Remember the days when the words "movie spoof" would conjure up memories of laugh out load comedies such as "The Naked Gun", "Airplane", "Jane Austen's Mafia" and "Hot Shot"? These were the movies that not only made us laugh but made us want to watch the films they lampooned over again. But these types of film can't always guarantee to entertain us. Put in the hands of the wrong people you end up with forgettable disasters like "Silence of the Hams" and "Chicken Park" but in recent years Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer have completely destroyed the genre for everyone with their tired, overused jokes, immature gross out "humour", homophobic/racist/sexist stereotypes and their obsession with belittling celebrities and capitalizing on every major film of the year.
But Disater Movie is Friedburg's and Seltzer's worst film yet (I say "yet" because, sadly they have more "ideas" for future parody films). Now, I confess, I have only seen the first half hour of this film, which I consider an achievement because even the opening scene caused me to be severe pain. I had low hopes for this film in the first place so I waited for it to air on TV to avoid paying to see this garbage. However, as low as my expectations were I found that they were still too far high.
The opening scene in a pathetic 10,000 BC parody that targets Amy Winehouse. Now, I'm no fan of Winehouse but even I get angry when I see stuff like this making light of her drug and alcohol problem. Yes it easier to laugh at someone like this than it is to actually help them but this whole "joke" goes too far. But then Friedburg and Seltzer take a break from insulting Winehouse to insulting the viewer but having Winehouse letting out a long 30 second or so burp followed by a series of shorter burps which is supposed to make us say "Oh that is so clever. Every time I thought she was finished burping she let out another one. Oh Friedburg and Seltzer, you are truly comic geniuses" but instead we end up screaming out "OK, she burps. We get it already! ENOUGH!!!"
Next we are treated to a party scene that lampoons "No Country for Old Men", "Wanted" "High School Musical" "Juno" and "Superbad" (How these films could be considered disaster movies is beyond me), during which we see Carmen Electra playing the same character she has played in every other "Movie" film, a random wrestling scene that was supposed to be "sexy", a few more attacks on celebrities, seemingly endless homophobic/racist/sexist jokes, gross out "humour" a musical number that makes the songs from "Grease 2" worthy of a Grammy in comparison and then, after a half hour of pointless, mindless drivel do we start to see the parodies of disaster films, which includes bikini-clad women for some reason, Hancock hitting his head on a lamppost, a cow landing on Ironman (characters hitting their head on or being crushed by something is used in every other Friedburg and Seltzer movie, and it wasn't funny the first time either) and then Hannah Montana being crushed by a meteorite, in which we see a repeat on the Amy Winehouse burp scene only this time Hannah Montana dies, comes back to life to say something, dies, comes back to life to say something else, dies again and it just goes on like that...and that is when I stopped watching.
After sitting through just half an hour of this rubbish I was left asking once more how Friedburg and Seltzer are able to continue making more of these films? Yes, they maybe wildly popular with immature teenagers but surely they must be losing the studio money? These movies offer nothing new, there is no real story structure, no character development, awful acting, jokes you can see coming a mile off which are dragged out and outstay their welcome (if they were welcomed in the first place) and 6 months down the track you can expect to see the DVD copy for 50 cents in a cheap shop or sold along with a more popular movie. Hell, if I was even offered this movie for free I'd consider that offer a rip off.
So in closing the only thing I can say to Friedburg and Seltzer is "OK, WE GET IT!!! ENOUGH ALREADY!!!!!
But Disater Movie is Friedburg's and Seltzer's worst film yet (I say "yet" because, sadly they have more "ideas" for future parody films). Now, I confess, I have only seen the first half hour of this film, which I consider an achievement because even the opening scene caused me to be severe pain. I had low hopes for this film in the first place so I waited for it to air on TV to avoid paying to see this garbage. However, as low as my expectations were I found that they were still too far high.
The opening scene in a pathetic 10,000 BC parody that targets Amy Winehouse. Now, I'm no fan of Winehouse but even I get angry when I see stuff like this making light of her drug and alcohol problem. Yes it easier to laugh at someone like this than it is to actually help them but this whole "joke" goes too far. But then Friedburg and Seltzer take a break from insulting Winehouse to insulting the viewer but having Winehouse letting out a long 30 second or so burp followed by a series of shorter burps which is supposed to make us say "Oh that is so clever. Every time I thought she was finished burping she let out another one. Oh Friedburg and Seltzer, you are truly comic geniuses" but instead we end up screaming out "OK, she burps. We get it already! ENOUGH!!!"
Next we are treated to a party scene that lampoons "No Country for Old Men", "Wanted" "High School Musical" "Juno" and "Superbad" (How these films could be considered disaster movies is beyond me), during which we see Carmen Electra playing the same character she has played in every other "Movie" film, a random wrestling scene that was supposed to be "sexy", a few more attacks on celebrities, seemingly endless homophobic/racist/sexist jokes, gross out "humour" a musical number that makes the songs from "Grease 2" worthy of a Grammy in comparison and then, after a half hour of pointless, mindless drivel do we start to see the parodies of disaster films, which includes bikini-clad women for some reason, Hancock hitting his head on a lamppost, a cow landing on Ironman (characters hitting their head on or being crushed by something is used in every other Friedburg and Seltzer movie, and it wasn't funny the first time either) and then Hannah Montana being crushed by a meteorite, in which we see a repeat on the Amy Winehouse burp scene only this time Hannah Montana dies, comes back to life to say something, dies, comes back to life to say something else, dies again and it just goes on like that...and that is when I stopped watching.
After sitting through just half an hour of this rubbish I was left asking once more how Friedburg and Seltzer are able to continue making more of these films? Yes, they maybe wildly popular with immature teenagers but surely they must be losing the studio money? These movies offer nothing new, there is no real story structure, no character development, awful acting, jokes you can see coming a mile off which are dragged out and outstay their welcome (if they were welcomed in the first place) and 6 months down the track you can expect to see the DVD copy for 50 cents in a cheap shop or sold along with a more popular movie. Hell, if I was even offered this movie for free I'd consider that offer a rip off.
So in closing the only thing I can say to Friedburg and Seltzer is "OK, WE GET IT!!! ENOUGH ALREADY!!!!!
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