know in Hollywood, not the strength of the feature, that gets things made. For shame Samberg.
Late Night (2019)
Keep Kaling off screen.
Mindy Kaling may write funny but that should be the extent of her duties in Hollywood. Her voice, expressions and over all acting are horrendous. Besides that, an okay script not far removed from any work place film, stealing (borrowing) heavily from its predecessors.
Paradise PD (2018)
Mindless
In a time with great and witty humour how does a show like this even get produced? It's upsetting that there's enough people who find amusement in a guy getting his balls shot off, coke snorting talking dogs (who get high af and have orgies with strap ons) and ridiculous stereotypes of old people and monorities for a show like P.P.D. To be made. For those low brow loving viewers who enjoy Family Guy, which, until I saw PPD, I thought was the worse show on tv. I'm dumber for having watched an episode.