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True Detective (2014)
2014 True D is great / 2024 True D is awful.
Season 1 is a gem.
All around it's amazing.
The story, the actors, the intrigue, the ambiance. Everyone should watch at least the first season.
It is that good.
Season 2 and 3 are ok.
Not memorable, but they're still worth watching them.
Season 4 is absolutely atrocious.
It's HollyWoke.
I absolutely don't recommend watching it. It is a waste of time.
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Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023)
Boring movie. I don't trust the high rated reviews, probably bought?
I know that humor is subjective, but come on... That movie barely was funny, expect for kids and maybe teens. Not a great movie.
As usual with the "modern" movies, women are STRONK, and men are useless, dumb, incapable of doing anything by themselves, there's always a woman behind them, well, in front of them actually.
Look at the "mean" guy, Forge i think, he's weak without the sorceress. The main character, i forgot his name, couldn't do a thing without the stronk barbarian. The scene when the team put a painting inside the caleche is also a great example that men are sO dUmB & WeAk... It's tiring. Every time, every scenes, men, especially white men, that's the common theme to soothe the "modern" audience, are weak. Thanks hollywood.
Those hollywood people truly live in a bubble.
Anyway, back to the movie:
It's rushed. The movie last for more than 2hours, and yet, everything feels like a race.
I actually quite enjoyed the plot, the main story, even though it was badly written, badly shown.
There's a loooooot of talking, and not so much action. And when there's action, my lord... The fighting scenes are mostly awful. It looks like two grannies, in a wheelchair, slapping each other with their handkerchiefs.
I can only remember seeing two, more like one and half actually, dragons in that movie. In a movie that has "dragons" in the title... well, let's just say that's not great. At least "House of Dragons", the TV show, has more dragons in it ( and it's actually quite a nice TV show, if you wanna see dragons, and a better story ).
Same with dungeons, by the way. I've seen more dungeons during a game of D&D, than in this movie.
Why do they need to put jokes everywhere ? I've read a review saying that it was "The guardians of the galaxy in dungeons & dragons"... That's absolutely true, and that's absolutely the damn problem.
That concept of each scenes has to have a "hahaha moment", is annoying. The jokes are "meeeh", they're plain, they're out of place. Too many jokes ruins jokes. I've chuckled twice during the whole movie, that's it. But anyway, why do you need to put jokes EVERYWHERE ?! Jeezus...
CGI, special effects, etc.. as usual with "modern" movies, they're mostly great, but when it isn't, oh my, it truly isn't... like in a few scenes, you'll probably know what i'm talking about if you watch the movie.
Anyway, i've a lot more to say, but to wrap it up:
Movie is boring. Too many useless jokes. Men are dumb & weak, women are amazing & so stronk. Pretty movie. Writting is poop. The story of the main plot is nice and has potential, but it's badly presented/written. It's a flop.
Ted Lasso (2020)
Season 3 ruins the show.
Third attempt to write a review here. I'll write a boring and useless review and maybe it'll be fine this time:
Season 1 & 2 are nice. They're joyful, lovable, great characters, nice cohesion between them all and nice story.
Season 3 is poo. Everything is bad.
Character progression is thrown out the window.
The episodes are too long and feels empty.
The show tries to be "political" at times, but it's shallow, and is out of place.
I'd love to say more, but i'll stop here.
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Avatar: The Way of Water (2022)
Pretty boring. I waited 10yrs for... that?!
Movie is pretty beautiful overall, but with my bf, we were so boooooooored, from start to the end.
I didn't care for the characters, they could live or die, i don't care, they were just empty vessels serving the purpose of being the allies, ennemies, wife, or kids of jake sully... They had no "souls", they had the bare minimum of character progression...
Speaking of jake sully, the whole time, the "bad" guys goes after jake sully. But why? Seriously, why?.
This time, the bad guys, the humans, are here to invade the whole planet, why would they care about jake sully to the point of chasing him to the other side of the planet. Just be evil and invade the planet, enslave or kill everybody that stands in front of you, bla bla bla. But nooooo, jake sully have to be important, we have to chase him because... just because.
And then, jake decides to run away with his family, but instead of living alone, by themselves, in the middle of nowhere, so the dumb bad guys can't find them easily. Nope, jake choose to join another village, and bring big troubles to them... ffs.
The big bad general guy from the first movie, was dead, then he wasn't but was blue, then almost died and was saved because... i dunno. Because we need him for the third movie.
Errrh, anyway, i could go on and on with every details, every plot holes that annoyed me. But the movie isn't worth the trouble.
The story is garbage. But at least it's pretty. Shiny poop, like sooo many other movies of nowadays.
Pil (2021)
I fell asleep
The title said it all. I fell asleep halfway through the movie.
*I only had a few laughs with the jokes of the weird sock-puppet, about the lords and all. They were quite funny or at least enjoyable, haha.
*Bad animation, very wonky walk-cycle, and it looks like it's a movie made in the early 2010s.
*Bad characters, they're dumb. Dialogues doesn't help. Why does the main character have that haircut ? It's not for my taste. And the prince.. He looks like an ugly grown-up baby, like a clone of Mark Zuckerberg, what the what ?! At least the evil-guy looks like an evil-guy.
*The main story is basic. Nothing bad with that, but nothing new either.
Sure, i'm not a kid, and the movie clearly is made for kids. But even if i was, i would still say that the movie was uninteresting and boring. I'd leave the TV room and play with my Legos.
Anyway, the movie isn't awful, but it's flat, boring and not really fun.
Cyberpunk: Edgerunners (2022)
Shiny Poop
It's pretty. But that's it.
Story is boring and uninspiring. Characters drops dead when convenient, and when they die, you don't feel anything. They did an awful job at character building. All of the characters are dumb and most of them barely have any personality.
Very fast paced, i should even say, waaaay too fast paced. It's like they're rushing to the next goal all the time. No time to breathe... Ever.
In less than two episodes, the main character and the cute-ish white hair lady fall already in love... They only know each other after what feel like to be.. just a few days ? Wtf...
I know, it's hard to adapt a video game into a tv show or movie. But they just took the universe of the game and made a new-ish story. So much potential because the world of Cyberpunk is quite vibrant and fun... But ruined by a poopy main story, too fast paced, bad characters that i don't have the time to learn who they are that bam!.. they're already dead and you think that i'll cry or at least feel something for them ? Nah.
Anyway, if you're fine turning off your brain and watch something pretty for a few hours, go watch it.
House of the Dragon (2022)
Not as bad as i thought
In this day and age where wokeness seems to be everywhere and rule over everything, i had some resentment to watch the show. But so far, it's okay, there's just a pinch of woke in it.
The show isn't amazing, but at least it's not boring. Too many ellipses for my taste, i'm still wondering what is the main plot line, a bit predictable.
Good acting, i believe, from most of the main actors, at least i believe them when they deliver their speeches.
And i don't really know what else to say for now, i'll update this review, in the sea of others (and much better) reviews, later.
I didn't read this book, but i sure will now, because i'm pretty sure that it'll be much better than this TV show.
Game of Thrones (2011)
could have been perfect, but nope
Short version and hopefully IMDb will allow me to write that: The show is absolutely great in every way possible.. up until the last two seasons that were horrid. They followed quite well the books, up until they ran out of the materials because Georges RR Martin is more interested in giving book tours and all, rather than actually finishing the story of Game of Thrones... plus, let's be honest, but he's getting old, his cognitive mind is declining, he'll probably never finish it, and that's incredibly sad because those books are incredible, he truly is, or was, i dunno, a magnificent auteur).
Anyway, this, unfortunately, force me to tell you that: don't bother watching the show, because you'll be disappointed in the end and feel that you wasted your valuable time (at least, it was the case for me). Or, even better, watch it, but don't watch the last two seasons and imagine the ending that you would want.
Finaly, don't expect a do over of the last seasons, the producers got their money, moved on, and they're fine with this poop.
Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising (2016)
Comedy is dead.
So this is the state of comedy nowadays. Absolute garbage.
That movie was 98% recommended on Netflix and in the "trending" tab, so i was expecting something good-ish, or at least close to it. But no. It's just bad. from start to finish, it's pure and utter waste
Everything is sexist; It reeks "Women Power, women so stronk"; All characters are as dumb as a rock; All jokes are unfunny and very childish (a few made me at least smile); The story is "meeeh" at best. I don't blame the actors, they were ok, overall. I blame the writting, which was awful.
Identity politics invaded Hollywood, and we can see the damage it has done. Comedy is unfunny now.
Look, if you have some brain cells, save them by not watching that movie. I've wasted my time by watching it. Don't waste yours.