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Doors (2021)
Why?
The reviews should be read before watching and then you could decide not to watch.
I wish I'd done that. Alas no.
I kept watching with the mistaken view that something may actually be explained. Wrong. Or actually make sense. Wrong. Or perhaps even tie the threads of the movie together. Wrong.
The 1/10 reviews are worth their weight in gold. Anything above a 3 must have been written under aliases belonging to the writer or the director or their mums.
I am wondering how much drugs you need to take to make a movie like this. And I pray those drugs are outlawed, and soon.
Do not watch this movie.
Stillwater (2021)
Matt good - movie not so much
Not sure how movies will very little story and such a slow pace get made - guess that answer would be star power.
Matt Damon gives a perfect and polished performance in a very yawn-inducing movie.
I kept falling asleep... actually dozing off ... but it's ok, I didn't miss much.
Picked the ending like a crusty nostril, not so much a plot twist, more another *yawn* ... what was I saying?
My rating: meh!
The Irregulars (2021)
Four for the snore
The sort of show you watch, but wonder what else is on.
You watch another episode out of curiosity.
You find you are asking questions because it doesn't make sense.
Then you start to snore because the show just fails to grip you.
Meh!
I Am Mother (2019)
Why? *contains spoilers*
Claustrophobic and monotonal movie that never seems to address 'why'? You invest almost 2 hours in a movie - you wanna know the why.
Who shot Hillary Swank and why. Why did Mother visit her at the end?
Why are the droids raising people?
Why leave evidence of previous attempts? And why does the duration of the tests seem to outnumber the years since the extinction event?
The droids inferred they were man made - but then did the droids make all the flying machines?
And who exactly is going to eat all that damn corn?
How long did Hillary Swank's dog survive alone and presumably I fed in the container?
Why? Just why?
Exposed (2016)
Confused
Did the director not have a copy of the script?
What are the white dudes and why would one ask for Manny?
These and 84 other questions will remain unanswered.