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The Gingerdead Man (2005)
Why Gary Busey?
This beautiful addition to the media world is a delightful tale of the average bakery that accepts shipments from anonymous hooded figures and that bleed into their own bake goods. Sounds like a fan-fricking-tastic story that could be filled with so many plot twists it makes the mind become boggled, however the only brilliant twist that the writers could come up with was to make every single character in the movie a flipping retard, I mean seriously how hard is it to walk outside of a bakery that is completely unlocked, or to avoid a gingerbread man cutting you with a knife at hardly a foot tall, or to avoid a car that starts a good 10 feet away from you that a gingerbread man attempts to drive at going at no speeds above 5 mph. The only redeeming quality of this movie was the brilliant acting of brick fields, yes a man named brick played the most astounding role in this film. enough said
Gory Gory Hallelujah (2003)
yup we actually watched this...
...and now we want eradicate the pressure upon our brain cells for being subjected to such torture. lab rats could have asked for better. this erotic, a.k.a. one demented bloody breasted woman, zombie thriller where the zombies only appeared at the end is not actually zombie movie. what it really is remains to be known. however, i do know that no one should ever watch this even if you are hosting bad movie night. it is rivaled only by manos: the hands of fate and any movie with Paris hilton. the only thing that would have saved this movie is street luging zombies with a male identified lesbian named helga. and you reading this, i don't get this and neither should you. it is just the side effects of gory gory hallelujah.