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Island Zero (2018)
1/10
bad on every level
11 June 2021
People reviewing this movie cite a limited budget as a low key excuse for its lapses. Maybe to them a small budget can excuse things like poor script, poor acting and poor direction but not to me.

Poor writing -- the minute we're introduced to key characters we also have to endure the annoying melodrama of their lives which we don't even care about because we don't know them yet! Totally unnecessary goes-nowhere filler, inspired zero emotional involvement and gave me an eye-rolling migraine.

Poor acting -- everyone except the physician.

Poor directing -- it's simple things, like in the diner scene. Two working men (fishermen) with physically demanding jobs both order a hot juicy hamburger with chips and proceed to sit there -- wooden-like -- as the scene continues for over 5 minutes (!) without ever touching their food! Distractingly unrealistic. Obviously the director said "don't eat" but I've never seen two supposedly hungry human beings order food only to ignore it when it arrives. A director is an observer of human nature and observing others (and noting what is interesting about them) is FREE. Being street smart is free. Respecting the power of how a film can communicate fear or joy is free.

There were no elaborate costume requirements, no CGI costs, no set design or prop expenses. So i guess all the money went only to the logistics of filming.

Before you direct, or write or act in a movie again please study how humans behave because nothing in this movie was relatable and relatability can turn a "low budget" film into a cult classic. Here are some that were flawlessly executed on a tight budget: Halloween (1978), The Evil Dead (1981) and The Blair Witch Project (1999). You don't need a big budget to tell a story in a compelling and engrossing way.

1 star for the location.
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New in Town (2009)
6/10
charming, intelligent and funny
7 March 2021
"do you want me to go over the fireplace?" "no, i'm a city girl but i know how to light a fire. . . . where's the uh the switch?"

I enjoyed this movie and i usually detest romcoms.

this is well written, well acted, well edited and well directed. it has its charming moments and of course a few formulaic ones but all-in-all the cast and writing are so strong it works. great filming too. the music was fitting and the perfect punctuation to some scenes, especially that 10-second tune played as she raises the creative distress flag on her snow-wrecked car antenna. hilarious.

zellweger portrays a believable decisive corporate leader and brings great comedic timing and delivery to the role. i really enjoyed her in this -- she's a very strong lead and her humorous reactions at times reminded me of diaz in The Holiday. despite her corporate trained demeanor you sense a warmer spirit underneath if only it could be thawed, like keaton in Baby Boom.

connick, jr. delivers as always and the easy chemistry between the two makes their interactions relatable and interesting not cringey.

there are laugh out loud moments and only a spare amount of the sentimental romance stuff. and for a union girl like me this movie put the human back in human resources.

a delight.

6.5/10
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8/10
great acting, creepy woods, chilling ending
1 March 2021
Warning: Spoilers
Saw this when it first came out and it was a welcome unsettling innovative surprise. it held my attention from beginning to end. love how they established how each camera records in the beginning -- without this the ending (how it was captured) would have been confusing; instead it's pure panic and terror, and brilliance. just one example of how intelligent and well thought out this work is.

it's a lean production without jump scares. and no annoying music to tell you to "be scared now." two threats destabilize the viewer: the real supernatural threat that shadows them and the unnerving psychological mind-bending moments that it fosters. together these put me on the edge of my seat.

three people make this film a classic with their relatable interactions and behavior. whether casual or raw the acting is always real and appropriate to the moment -- no over-the-top histrionics, no lame reactions or full-on stupidity. they make sense and hold it together, until they no longer can.

the fact that their acting is so intimate and authentic makes the experience even scarier -- we like these people; we're with them and we're for them but we know we can't help them and that's unsettling. the video style brings us right in.

filming the woods in black and white removes the reassurance of color and light. but it's what's not seen that is most gripping and most threatening. awesome creepy house too.

then there's the wonderfully disturbing mood of the film. that ever-increasing sense of dread; a tense foreboding that grows from confusion and vague misgivings to vulnerability and helplessness to powerlessness, despondency and finally pure terror. it's a nagging metronome that tauntingly marks time. an inexorability that says "you're going to die."

so well edited too.

love love love! 8.5/10
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Lucky (I) (2017)
8/10
a rare gem: intimate, honest and accessible -- with zero sentimentality
21 February 2021
I think these kinds of movies are the hardest to make because they rely on mood, relatability and intelligence rather than action, melodrama or shock value.

the intimate filming style brings us on location and we almost feel the deep warmth of the desert sun. inside Lucky's world is a sane, compassionate and charming community with an authentic balance of strength and vulnerability.

so well directed. lean yet rich with detail. and edited to move at a nice pace: not too slow, not too fast. great cast too -- you could tell everyone was fully committed to this project.

and of course Harry was perfect.

8/10
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10/10
flawless everything
14 February 2021
Flawlessly directed -- Webber is a genius -- flawless cast, haunting poignant score, rich cinematography, wonderful staging. every scene flawlessly filmed, with many being designed to look like rich still life oil paintings themselves. opulent in every way. well paced, well edited, great set and setting. a huge undertaking. every single actor was perfectly cast and played their role flawlessly.

and that ending -- with the camera slowly panning out from the painting, starting at the earring. just so well thought out.

for me, a rare 10/10.
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Thin Ice (2011)
7/10
a low key savvy surprise
11 February 2021
That plays its cards close to the vest. and a cast of all stars doesn't hurt.

This film is more than it appears at first. well done with a great cast that took this project seriously so it works. well directed/well edited. Kinnear with his usual disarming sincerity is perfect for the lead. but really the entire cast is great. well done.

a pleasant surprise and a definite recommend.

7/10
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2/10
she's cringey that way
11 February 2021
Poots's accent and acting are distractingly awful. ruined the film for me. wilson, douglas and aniston dependable as always but not enough to fix this mess.

all in all -- a nothing burger yawnfest that thinks slick dialogue and fast action will hide the vacuity, inanity and one unfortunate casting decision (a critical fumble). i saw it for free and still want my money back.

painful. 2/10
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Ghosts of War (2020)
7/10
everyone comes back from war haunted and no one comes back whole
27 December 2020
Warning: Spoilers
A well done war movie with supernatural elements and some mind-bending moments.

Her: "none of it's real." him: "it's real when you're fkn in it!"

yep.

this was well written/well acted and it was refreshing to see something out-of-formula in the horror genre. loved the rich location and cinematography.

while there were a few creepy moments there were more of the usual jump scares employed. still it held my interest and attention from beginning to end, and the ending provided an interesting twist that i did not see coming. it all ties together; nothing is left unaccounted for and there are no superfluous scenes.

best line: "and what am i gonna do? i just cut his fkng head off. am i gonna be rude??"

7/10 for intelligence, creative reach and overall mood.
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6/10
David Brian made this film compelling
26 November 2020
While everyone else seems rudderless and flip-floppy, David Brian is unbeatable as a driven businessman with a complex compassionate side but who also knows his boundaries. worth a watch just to see how he handles his role.

6.5
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Delirium (II) (2018)
5/10
it's not the same old same old
4 November 2020
The outdoor setting and the house were creepy. had a nice organic flow to it. actors were believable. probably could've used some tighter editing (mostly in the beginning) but i watched until the end and was not bored. wish it was a little more mind-bendy.

worth mentioning, the opening credits are uniquely and artistically presented.

give it a look.

5/10
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Alien Code (2018)
7/10
the acting is what makes this movie a winner
17 October 2020
This film is both minimal yet slick. it's very well edited, moves along at a nice pace, has an interesting plot, a great script and characters who are intelligent and believable -- and who make believable decisions. it held my attention from opening credits to closing credits.

the three main characters, particularly the lead, were flawlessly played. everyone involved in this film was fully committed to and believed in this work and that's what makes this production outstanding.

i am so tired of crappy movies using "low budget" as an excuse. don't pin sloppy lazy work on your financing when thinking is free. THIS is an example of how a low budget movie can still seem like a blockbuster.

i loved it.

7.5/10
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The Wind (II) (2018)
7/10
intelligent, great acting, rich cinematography
7 October 2020
Every actor did a great job. Caitlin Gerard has a way of clearly communicating her thoughts with the subtlest of looks which is powerful and refreshing.

gorgeous haunting setting, well filmed, great score, wonderful mood film with one standout truly creepy moment that i did not see coming. very interesting how the story unfolds. the costume and set designs were beautifully rich and historically accurate.

i watched this film then watched it again 24 hours later because for me good movies are that rare.

7.5/10
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Broken Ghost (2017)
8/10
kind of magical . . .
30 September 2020
Warning: Spoilers
And poignant. beautiful setting, well filmed, great acting. and there are no loose ends; it all comes together during the conclusion. loved the rich setting, sweeping epic music and cinematography. moved along at a good pace -- not too rushed, not too slow. held my attention; love that the actors were fully 100% committed to this project -- artistic justice.

SPOILERS -- one event haunts each family member in differing ways and causes them to relocate, change their identity and live isolated one from another. yet as they suffer in their own pain they are still compassionate toward each other and relatable to the audience. you care about them. they're human and as such imperfectly so.

they've experienced pain, suffering and public humiliation. in this house they are offered ways to face this, to transmute their victimhood and reclaim their lives through two vehicles: 1) the paintings on the wall and 2) an interloper who seems to understand more about their private hells and is more effective intervening to help Grace --- by protecting her in one scene and literally saving her life in another --- than even her own parents.

in the end each character will decide how/if they will confront their suffering, rise above it or be broken by it, and move on from it or be paralyzed by it. the last scene shows them living out the decisions each has made: coexisting side-by-side yet in very different realities.

the film defies categorizing and i think the title might attract a viewer looking for something different. but it's a lovely delivery of realism with a sprinkling of magic and wonder. and so well done.

8/10
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Interior (2014)
2/10
absolutely nothing going on here
18 September 2020
Reviewers who praise this mention its small budget. well you don't need any budget to have a brain and you don't need much of a budget to write an intelligent script, film with some style (other than point and shoot) or develop a plot.

this "movie" has none of these. and that house isn't creepy it's just ugly. like 1960s ugly and doesn't fit at all with the characters. nothing remotely scary and anyone who describes this as "terrifying" has only seen Hallmark rom-com movies.

dull (in every sense) and derivative. lastly the main actor is extremely weak. other characters do things that make no sense. all in all really bad.

hard pass. 2/10
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2:22 (2017)
5/10
the opening strength overpromised
19 July 2020
Warning: Spoilers
Based on the first 20 minutes of this movie i thought i was in for an 8/10 film. you're pulled right into the main character's world, the editing is tight, it's fascinating, and the music is great.

but once it moved from a mind bender to a romance flick my enthusiasm tanked and what began as fresh and compelling became mundane and done-to-death.

not that the mixing of these genres can't successfully be done; it can and it has. but when this film split its focus it lost its traction and its pace, taking too long to recover. some how the elements of the mystery are put on the back burner. redundant scenes don't help and we go from crisp to confusing.

in the end i guess it does come together (somewhat) but by then i was disinvested and disinterested -- for while the romance element was supposed to be the connecting thread for me it bifurcated the telling, delayed puzzle pieces falling into place and diluted the intensity.

great acting though. 5/10
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6/10
intelligent, compassionate with some twists and turns, and a great cast
4 July 2020
Very well done. moody, believable, and some surprises. good direction, nicely paced, very strong cast. 6/10
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Sinister (I) (2012)
5/10
interesting start/lame ending
6 May 2020
This film starts out strong (creepy, interesting), begins to struggle-and-flail in the middle, and totally tanks in the end. we have two seemingly intelligent people who are so disconnected from their lives, each other and their jobs as parents that they are completely unaware of the degree of danger to their family by staying in that home (despite seeing evidence all around and in their children's behavior), and fail to protect them.

i mean they can't even properly light their home despite the menace that surrounds them lol. they were literally in the dark. (i took the poor lighting as the film maker's lazy attempt at "forcing the mood" of a chilling horror movie but in fact it was just frustratingly odd and distractingly annoying.)

the sloppy ending is a complete (and nonsensical) betrayal of the film's earlier promise and the strong rating on imdb is less a reflection of the film's "strength" and more an indication of how intellectually and cinematically deprived horror fans have become as a result of the dearth of truly scary horror films.

the acting is okay but for me the highlight of this movie are the non-diegetic needle-on-record and other muffled sound effects. those definitely added to the scary mood.

5/10
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Half Light (2006)
3/10
an intellectually offensive waste of time
28 April 2020
3 points for location and filming.

this lazy convoluted work was written by someone powerful's 20-year-old son. it jumps right over improbabilities and crashes headlong into absurdities. there should be a new category for dross like this: "insulting fantasy" because it doesn't just ask you to suspend your disbelief it asks you to completely disengage your entire brain. let's get stupid everyone -- do it for the scenery.

DM does her predictable (yawn) acting but her character would literally have to be upright-but-comatose to have followed this farce to the end.

so who will like this movie? gullible brain dead Lifetime channel enthusiasts. desperately hopeless romantics who question a-b-s-o-l-u-t-e-l-y nothing.

neither scary nor compelling nor thrilling; just chronically boring. and witless.

and one final absurdity -- the artificially high score on imdb. so sad.

3/10
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The Presence (2010)
7/10
loved it!
23 April 2020
Warning: Spoilers
I think thoughtful films like this one that grapple with spiritual/metaphysical questions get unfairly dinged when categorized as horror. for horror fans there is a minimal expectation that a film classified as such will deliver scares or white-knuckle tense moments of threat. i didn't feel that with this movie and while the setting makes for a vulnerable isolated feeling i wouldn't call it scary. in fact it offers a gentle humaneness and a grounded measured pace rarely found in current horror flicks. it knows itself well.

i really enjoyed this movie. i loved the setting, the cinematography (the rich colors), the lush property, the editing and the cast -- every single person was great. wonderful opening scenes, great cabin and beautiful, artistically-framed moments of solitude and reflection.

sorvino did a great job. she and kirk worked so well together and even though he has a face i would not trust (lol) i actually began to feel for him as she became more distant and hostile. their arguments felt real and raw without being excessive, cringey or overly-dramatic.

everything was nicely explained too; no loose ends. and i like the treatment of entity influence which i'm pretty sure many people have no idea about. discernment is the key to assessing which voices in one's head bring loving guidance and which ones have evil intent. knowing the difference is important as the ending shows we are all subject to such external influences.

highly recommend if you prefer moody intelligent films over desperate torture porn or gore-fests. 7.5/10
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3/10
very weak sequel
20 March 2020
Sooo predictable, long lead time before "nothing" happens (lol), leaned heavily on the first movie (The Boy, which i loved) and desperately milked that film's mood and mystery bringing nothing of its own and added absolutely zero of merit or scares or surprises to the original. so why exactly was this made??

also points off for having a great setting and great actors (katie did her usual good job) and still failed stunningly. and that ending, boy, sure was absurd.

so this is who may like this movie: someone who has never seen a horror film. someone who has never seen a possessed doll film. someone who did not see The Boy.

3/10
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The Boy (2016)
7/10
loved it
6 March 2020
Warning: Spoilers
Loved the setting, loved the filming, loved how the tension grew. it was intelligently written and well acted, particularly by Lauren Cohan, with many creepy moments and good scares. held my interest from beginning to end. and for this impatient, self-described horror burnout that's saying a lot.

SPOILER alert:

when he climbed out of that wall. O.M.G. that was scary.
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He Never Died (2015)
8/10
if i don't get the bullet out i'll get migraines
26 February 2020
One of my favorite movies. fresh, well written, well acted. intelligently funny too. flawless acting by Henry Rollins made his character believable and relatable. fully satisfying on every level. 8/10
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A Ghost Story (2017)
3/10
i think i've explained myself
25 February 2020
Wow so many of the reviews that give this movie a high rating are so full of crap reasons it's hilarious. it's like "if we make it sound like you're just not hip/intelligent enough to get it you'll stop complaining about not getting it." but your fluffy analysis, bloated self-importance and "deeeep thoughts" will not save this flat flick. and i will tell you why.

first let me be clear --- i love moody movies that are thoughtful, metaphoric, slow paced, artistically filmed and do not rely on dialogue, noise or action to convey a perspective or carry a message. what those kinds of movies do rely on are gestures, music, expressions, emotions, setting and effective filming techniques.

this movie offers none of these. there was not one moment where i experienced even the slightest revelation about life and death or where i identified with the loss or alienation. not one moment where i was drawn in by an expression, transformed by the suffering, or inclined to feel anything from an authentic gesture of pain, despondency or distress. nothing surprised me, nothing destroyed me.

just cut-out figures with vacant movements imitating the most powerful of human events and emotions -- only to be standing so far from the nucleus of the experience as to render the impact mute and numb. it all seemed so irrelevant to me. just a complete lack of nuance --- around a very nuanced subject.

and while the ghost himself is cold and alienated, the film itself doesn't have to be cold and alienating. but i guess in that sense one could say it's a performative success. still, it fails to include us. it never considered me; never reached out to me. it fails to engage, to inspire compassion or to enable us to relate to anyone else in this film. but what could be more relatable than the fears around death, loss, and permanent endings??

in this way i found it NOT to be profound but to be profoundly self-absorbed; too head-up-its-a** to bother taking the time to bring us in to an experience, a feeling, a transformation. i literally couldn't have cared less about these people who seemed to be as clueless as we are about this whole affair. to me it felt like everyone phoned it in and walked off. turns out everyone is a ghost in this film; everyone is dead.

** a lil sidebar convo -- not a minor muddle but ghosts aren't poltergeists (those disruptive entities responsible for shaking things up). poltergeists are dangerous; ghosts rarely are. ghosts cannot interact with our environment because they're in another dimension. poltergeists are energy entities created IN our dimension and as such are able to feed off and act out the energy/intentions of the living (and, say, throw dishes) in a way ghosts cannot. poltergeists are the result of redirected intense emotional feelings and turmoil expressed/suppressed by the living beings in the home, usually those that are coming of age/entering puberty. ain't them hormones saints. **

but ohh those long shots, solemn stares and pompous reviews will save this hollow forgery of an "art film" that only inspires our ire because it offends our intelligence (and then implies we're stupid for being offended/duped --- "you just didn't get it, silly!") no, you just didn't deliver, silly!

to be sure, this is a film about a fatality all right. its own. 3/10
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Evidence (III) (2012)
5/10
the first half was strong...
31 October 2019
Warning: Spoilers
I usually don't like found footage movies but the first half of this one was better than most. the filming was steady and even interesting in parts, the scenery was beautiful, the acting was good and the characters were interesting, relatable and reasonable. they were so strong in fact that even the first few "get to know us" minutes of the movie (which are usually so formulaic, superficial and unbearable) held my interest.

the first sighting of the creature was pretty creepy as were the sounds at night.

but the last half alas delivered all your usual found footage limitations and failures like shaking camera, convulsive filming of ceilings, walls and floors, flashing on/off lights, screaming and running. so it became impossible to follow and tedious to watch. (and i'm p-r-e-t-t-y sure i wouldn't keep filming when my life is at stake...but all of them do this.)

anyway 5/10 for strong first half and good acting.
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The Barn (2016)
2/10
wrong genre should be comedy
29 October 2019
There are amateur movies that have a heart and a love (and a respect) for horror that make viewers take notice and appreciate the effort and then there are amateur movies that just don't give a fffff. this is the latter.

wooden g*d awful distractingly bad acting, so poorly written, and so not scary (or creepy, or eerie).

but the best, the best was filming a car scene in a stationary "car" (or cardboard box) on a set with projector screen moving scenery while the "actors" sit completely still like they're chatting at a table in a bar. there's no body movement at all -- no jostling no bouncing not even leaning lol. i mean if you can't even convince someone you're riding in a moving vehicle then you're probably not ready to convincingly deliver lines. and so we care nothing about these expressionless life-size cardboard cutouts who've cringingly flatlined.

what i don't get is how you can be motivated to make a film but then not care to make a good one.

honorable mention: that pumpkin patch of obviously fake pumpkins. wow. just wow.

all in all a glaringly lazy lack of effort (and, frankly, respect). 2/10
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