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Lowlifes (2024)
Why oh why do you exist.
It's not often I feel the need to write a review on here, but when I do, it's usually because a movie affected in a profound way. Similar to a late night trip to taco bell after a night of drinking, this "movie" left me with that feeling that I just consumed something that I'd rather remove from my system as fast as humanly possible.
It's unfortunate, but like 90% of the horror movies being made, it's far too easy to predict the "surprises and twists" served up until the very end.
I'd spend my time talking about the finder points of this cinematic abortion, but I've endured enough brain damage for one evening and I think I'm going to read a book and try to forgot someone made this trash.
Unserious movie by unserious people.
Superhost (2021)
Not worth it.
I had a better time getting my cheeks clapped by the my older cousin when I was seven than watching this steaming pile of hamster vomit.
It's so disappointing when a movie begins with such promise then turns out to be an absolute dumpster fire by the end. I'm not sure who read the script and decided this was a good idea. Even more disappointing as the actors did a well enough job, but that couldn't save a sinking ship by the third act. If there was a mechanism for demanding the time I spent watching this garbage back from the makers of this film, I would pursue that. The only time bullying is acceptable is when it is done to everyone who signed off on Superhost.
Fender Bender (2016)
This was subpar.
Being flogged in the groin mercilessly is a better activity than watching this garbage . Being flogged in the groin mercilessly is a better activity than watching this garbage. Being flogged in the groin mercilessly is a better activity than watching this garbage.
Would You Rather (2012)
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS RICKY
The movie equivalent of having your scalp removed with a strip of duct tape. Someone, somewhere at some point in time, a real human being decided that this movie should have been made. As of today that same person and/or people still walk this planet conceivably plotting their next cinematic atrocity. Watching this bucket of vomit could be considered akin to self-harm.
I find it hard to believe that Ricky would have agreed to be in such a lame excuse of a movie.
Tragedy Girls (2017)
Breaking my leg was better than this.
I took a dump dump once. Then I find out someone filmed it for an hour and thirty minutes and called it Tragedy Girls. Birdemic was better than this and no I'm not being ironic.
The Midnight Man (2016)
What's all this then
It started somewhat promising, and of course ended with yet another bland, cookie cutter, super-predictable Hollywood horror movie ending. Unless wasting a significant portion of your time is fun for you I recommend staying far away from this trash.
The Den (2013)
Don't forget to floss.
I wish I could jam a rusty knife in my ear hole and remove the part of my brain storing any memories of this trash heap.
Apparently no one wants to have an original idea when it comes to the end of horror movies...
Law Abiding Citizen (2009)
Movie was trash... from START TO FINISH
People in here saying "hurr durr movie was good, ending was bad" are ignoring the fact the the ENTIRE MOVIE WAS TRASH. That's TRASH spelled T-R-A-Y-S-H. Just like Frank Reynolds would say, "TRAYSH". Leonidas was garbage, Ray Charles was garbage, the John C. Reilly look-alike was garbage. Don't waste your time on this dumpster fire.