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Fear Street: 1994 (2021)
Was torture to watch more than 15 minutes.
A hot mess of bad acting,screenwriting and directing. Believe a legit review, it's epically bad,folks 👎
Dicing with Death (2018)
An EPIC achievement in documentary film
This series isn't just about trucks and vans doing battle with unkempt roads and inclement weather, oh no! Be prepared to learn, a LOT. I was totally surprised at the lengths the filmmakers went to to capture the drama,heartache, terror and joy of each series. A true overlooked gem of a series.
The Meg (2018)
An IQ killer
There should be a rating below 1 here to give this bucket of steaming diarrhea an accurate rating.
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)
never to be topped for a journey through pure terror
Very few films are made at the prefect time ,circumstances and can never be duplicated.This film starts a journey through terror with a slow creepy burn and never stops ascending. The ultimate!
The Intruder (2019)
Tripe
The house itself and the character Annie are the only reasons ( if your GF makes you) to sit through this tired formulated anti-climactic tripe..
Star Wars: Episode IX - The Rise of Skywalker (2019)
Beyond bad..shamefully bad
Garbage,beyond garbage. Abrams and the brainless twits behind this farce should be whipped in the street.lol
I can imagine the embarrassment of people walking out of the theater thinking man,get me outta here!
Just a matter of time before MST3k goofs on this..oh wait,rifftrax just did.lol!
Blue Velvet (1986)
Here's to Ben!
A terrifying experience that leaves you in edge for days afterward.
From Hell (2001)
A remake
This film borrows heavily from Sherlock Holmes-Murder by Decree (1979), which is a far superior film in every way..
Xing xing wang (1977)
A fun time
From a pissed off looking leopard, a crying elephant and a giant peeping Peking ape, this one encompasses all that 70s camp fun and no holds barred fun making.A must see!
Ford v Ferrari (2019)
Could have been much better
Good film but should have included more technical focus on the development of the car from the beginning not just cut scenes of them testing the GT.The film included too much drama between Miles and his family for some reason which was not necessary and didn't serve any purpose.
Stargames (1997)
On par with Star Wars : Episode 4
Finally a film that has the potential to unseat Star Wars as the greatest sci-fi epic.
Staying Alive (1983)
Satan's Alley!
This has Stallone's stink all over it. From the embarrassing acting,plot,bad music and of course ..the dancing. That being said it's a fun movie to watch and goof on. Nice loin cloth,Tony!
Requiem for a Dream (2000)
Hilarious!
One of the funniest films I've ever seen! I was rolling on the floor laughing throughout but the prostitute,jail and electro shock scenes had me laughing out loud. Great comedic effort
Pet Sematary (2019)
Don't believe the 10 star reviews...
In total a huge let down.The actingvwas embarrassing,even from Lithgow.The daughter was the worst of all.
8MM (1999)
Hardcore
Very similar to 1979 Hardcore.Very re-watchable that has aged well.
Salem's Lot (1979)
Bravo, Mr Hooper,Bravo!
I will never forget seeing this terrifying mini-series at 10 yrs old.This masterpiece has so much going for it: creepy music,tons of scary atmosphere,casting,sets,pace and acting.