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Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs (2009)
HORRIBLE AND OVERRATED MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sony Pictures Animation is one of, if not, the WORST animation studio that makes movies. They have only made two good movies themselves (Surf's Up and Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse). Just because I love those two films (as well as being some of the ONLY movies I like) doesn't mean I have to admire Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs. I still like some of their animated films, including those NOT made by Sony Animation, like Monster House and a few others, but Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs?!? CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF MEATBALLS?!?!? This movie is BEYOND overrated!!!!! I cannot believe I used to watch this mess of an animated movie back when it was released!!!!!! The writing is awful and gives out a very generic plot, the humour sucks, the characters are hateable (especially Flint!!!), the villain is stupid, and everything about it is stereotypical!!!!! Not to mention that it has some of the WORST animation in the history of cinema, where the characters look disgusting and move in a way that is so bad it can be considered UNWATCHABLE!!!!! It also enforces the stereotype that animation is a kids genre!!!!! For no reason, this film was put in the level of GOOD quality Sony movies, such as Surf's Up, Arthur Christmas, The Pirates! Band of Misfits, Monster House, and Spider-Verse. How come Cloudy gets the same treatment as Monster House, yet Surf's Up doesn't?!?!? I cannot believe I used to like this film back before AniMat reviewed both this film and its sequel (I'll explain soon!). Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs is BEYOND overrated. Why was Bill Hader in this movie?!?!? It CLEARLY wasted his talent when voicing Flint Lockwood!!!!! And don't even get me started on the sequel, Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2 (THE WORST MOVIE EVER!!!), as well as the TV series, which are BOTH WORSE than the original film!!! I suggest you DON'T watch the movie at all, and instead stick with the book it was based on. The book has aged way better than the movie, and has something that the movie never did -- a professional artist who worked on it.
Donkey Kong 64 (1999)
THE WORST RARE GAME EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't know what to say here!!!!!!!!!!!! This game is, hands-down, not only the worst thing to EVER come out of Donkey Kong, but also the WORST game that Rare has EVER made!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's SO MUCH WORSE than Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts!!!!!!!!!!!! Nothing interesting happens, the plot is lazy, the controls are pure garbage, and you have to navigate through the same freaking levels over and over with five different Kongs!!!!!!!!!!! About 98% of this game is FILLED with item collecting!!!!!!!!!!! Even more so than Super Mario 64 and Banjo-Kazooie!!!!!!!!!!!!!! However, there is one thing I should give it credit for, which is the score by Grant Kirkhope, who composed the music in the latter game, but that's the ONLY good thing I can say about this game!!!!!!!!!!! And don't even get me started with that freaking DK Rap!!!!!!!! I HATE that song with a burning passion!!!!!!!!!!!!! That song is as godforsaken horrible as literally ANY song you would find on ANY show or movie from Disney Channel!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ESPECIALLY that ever-dreaded High School Musical!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can ONLY recommend that you must STAY AWAY from this abomination of a video game entirely!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You're better off with just Super Mario 64, Banjo-Kazooie, Donkey Kong Country Returns, Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze, or HECK, just stick with the Donkey Kong Country original trilogy on the Super Nintendo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This REALLY is one rotten banana indeed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DC Super Hero Girls (2019)
WHAT HAVE THEY DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The original 2015 web series of DC Superhero Girls was AWESOME. Even its direct-to-DVD films were great, especially the Lego ones. Well, thank God for that, because like Teen Titans Go!, this reboot is ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE!!! Why? Two words: Lauren Faust. The same person who created another stupid show, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. I really hate what she did to every single DC character ever known to many!!!! Batgirl is a mix of Isabella Garcia-Shapiro and Flint Lockwood and never stops talking, Wonder Woman is very stupid, Supergirl has an UTTERLY despicable need to be cool and hip with the young kids, the Jessica Cruz Green Lantern is obnoxious as hell, Bumblebee is as always worried about something as Batgirl, and Zatanna is a freaking spoiled brat!!!!! Not only that, but the way they displayed Robin in here is just SO BAD!!!!! But that's not all. The writing is absolute GARBAGE, the humour is not funny at all, the action is Ben 10 awful, and, of course, the show's BIGGEST problem, as a proud tradition of Cartoon Network in the modern era, the animation is some of the WORST to be ever seen in an animated TV series!!!! The designs look NOTHING like the 2015 show, and even you can create a MUCH better and more professional design than THIS!!!! Even the character animation is Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs horrible, where they move in such a cartoony, over-the-top manner, and it's SO DESPERATE to make the audience laugh that it FAILS MISERABLY!!!! It's disgusting!!!! Overall, I absolutely HATE this version of DC Superhero Girls! It is ugly and atrocious for the audience and will make you bang your head on the desk for LIFE!!!! YOU MUST STAY AWAY FROM THIS!!!!! Whenever this show comes on, I ALWAYS either switch to the original or watch the 2003 Teen Titans!!!!!
SpongeBob SquarePants (1999)
IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY!!!!!!! IT IS SO ANNOYING!!!!!!!!
This show is PATHETIC and OVERRATED!!!!! IT STINKS!!!!! IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY!!!!!!! SpongeBob SquarePants is one of the two reasons why Nickelodeon is going downhill (ALONGSIDE CATDOG!!!), like what Ben 10 is to Cartoon Network, what Being Ian is to YTV, and what the live-action sitcoms and Phineas and Ferb are to Disney Channel!!!!!!!!! In fact, it might actually be the WORST Nicktoon and WORST Nickelodeon show EVER MADE!!!!!!!!!! Never, I mean NEVER, have I thought that a show this disgustingly horrible could even possibly exist!!!!!!!!! I can't even understand why anyone can look at this show and say that it's good!!!! I JUST CAN'T STAND IT!!!!!!!!!! IT'S INTOLERABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S ONE OF THE WORST SHOWS I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!! It contains ABSOLUTELY NO CHARM OR LIKABILITY with inconsistent plots, humour that is not funny IN THE SLIGHTEST, a cast of irritating and sometimes mean-spirited characters, and TERRIBLE animation that goes WAY BEYOND over-the-top and cartoony!!!!!!!!!! SpongeBob was so terrible from the VERY BEGINNING that it was actually PAINFUL for me to watch the first 5 minutes of it!!!!!! And the worst thing is that it's been airing since 1999!!!!!!!! IT'S ABOUT TO RUN AS LONG AS SCOOBY-DOO, THE SIMPSONS, ARTHUR, AND FAMILY GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT NEEDS TO END RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!! Whatever you do, do NOT watch this!!!!!! You're basically just lab rats trying to prove to Nick if the human race is really stupid and that they would throw their ratings at anything!!!!!! DON'T GO WATCH SPONGEBOB AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack (2008)
SPONGEBOB 2.0
I HATE Cartoon Network nowadays!!! Ever since they made Ben 10 and My Gym Partner's a Monkey, they've been nothing but an entire laughingstock in the TV industry run by some of the most incompetent people in the business that only knows how to make bad decisions and terrible cartoons with poor taste and low quality geared only for dumb children, that always failed to make anything new, and are leaving all their creative talents to quit in bad turns, because they also force out franchises that shouldn't even BE franchises, that only give out short-term ratings and short-term revenue!!! Ever since the end of 2005, they have made NO good shows at all, and The Marvellous Misadventures of Flapjack is no exception!!!!! This show is basically one of Cartoon Network's many versions of SpongeBob SquarePants, featuring terrible scripts, stupid jokes, hatable characters that are annoying in every way, and animation that is ugly and atrocious to look at!!!!! UGH!!!!!!! I REALLY HATE THIS SHOW, AND ANYONE WHO EVER THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA IS AN IDIOT!!!!!!!! FLAPJACK IS NOT WORTH YOUR TIME AT ALL!!!!!!!
Ben 10 (2005)
CARTOON NETWORK'S BIGGEST DOWNFALL
This show is about a 10-year-old kid named Ben Tennyson who becomes various alien creatures to stop evil threats. This is basically another show that SOUNDS HORRIBLE by the minute you hear about it. Lousy concept, poor writing, annoying characters, and abysmal action, despite some decent animation!!! Long before CN Real, this was the cause of Cartoon Network's downfall!!! It's because of this show and all its follow-ups that we have more shows that continue CN's tradition of bad writing and terrible, overly-cartoony animation, which proves why Cartoon Network is now one of the WORST TV networks in the business!!!!!!! This was so bad that it COMPLETELY DAMAGED their reputation more than anything!!! Cartoon Network must have realized this show sucked and had nothing good about it at all!!!! AVOID THIS SHOW AT ALL COSTS!!!
The Lion King (1994)
HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE THIS MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!
The Lion King?!?!? MORE LIKE THE LION LOSER!!!!!! THIS IS DEBATABLY ONE OF THE WORST DISNEY MOVIES OF THE 90S!!!!!! A RIPOFF OF KIMBA THE WHITE LION!!!!!!!!! The plot is generic, the characters have no likability at all and do not have any development in them, and the songs are some of the worst that I've ever heard in my life!!!!!!!! Its 2019 remake was worse!!!!!!! Whatever you do, DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME WATCHING THIS ATROCITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Being Ian: Hurry for Hollywood (2006)
The best episode, but STILL REALLY BAD!
This episode is better than the other episodes, but that's really not saying much. The episode follows Ian and his family on a road trip to Hollywood, California, where Ian has submitted his new film. I'll admit that it's not as bad as any other episode in the series, but it won't stop me from using this as an example of why I hate the show. The episode is not overly mean-spirited like some episodes, but it doesn't make up for how annoying a lot of the characters are and how generic the story is. But GOD, I despise the animation! It's the same kind of animation you would normally find in something like Johnny Test. It's lazy, cheap, bland, and makes Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs look like Wander Over Yonder. And the character designs are pure garbage also. These are something I'd expect in any Sony Pictures Animation film where they took the animation and character designs to be way too over-the-top and cartoony. I'm only going to say this one more time: yes, this episode is terrible like all the other episodes. But is it as bad as the others? No.
Being Ian: Cyrano De Mille (2005)
How is this even funny?!
I didn't feel like I was watching a cartoon when I saw this show. I felt like I was watching children get exploited by cynical filmmakers! It felt nauseating, confronting, and just left me feeling angry after, to the point where I call this the worst Canadian cartoon. The episode involves Ian encouraging Kyle to try and impress a girl by making a film about her, only to find out that she's some idiotic Bratz doll, so he replaces her with his dog Chopin, which results in her dumping Kyle. I feel like I want to be like her every time I look at the edited movie! And the humour is so bad and cringe-worthy that even Scooby-Doo was a funnier show than this! Not a single character in this episode is likeable in the slightest. The animation is terrible because it's made of flash. In my opinion, every viewer who ever saw this show deserves at least one big hawked-up spit on the slimy people that made it! No one in my family laughed, no one cared what they were seeing! My relatives were forced to just sit there, just absorbing this giant embarrassment of an animated series. This show is the biggest dump on society, and every time it gets more views on YouTube, I feel a little more disappointed in humanity! If you agree with me, put a like on this review. If not, don't even bother liking, put a dislike, and burn in Hell.
Danny Phantom (2003)
Ghostbusters done wrong
Danny Phantom sucks because it is a Ghostbusters ripoff; it's highly overrated in general. I will admit that the superhero comic book theme is quite creative, but that alone won't save the show from being terrible. And the characters, a lot of them are one-dimensional, but some are just annoying. If you love the works of Butch Hartman, like The Fairly OddParents, go ahead and check this one out. I won't stop you. But otherwise, just don't even watch it, and instead replace it with something like Miraculous or Pac-Man and the Ghostly Adventures, because this show is not even worth your time. Butch, I love you man, but seriously, just stick to your other stuff. Just by looking at this show, you're not ready to make a supernatural action show yet. Oh, and, by the way, here's the Sgt. Grizzly Seal of Garbage just to remind you.
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2 (2013)
WORST MOVIE EVER MADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I remember when I watched the first Cloudy, and it was TERRIBLE!!!! It was pretty much the film that RUINED Sony Pictures Animation, where things took a turn for the worst for them, like how Ben 10 caused major damage to Cartoon Network!!!!!! But when I heard that there was going to be a sequel, I was COMPLETELY INFURIATED!!!!!! Then when I finally saw it, EVERYTHING ABOUT IT WAS A DISASTER!!!!!!! HERE IS WHY THIS FILM IS WORSE THAN THE EMOJI MOVIE:
Story: The SAME cliche plot!!!!!!! Everyone in this film does the same thing as they did in the first film!!!!!! And the new changes they made here are SO BAD!!!!!!!!! For example, they made the FLDSMDFR survive its destruction, which shouldn't even happen!!!!!!!! This film is a VILE NIGHTMARE FROM BEGINNING TO END, that just PROVES that Sony has ran out of ideas!!!!!!!! I hate this plot because it NEVER changes ANYTHING FROM CLOUDY 1!!!!!! It's the same thing, except with living food creatures instead of food falling from the sky, and a new villain named Chester V who is EVEN WORSE than the Mayor from that film!!!!!!!!!!!
Animation: BURN IT!!!!! It is so atrociously ugly that it makes Norm of the North jealous!!!!!! It's that ugly!!!!!!! It has ugly and disgusting characters, and puke-like colours, and the designs look like they were done by a brain-dead animal!!!!!!! How can ANY professional artist look at this and THINK THIS IS ACCEPTABLE?!?!?!? AND THE ANIMATION TRIES TOO HARD TO BE SO OVER-EXAGGERATED AND SO CARTOONY JUST TO MAKE THE AUDIENCE LAUGH THAT IT CROSSES THE LINE, AND YOU HAVE TO NOT SEE IT IN ORDER TO WATCH IT!!!!!!! THIS is an INSULT to the 1940s-50s cartoons!!!!!!!
Characters: Bland, generic, stereotypical and cliche. NOTHING is interesting about them. No character development or emotional states, or ANYTHING!!!!!!! EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER IS ENTIRELY HATABLE FROM TOP TO BOTTOM!!!!!!
Writing: I don't know what 2nd grader wrote the script, but that kid deserves to get FIRED! I hate the writing, it's not funny, smart, or enjoyable at all. The worst part of this is the HUMOUR! The horrible, awful, TERRIBLE HUMOUR THAT CONSISTS OF NOTHING BUT ATROCIOUS FOOD PUNS!!!!!!!! They suck so much!!!!! They range from Bad to God Awful!!!!! The puns suck in every way!!! Oh my god!!!!!! This is horrendous!!!!!!!
Overall: DO NOT WATCH THIS FILM!!!!!! It is so bad, you would be happier rubbing your balls on a cheese grater while eating ladder while listening to Yoko Ono while she was a whining baby with nails on a chalk board while "LET IT GO" is being sung by horrible little girls who can't sing and won't shut the hell up. DO NOT WATCH IT!!!! May I suggest a good film... Surf's Up, The Incredibles, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (THE ONLY GOOD FILM FROM LORD AND MILLER), ANYTHING!!!!!! Just not this!!!!! It is the definition of awful!!!!! Everyone at Sony Animation should seriously be ashamed and consider a CAREER CHANGE for BRINGING THIS DISGRACE OF ANIMATION INTO THEATRES!!!!!!!!
Being Ian: The Kelley Boys and the Mysterious Lighthouse Mystery (2004)
YTV at its worst
I never thought some Canadian cartoons would be this bad, until I stumbled upon this show. In all seriousness, this is what I call getting suckered in, and apparently, I agree with tommypezmaster. This is the worst Canadian cartoon I've ever seen in my life, containing some of the worst writing that delivers a very poorly executed story for each episode, and including an enormous cast of such annoying and unlikable characters, animation that looks like it came from a bad Sony Animation film, and terrible humour, all in a way that feels massively unpleasant. Thank God, YTV cancelled this show in 2008. I highly recommend that no one should watch Being Ian at all. And don't say it's just for kids as YTV likes to claim itself. Even kids hated this.
Family Guy: Brian Writes a Bestseller (2010)
Brian at his worst
How can people look at this episode and say that it's good?! Family Guy sucks in general, but this episode doesn't make up for how much I hate Brian throughout. Just watching a scene of him arguing with Stewie outside the restaurant while promoting his book just makes you want to slap him right on the nose. And this doesn't change throughout. Brian is still an obnoxious and annoying twit like everyone else in the show. And every joke in this episode is tasteless as hell. Would this be the worst Family Guy episode out there? Not really. But it is one of the worst. Go ahead, enjoy it while you can, but I must warn you: It really is that bad.
Family Guy: Herpe, the Love Sore (2014)
Disgusting and deserves to be forgotten
I hate this show and this episode as well. It starts off with Peter assaulting people with a whip and the main subject is Brian giving Stewie herpes. Who the fridge is writing this?! This is one of the many examples of why I hate Brian in every aspect of this show. And the humour. Like the show itself, nothing funny can ever come out of this episode. All the jokes are disgusting, gross, and unpleasant to look at in this episode. Brian, how can you be evil and intentionally give a baby herpes?! You deserved to stay cut from the show after "Life of Brian" because you always left me in a very bad taste whatsoever! Stewie, you really deserve a better friend than Brian. This episode is so bad that it even surpasses SpongeBob's "The Splinter". Fox must have realized this episode sucked and had nothing good about it at all. I don't like this episode. It's bad. Don't watch it.
American Dad! (2005)
Overrated and needs to leave the airwaves
This show is appalling as a dump heap, considering that it was produced by a studio run by idiots (such as Seth MacFarlane) and it pretty much is on the same level as Family Guy. Another horrible Simpsons ripoff with a cast of stupid and annoying characters, terrible jokes, and an endless slew of shameless pop culture references. Seth, if there's anything to say about this, please take my advice! Cancel all your stupid shows and shut down your worthless studio!