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TheDailyMovies
IMDb member since April 2018
I'm a PRO critic...All these so called movie critics in newspapers SUCK.
They all pretend to like garbage movies that NOBODY watches..If the movie is foreign they will say "It's great"
Just look at the movies nominated every year for Oscars...Usually ALL OF THEM SUCK! Maybe 1 out of 5 will be a good movie SOMETIMES...
Here's the real deal with me...I don't watch ANY movies that are not AMERICAN. I can't stand British accents or any other kind...YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND THEM! That's the truth but people are scared to say it.
I do like horror movies but mostly slashers, I like a lot of "B Horror" if the production is decent..I won't waste my time on horrors that deal with ghost, I think those are boring...Give me "The Collector" or "Green Inferno" something like that. I also hate LONG movies...
Sorry but, NO MOVIE should be over 1 hour and 45 minutes. In fact I think 1 hr and 30 is perfect. So when I see that a movie is 2 hours and change, chances are I won't be watching it.It would have to be one hell of a movie for me to consider it. I'm the best in the world at reviewing movies and TV. Never have I recommended a film or TV show to ANYBODY EVER who came back to me and said "that was awful"
In fact the opposite people ask me all the time what should they watch. Why?
BECAUSE I'M THE BEST CRITIC EVER
They all pretend to like garbage movies that NOBODY watches..If the movie is foreign they will say "It's great"
Just look at the movies nominated every year for Oscars...Usually ALL OF THEM SUCK! Maybe 1 out of 5 will be a good movie SOMETIMES...
Here's the real deal with me...I don't watch ANY movies that are not AMERICAN. I can't stand British accents or any other kind...YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND THEM! That's the truth but people are scared to say it.
I do like horror movies but mostly slashers, I like a lot of "B Horror" if the production is decent..I won't waste my time on horrors that deal with ghost, I think those are boring...Give me "The Collector" or "Green Inferno" something like that. I also hate LONG movies...
Sorry but, NO MOVIE should be over 1 hour and 45 minutes. In fact I think 1 hr and 30 is perfect. So when I see that a movie is 2 hours and change, chances are I won't be watching it.It would have to be one hell of a movie for me to consider it. I'm the best in the world at reviewing movies and TV. Never have I recommended a film or TV show to ANYBODY EVER who came back to me and said "that was awful"
In fact the opposite people ask me all the time what should they watch. Why?
BECAUSE I'M THE BEST CRITIC EVER
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Barracuda (2017)
NOT A HORROR, NOT A THRILLER, A BORING MOVIE
4 May 2018 - 8 out of 29 users found this review helpful.
This got listed as "Horror" on Amazon, it's not even a thriller. The movie is terrible...When it's over all you say is "I WASTED 1 HR AND 40 MINUTES ON NOTHING" Since NOTHING in this movie happens....
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