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Beast (2022)
Not Oscar worthy but still watchable
I didn't think it was as bad as others but the oldest daughter was a big distraction. She was annoying throughout the movie. It had its moments when you felt went off the rails but still watchable.
Idris tried his best to hold this movie together. I think the only reason he did it is because of his relationship with Will Packer, like when Michael Jackson sang the chorus to Somebody's Watching Me for Berry Gordy's son Rockwell.
Many squandered opportunities for a killshot. Lions can smell their prey as well as see in the dark so I found it unbelievable that this lion couldn't finish the job. The fact that Idris couldnt shoot a lion less than 20ft infront of him was pathetic and failed attempt to prolong the nonsense.
This lion attacked others with ferocity but seemed to have backed off when it came Idris. The moment I saw the 2 friendly lions I knew that their intro was by design.
Outer Range (2022)
Went off the rails quickly
It started out great and had me interested up until Episode 4. After that you get tired of the guy singing every chance he gets, the weird story that doesn't go anywhere, people trying to kill one another without motive, and everyone has a backstory that isn't being told and forces you to guess. The buffalo?
The Lodge (2019)
Every character was awful
It was great until the ending. Every character was downright terrible. From the moth committing suicide and not caring about her kids to the annoying little girl who can't stop crying to the father who leaves his children in the care of a woman that has never met them before to the son who orchestrated her undoing. When she walked off into that storm, the son should've revealed the prank at that moment. The daughter kills her dog and then the kids start to play victim. Typical. I didn't like 1 character in the movie and thought everyone should have died
Army of One (2020)
The campers asked for it
How can anyone have sympathy for the protagonist? They broke in someones home and instead of leaving, they decided to snoop around and move furniture, If anyone came home and saw that they would have reacted the same way. When your privacy and home gets invaded the first instinct is rage. Second, how come they shot the husband in the head and didn't kill her the same way. I don't recall her ever dressing a bullet wound. The ax in the middle of the forest was corny and killing the first guy with a tree branch was alone for me to stop watching.
200 M.P.H. (2011)
Spoiler Alert
Questions:
1.Since when does someone keep a car that was carrying drugs and seized by police?
2.When did they make a Skyline with the steering wheel on the Left?
3.When did a RX7 turn into a 240sx?
4.When did a MX5 turn into a RX7?
5.When did a stock Nissan 350zx cost $80K?
6.When did a Skyline have the same specs as a Nissan 350zx?
7.When did a LA Helicopter fly through a tunnel and race car crashes become CG?
8.So his mom and his GF were strippers that worked at the same club? Great family values
9.So his mom asked her boss to tell the drug dealer to stop coming in there and spending thousands of dollars because he was in race car accident w/ her son?
10.When did the drug deal(Casey) kill the brother? I might have missed that while I was laughing through the movie. I only saw the brother lose control of his 35K 350zx(not 80K)and crash, so how was he killed by the drug dealer?
11.How many times are they going to show the same drift scene with a 200sx that was never mentioned.
12.Who drew those 3rd grade drawings?
13.When the doctor comes out and says they had to remove her spleen...why did they ask if she was gonna live? I thought a 5th grade knew that you can live without your spleen and tonsils.
In the beginning the mechanic(Kelly) lifted his hood and said "you messed with the timing." How did she know that by popping the hood? Secondly, she adjusted the timing in 2 seconds on a rotary engine...how is that possible?
His GF wrecks her motorcycle after being chased and runs a marathon as if she never crashed her bike. There's no rips in her jeans or leather coat. Just as perfect as it was when she left the club. Then she kicks and knocks down this muscular dealer as if he weighs 150lbs. After the whole ordeal...he still wants his lap dance and she gives it to him(WTF). Then she hits him again as if this is something new.
All I can say is fire the guy that green lit this movie.