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Kfc (2016)
1/10
Awful
19 May 2022
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Not a Movie anyone should watch. It is confusing, boring and disgusting. Confusing because the Shots are not in Order, like they got mixed together in a Blender. Boring because it feels like nothing is happening with the Story. And disgusting because of the Corpse Fucking, Beheading, Cannibalism, Murder, Vomiting, Genital Mutilation, and so much more. The entire Movie has English Subtitles that are badly translated from Vietnamese. And for some reason KFC is being shown in the Movie, again and again.

Don't watch. It's bad.
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Tales from the Borderlands (2014 Video Game)
8/10
Epic
3 March 2022
The Story and Actors Voicework and the Humor are excellent, the Gameplay is lacking. Overall i recommend it to everyone who wants a Cinematic Story that just works.
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Despicable Me (2010)
7/10
Neat Watch
12 January 2022
This Movie played while i had Sex for the first Time. No Joke. This will be burned into my Memory what do i do please help!

Anyway i would watch it again.
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Super Mario Bros. 35 (2020 Video Game)
1/10
It was great while it lasted
1 December 2021
The thing is, the Game was only available to play until March 31st 2021. After that, the Game was not playable anymore. It was really fun, i had some good hours with this Game. It's a shame that Nintendo put it down. I hope they bring it back at some point, but let's be real, they won't.
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Mario Calculator (2009 Video Game)
2/10
No
1 December 2021
Kinda neat Calculator for the DSi or the 3DS Line. The thing is, it costs 2$. Every phone has one, for free. It is not worth it. If they give it away for free at some point, get it. Until then, dont spend your 2$ on this.
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Mario Clock (2009 Video Game)
2/10
Kinda useless
1 December 2021
It is a Clock. For 2 Bucks. You can set up 3 Alarms that play either the Star Theme, the Underwater Theme or the Standard Theme. And you can watch the Time.

But, it costs money. Nowadays every phone has a Clock App that offer alot more, and for free.
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Minesweeper (1989 Video Game)
7/10
Cool Minigame
1 December 2021
I gotta admit, i never knew hoe to play this, for years. I would try again and again, just to blow up after a few clicks. It took me until i watched Simpleflips played Minesweeper 64 (a ROM Hack of Super Mario 64) that it clicked in my Head. Since then i have won many Games of Minesweeper, and i still play it every now and then. When you know how to do it, it can be pretty fun.
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Squid Game (2021– )
8/10
Really nice
27 September 2021
Only thing i disliked was the amount of Plot Twists. English Dub was alright.
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Voyeur.com (2000)
2/10
Great Comedy Movie
21 July 2021
If you expect a good movie in any way, go somewhere else. This Movie is Trash, not even the good kind of trash. The End is hilarious tho.
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Banned in America VI (2003 Video)
2/10
Boring
14 July 2021
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The other five Movies got more going on. The 9/11 footage is reused like 3 Times in this Movie, just different Music put over it. Some Animal Sacrifice, some Mummified corpses, some Cows being beheaded, and a Suicide with a nice Slowmo. That is basically it. If you want some Graphic and gruesome stuff watch BIA 1, not this.
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3/10
Some nice Gore
14 July 2021
But the Funny Bits are just not funny at all, but drag on and on for way to long. And we are not here to see how someones Uncle's Pants are lit on Fire and he's just to high to notice it. Everyone who watches this Series is only interested in the brutal and Graphic Violence, and real Body Horror. But even with that this Movie does not suceed as much as the previous entries.
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Sadisticum (2009)
2/10
Boring
11 July 2021
I came across the Movie on a Website that lists all Movies Banned in Germany, and because this was on the List, i thought i give it a watch. In the End, i was very much unimpressed. The Acting was wooden, the Story is bland and almost nonexistent... the guy is just Sadistic and likes to torture People in Front of an Audience. That is it. And even the Torture Scenes, whitch should be the best Scenes, look obviously fake. I believe the Movie is only banned because of the Message. In the End, the Murderer does not get caught, but continues with what he does. They try to pull a Plot Twist at the End, but you can smell that from ten Miles away. If you want to see a Torture Movie that's not that bad, go watch Daddy's Little Girl. But stay away from this. It is bad.
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The Discovery (I) (2017)
2/10
Boring. Nothing Happens.
24 May 2020
Warning: Spoilers
Have Not watched the whole Movie. Because nothing happens in the First Hour, except for One Suicide, Stealing a Corpse, and Talking. Lots and Lots of talking. Characters that are Flat and not interesting. Perfect Movie to Fall asleep actually.
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Parasomnia (2008)
1/10
This Movie does Not make any sense
24 March 2020
This Movie is a Mess, in any form. The Acting is terrible, the Special Effects look like a Student Made them in One day, the Story is Garbage, doesnt make any sense. The Movie is shot with Basic Shots everyone can do, nothing Special at all. 100 Minutes wasted Lifetime that i wont ever get back.
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Run Lola Run (1998)
6/10
Good Movie
1 January 2020
The Story is Interesting, the Camerawork is something new, how the Story is told is outstanding. But the Music is outdated, and can hurt the Experience Quiet a Bit if you dont like Techno. The Acting could be a Bit better too. I will Watch the Movie again tho, some Aspects still Feel Fresh. And i Love that
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6/10
What the Hell is this Movie
22 December 2019
This Movie has Jokes that are more Flat than Earth. Also this Movie does Not Take itself serious in any Way. It is over the Top, filled with stupidity beyond believe, and if you are watching this while Drunk or High with a couple of Friends, it is a Perfect spend Time.
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Avengement (I) (2019)
7/10
Better than i expected
20 October 2019
When i saw this Title in Netflix, i expected it to be a Mindless Action Flick die some Dumb Fun. What i got was a nicely done Revenge Story with some of the best Fighting Scenes i have seen this Year.
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Gamer (2009)
2/10
What a Bunch of Cliche
1 October 2019
So many Cliches, old and Overused Charakter Motives, a Movie that only exists to make Money and is a Good example of an interesting Idea turned into a Bad Action Movie ala Hollywood with so many F0cking Cuts during Action. As a Gamer, i hate this Movie.
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