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Fast & Furious Spy Racers: The Toretto Virus (2021)
I'm furious with this episode, Shashi deserved better
Wait, so they were totally comfortable with letting shashi die? This season sucked.
Front Cover (2015)
Somehow, this media lit hope in me.
I felt so angry watching all the micro-aggressions and outright racism against the main characters by the white cast. I'm teary writing this. Somehow, this media lit hope in me..
Work in Progress (2019)
depressing, over-flawed lead character
Theo Germaine is a warm, refreshing light in this generally depressing title with a ending that leaves you feeling apathetic for the lead character.
Looking (2016)
a tear-jerking redeemer
I admit, i hated patrick murray's character in the tv series - here, he is everything i want to be and more: swooping in private jets, stealing hearts and men.
definitely watching this again!!
Looking (2014)
seething hate for lead character
The main character is so unlikable, was that the goal w the writing? he literally doesn't shut up and keeps messing up. it's disheartening
Looking (2014)
seething hate for lead character
The main character is so unlikable, was that the goal w the writing? he literally doesn't shut up and keeps messing up. it's disheartening
Archive (2020)
ex-machina.. if it had a lackluster set design, more swearing and stock footage of machine parts over a static filter
Just Theo James doing charity work for a lesser known indie film franchise.. it's a solid movie with a decent plot twist. nothing groundbreaking
Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011)
loud and problematic
Sam Witwicky's character is a super obnoxious and loud supporting lead whose one trait is throwing sporadic tantrums over how hard it is being a privileged, white male.
The writers had a field play with the aggressive sexualisation, female objectification and unnecessary homophobic "jokes"
save the dated bigoted scenes, it's an easy, CG effects entertainment find if you can get past the boring dialogue and lackluster screenplay.
2012 (2009)
Trust the reviews, Save your time
... unless you'd love to see large-scale CGI mass destruction that Geostorm wished it served. You can skip the dragging first 30 minutes of the film and the annoying scenes with the obnoxiously stuck-up Anheuser character - also, the many filler scenes. The result is a 200 million budget, 30 minute montage of unsustainable scientific-based apocalyptic events :)
Aquaman (2018)
Boringly Dated - A Conan the Barbarian Revival With Ocean Wallpapers
Who allowed this movie to happen? 💀 It's super corny, super cheesy with all the annoying cliché runs from a 1980 action film. It probably appeals to rednecks if that was their target demographic with this movie.
Insurgent (2015)
steamy, explosive, surreal
This is the steamiest Shailene and Theo get in the trilogy, the only onscreen hetero action I could bear through. The CGI scenes are hella impressive.
Uhm, why are you even here if you haven't watched it (I'd suggest watching this and the first on. we are going to pretend the last one never happened ✨)
Status Update (2018)
omg, i should have skipped this ðŸ˜
Olivia holt's musical number could have saved this... if she wrote it
totally recommend if you want to see heterosexual teens suck face and bash gay characters played by straight 25 year old actors lol
The Standoff (2016)
i'm sorry, this is so bad
Nothing like product placement for volvo's coupe model and a quick check for washed-out child star actors with expired contracts from children show production companies, complete with a script to match the mess lol
Arthur Christmas (2011)
Awful and Overrated
I don't get why it's a highly-rated movie - the animation style is awful and I didn't relate with its screenplay. 'May all your Christmases be white' haha, umm - that seemed borderline specific for a sub-saharan viewer of black ethnicity.
The movie painfully plays out a worn-out Christmas narrative with major character cringe.
Abnormal Attraction (2018)
smh
Y'all didn't just leave fake reviews on here, are you really going to let this slip
Flip It Like Disick (2019)
Annoyingly painful
Obnoxious characters with zero character development.