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The Flash (2023)
One the best movies of this year so far.
After all the delays and drama at WB the Flash finally drops in theatres I knew Andy Mussetti was a talented director but I never thought he'd be this good .This movie is a blast from beginning to end. Great acting , great characters and action, emotional story but also really funny and engaging. The cameos will have you geeking out and the arcs of our heroes are incredible. I hate to say it as a huge Michael Keaton and Ben Affleck Batman fan but Ezra Miller steals the show he plays 2 characters that contrasts each other so much I forgot it's the same person. Anyway the movie would be perfect but some of cgi looks wonky but it's a minor gripe.
X (2022)
Overrrated Xplotation Flick
Good acting some nice kills ,sex, boobs and nothing more. Don't see how this has a RT score of 96 it's quite long and boring .I was waiting for something big to happen nothing really just alot of blasphamy and jump scares nothing really memorable.
Threads (1984)
HOLY S--T WTF did I just watch
I didn't know anything about this movie before hand just thought the cover looked really cool with the bandaged cop. I was expecting a cop or soldier gone crazy typa movie .So I sit and watch this movie about a loving british couple and their families. Its kinda enjoyable but in the background there is a war brewing and the longer the film goes the more unsettling it becomes until KABOOM WW3 and Total Nuclear war. That's when this movie just becomes pure Nightmare Fuel .It's like a horrific car crash that you just can't look away from. For a movie made in 1984 it has aged really well in the nowties (2022) when Russia has invaded Ukraine and is threatening everyone with nuke missiles this movie is really hitting close to home.
Everyone on Earth should see this movie
Slava Ukraine.
The Matrix (1999)
Perfect film
Had to rewatch this to get the stink of the Matrix Resurrection off me. This ones a classic great dialog,great cgi,fight choreograph,acting,compelling themes and villains, innovative camera shots and mind bending phycology.
The sequels are mediocre but still has a little something for every one but
avoid Resurrections at all cost.
The Matrix Resurrections (2021)
Quick cash grab for Keanu and friends
I can't believe what I just watched. The og Matrix was groundbreaking in action,cg and philosophies .A thought provoking mind bending action packed film with memorable characters we remember and still quote to this day .The sequels were just unnecessary but are decent action movies. Which brings us to Ressurection a shembles of a film that turns Neo and Trinity into the stupidest boring characters. The brilliant Laurence Fishburn who brought gravitas to the og trilogy is only seen in flashbacks (scenes from way better movies) but theres a hip new Morpheus who makes jokes every 2 minutes. There is a new agent Smith too that is now a hipster cracking bad jokes. The plot makes no sense the action is all shaky cam and the less said about he cgi the better. I still dont get how a movie that came out in 1999 on a 60 million budget has better cgi ,fighting cheorgraph ,costumes,backgrounds ,cinematography and music then a movie made in 2021 with a 200 million budget just mind blowing .Wow bravo Warner Bros you've done it again.
Ghostbusters (2016)
The Batman & Robin (1997) of the Ghostbusters franchise
I compared it to B&R because this movie fails on every level .This movie lacks every element that makes a good movie. The Characters are ugly to look at their personalities are so annoying,the villain is one dimensional,the story line is cut and paste and somethings make no sense,the special effects look cheap,the editing is inconsistent and the music is just Urrrgh Fallout Boy please.
It feels like the script was wrote over the weekend and a few days later they shot it. Melissa and Lesley were told to scream all their dialog and the other 2 were told just to act quirky and crazy no real thought put into them. The writers write BIG WORDS for them so they can sound smart but it just doesnt mesh at All. The OG GB are redused to pointless cameos where they get dissed and that's it for them.
What makes this movie worst is the scooby doo movie tone and the Man Hating Hollywood we get your point Men Bad Woman Good now please stop.
On a last note I give the movie 2 stars the 1 star is for Chris Hemsworth who made me laugh even tho theres no way someone could be that stupid and is still alive. The other star is for the new ghost buster weapons and that's it .
F9 (2021)
Barely a Movie
I'v loved the 1st ,3rd and 5th movie as decent action packed movies 6 and 7 I loved because of he ridiculousness but it was at least a little ground.
I was very disappointing 8 since it felt like the series was starting to parody itself and jumping the shark too many times,If I only knew that F9 would jump the shark,the Whale and Kraken.
There's hardly anything realistic in this movie. Vin Diesel never gets hurt,He's Sweater remains white,Charlene Therons hair,Michell Rodrigrez hair cut,Dumb as rocks Bad Guys. Cars driving in space,Magic Magnets,Annoying British sidekick,Lack of Physics,Sensless plot,Bad acting,atrocious dialog,plot threads that goes nowhere its clear that this franchise has gone off the rails.
Second worst movie of the year right behind Space Jam 2.
The Suicide Squad (2021)
Hatters gone Hate it's kinda like their thing.
Seeing some of these fools giving this movie a low rating coz their MCU fanboys or Zack Snyders cultist is really funny,coz their robbing themselves of seeing and enjoying something fresh and unique,funny ,action packed and heart warming.
This is one thee greatest CMB movies,But some have rated it without even watching it or watching it with hate goggles just relax and enjoy.
Space Jam: A New Legacy (2021)
A Lebron James and Warner Bros Vanity Project
Where to start with this dumpster fire. I haven't even finished watching it I tried in 4 sittings its just to terrible to even finish.
Black Widow (2021)
WTF did I just watch
One of thee most worst MCU movies .I may have given this movie a higher score if it came out 7 years ago but now it just feels purposeless. Lets count the top ten sins of this movie
1. The movie starts of with a young Natie and her family but for some reason a little boy is playing a Young Natie. WHY?
2. Nat's car is shot with a bazooka but she's fine,Then She gets beaten up by Task Master but she's fine then she gets kicked of a bridge but she's fine WHY?
3. Natie fights her Sister Yelena brutally but WHY?
4. Natie falls of a 4 story building but she's just fine WHY? Kinda makes you think why she didnt survive the fall in EndGame.
5. A long car chase ensues where Nat and Yelena is involved in a brutal motorcycle accident but both are just fine.
6. They then get into a horrific car accident but their just fine minor scratches. So by this time im convinced they are both Super Humans.
7. All men in this movie is either evil or really stupid and gets put down the hole time.
8. The villain is basically Harvey Weinstein and the cant hurt because he smells to good .WHAT?
9. The Fake Russian accents at the Dinner Table Scene is so cringy.
10. Taskmaster is totally waisted just like The Mandarin in Iron Man 3
Bonus 11. Every serious or sad moment is undercut by a stupid joke
Overall the second worst MCU movie just ahead of Captain Marvel.
Tourist Trap (1979)
A little Hidden Gem
Creepy little movie that keeps you entertained from beginning to end. Lots of twist and turns makes this one kind of a hidden classic it's definitely in the same league as Friday the 13th part 1 and the likes.
Can't believe the low rating.
Godzilla vs. Kong (2021)
Monsters Brawl
After hearing so many reviewers praising this movie I went in expecting to be blown away ...I was not. It's a fun 2 hours but really nothing to write home about infact I'd go as far as saying it's the weakest movie in this current Monster Verse. Both Godzilla and Kong act out of character for the hole movie and there's somethings that's just not explained or makes zero sense. The movie also feels very cartoony compared to the previous movies in this timeline and the humans tho not as annoying as in previous movies are still just there for exposition. Even tho the fights are cool there seems to be no weight to them .
Enjoyable but not great.
Justice League (2017)
Not Canon
Just rewatched the Joss Whedon version after watching The ZSJL and this one looks so much worse now .First I gave it a 6 after seeing it on the big screen and a 5 after I bought and watched the dvd but now just a plain old one for this dumpster fire of a movie.WB should hang there heads in shame even releasing this trash while the Snyder family grieved about their daughter just disgusting
Zack Snyder's Justice League (2021)
Snyder's Magnus Opus
I really like Man Of Steel loved BVSue but I can still see it's faults but this movie totally blew me away.From the character arcs ,to the action to the motivation of the villains absolutely flawless.Only problems I have are Martian Manhunter is kinda tatch on last minute and Leto Joker is still insufferable but other then that this is the best DCEU movie so far.Warner Bros really botched the release of this movie that could of easly made a billion at the box office
Wonder Woman 1984 (2020)
IN AWE
Saw it with my family yesterday I still can't get over how epic this movie is.Going in I lowered my expectations because I loved the first one so much but WW84 just surpassed every expectation I had .First of when I heard the villians were gonna be Cheetah and Max Lorde I thought they were a down grade from Aries and not really a threat after defeating a god but boy was I wrong.They totally eclipse the last movies villains as they break down Diana physically and emotionally piece by piece to the point you can just feel sorry her and cry with her .Also the action scenes are beyond epic and are probably some of the best set pieces in comic book history.A Beautyfully crafted film with Themes that is as relevant today as it was in 1984 .My hat goes off to you Patty,Gal and the rest of the cast and crew .Well done
I'm pretty sure marvel fans will jump on sites just to give this film bad ratings coz its not made by Disney/Marvel but if they would really just judge films by how good they are everything wont be either black or white